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When I was in elementary school, I had this awesome idea to stand at the top peak of one of these:
... then I had this epic idea of thinking that I could actually jump off to the side of the whole thing ... well ... yeah I never made it ... instead I ended up crotch slamming one of the thin metal corners near the edge from a 5 foot drop ... rolled off it in slowmotion and was in instant fetal position for about 20 minutes.
"Dream as if you will live forever, Live as if tomorrow will be your last." ~ James Dean "If one does not fail at times, then one has not challenged himself." ~ Ferdinand Porsche There is no substitute.
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1982 Toyota Corolla
2000 Honda SiR
2002 Lexus IS300
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cant really remember most of my injuries but there was one time in gr 4 when i was running as fast as i could and jumped over a short fence thing and my foot got caught and crashed face first into concrete with alot of momentum, I also had braces which cut up my whole inner lips and scraped the top of my mouth so much that it was just a huge gash and had blood all over my mouth teeth and face, ran home crying and my mom freaked out LOL
Wisdom tooth/dry socket. Holy fuck. I couldn't sleep for almost two weeks 'cause of the pain from them. Motherfucker ow. T3s were almost as bad, eating my stomach away.
Iv also had dry socket after having a impacted wisdom tooth surgically removed, extremely uncomfrotable feeling, I rmb I went bak to the dental surgeon a few days later cuz the pain was so bad and he had his assistant put a gauze pad drenched in disinfectant/medicine, right into the fresh hole of where the wisdom tooth was, one of the most uncomfortable pains ever!!! After 45min of having the gauze pad in place in the bak of my mouth the pain was gone! Came bak 5 days later had the gauze pad removed Posted via RS Mobile
who are you planning to spend the rest of your life with? your sister or girlfriend?
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I sold my Yaris 5 years ago, and seriously, IT IS better than your shit box civics. The mods I have for that car is probably worth more than your whole self-worth.
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After spending some time reading through this thread, I now know how to give a killer blowjob. Thanks revscene.
Went on a golf date.
Showed the girl how to swing the Big Bertha driver, she said she was OK and wanted to try. I walked back to the lawnchair and felt a thud, and went deaf. Sat down, and saw her swinging the driver around wondering what she had hit. Dude in next stall was like "buddy your girl just capped you in the head!"
I felt hot water running down my neck and it was blood. Got to the hospital and had 10 stitches on my scalp!
Dislocating my arm at the shoulder socket was pretty bad too.
fuck i hope i never have to get my wisdom teeth removed....i hate the dentist
What? You hate the dentist? Are you sure man? Consider yourself lucky that you have access to a dentist that will take proper care of you. Watch the video below and you'll know what I mean. Man I feel bad for them.
was driving my bike down a bigass hill full speed
looked back to see if friend was still with me
looked forward parked car
didn't avoid it. Face planted into it. Almost broke my nose, broke 2 teeth, my bike, the car's bumper, and left a giant dent in the car's hood. lol
I also had gas poured onto my feet and ankles in Moab and my buddy was jokin around and lit my bare skin on fire. Both of my ankles had 3rd degree burns 5" high all the way around. Fucken sucked so much pain weeks after cause I couldn't wear shoes had to apply cream and gauze for a couple months, anything they touched instant pain shot through my whole body. I was more pissed about that was the first time wearing brand new $250 Merrall hiking runners that got toasted.
When I was on fire first thing I did was stop drop and roll, I was moving so quick and with fuel on me the flames so huge ended up having 5 buddys dive on my and pour beer on my legs to put it out(most scared in life I have ever been being on fire alive) I kicked my burnt shoes off and walked to my cabin. I remember standing there looking at my ankles and pulled the burnt skin off both of them gross as hell and I can't believe I actually did that. I then walked over to a picnic table and pounded back a 1 litre bottle of baquardi lemon to my head. finished it in a couple gulps.
what the fuck are wrong with your friends? Is this what you white idiots scream and yell about when you are drunk ? It must've sounded like this: "YEAHH FUCK YEAHHHHH "
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some bitch in my grade 2 class slammed a wooden door on my hand and my middle finger got caught tore off my whole nail and cut into my skin was bleeding like crazy
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My quack dentist spent 8 hours (4hr saturday and 4hr sunday night ) and failed to remove all of my wisdom teeth out. By the 2nd hour the novocaine wore off and had little effect after the 3rd-4th injections. Plus his pick/tools ripped the sides of my gums. Every morning I yawned it broke the scabs and I would bleed for 20 mins. T3s did so little.
The Oakridge mall specialist 4th floor took 15 mins and no pain.
Coming back after an intense practise of dragon boating. Pretty stoked that the team did well and I had a date after. Ran to the metal shack that serves as a the change room. As I ran to the shack, I noticed that there was a sheet of metal laying on the ground like a ramp. In hopes of clearing the sheet, I jumped in full speed. Mistimed the jump and ended up landing on the high side of the sheet. Got lauched head first into the shack. Ended up colliding with the upper part of the doorway. The sheet metal was sticking out and sliced a portion of the scalp off.
Lost a lot of blood on the way to hostipal so I was all dizzy. Even though most of missing scalp was cut clean, there was a still a little "lip" of skin that needed to be cut off. I have NO idea why the hell they decided to put a student nurse to treat my wounds, but she was scared out of her mind. She froze the wrong part of scalp. Thus, I felt every little cut she attempted.
Hurt so bad, I stood up suddenly screamed for a doctor.
Dad later told me that I scared the nurse so bad she pissed her pants.. (im pretty sure he is making it up, but he claims it is true)
He said I had blood running down my face and screaming that I was going to kill her.....
I dont remember much that happened in the hostipal as the a doctor came in and knocked me out with something. lol
I spent 2 weeks in hospital racked up on morphine, 1 of which i never got out of bed.
Standing up after being drugged/bed ridden for a week causes a big blood pressure change, I remember being on the verge of puking from the nausia. Felt like being kicked in the liver x5.
cut kick to the thigh by a 2 time muay thai world champ. Almost wanted to puke after.
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I just heated up a bolt a lot with a dremel tool attempting to cut it.... and then I tried to pick up the bolt with my bare finger just now. Now I can't type with my rght indix finger henfe all tje tyoes...
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