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Old 12-11-2010, 02:12 AM   #26
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Old 12-11-2010, 04:18 AM   #27
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Seriously? Who the fuck does this bitch think she is? If you had a million fucking dollars, you would probably have no problem scoring chicks that are better looking. If you really wanted to use money for sex with virgins, I'm sure you can find tons of 18 year old virgins that will fuck you for a LV bag or two.

For a million dollars, she would have to do all kinds of shit that virgins probably don't know how to do in bed...and probably make me a sandwich while ironing my clothes, washing my car and giving me a BJ.
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Old 12-11-2010, 10:56 PM   #28
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This is beyond retarded.
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Old 12-11-2010, 11:22 PM   #29
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this isnt the first time this exact same thing has been done. was big news like 3 years ago
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Old 12-11-2010, 11:34 PM   #30
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YO I GOT IT... RS GROUP BUY!!!

COME ON GUYS, RS GANG BANG! SMALLEST DICK START'S THE TRAIN!!! NO PUSHING NO EYE CONTACT AND NO SPLATTERING!!!
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Old 12-12-2010, 12:15 AM   #31
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you can still be a whore even though you're a virgin
lol what, do you like having sex with people who don't know what they're doing?
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Old 12-12-2010, 12:28 AM   #32
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I think the sad thing here is you know some idiot is going to pay that as well
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Old 12-12-2010, 03:13 AM   #33
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I think the sad thing here is you know some idiot is going to pay that as well
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Old 12-12-2010, 08:06 AM   #34
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meh for 1 million you can get much better virgins than that. drop some cash on a lp640 vert, park in front of metro or some HS, profit
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Old 12-12-2010, 09:23 AM   #35
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LOL what if guys have been sticking up in her ASS instead @@ whould she consider be a virgint hen?
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Old 12-12-2010, 09:34 AM   #36
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If I had the money to spare I would pop a couple caps of E and Viagra and give her the longest 8 hours of her life.... It would probably the first.. and last time she ever had sex

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Old 12-12-2010, 10:05 AM   #37
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If I had the money to spare I would pop a couple caps of E and Viagra and give her the longest 8 hours of her life.... It would probably the first.. and last time she ever had sex

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That's called rape, bro.
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Old 12-12-2010, 10:05 AM   #38
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Who wants to fuck a virgin tho? They suck! They bleed, they cry and they dont know how to fuck..

wait, now i see why people might pay for that...
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Berz just created the definition of consensual rape. haha
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That's called rape, bro.
Wut? It's not rape if you've paid for it...

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Old 12-12-2010, 10:41 AM   #41
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i think by "longest 8 hours of her life" he meant "force her to watch as i fix up my underglow and smoke my new altezzas"
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Old 12-12-2010, 10:48 AM   #42
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^^ I see what you did there.. and I could have that done in 4 hours...

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Old 12-12-2010, 12:36 PM   #44
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So who else is in?
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Old 12-12-2010, 10:23 PM   #45
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this thread would be much more amusing if the chick was ugly.
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Old 12-12-2010, 10:44 PM   #46
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Old 12-13-2010, 01:29 AM   #47
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Old 12-13-2010, 04:08 AM   #48
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Does that certificate come from her plastic surgeon who sewed her gaping hymen back together?
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Old 12-13-2010, 09:06 AM   #49
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Old 12-13-2010, 09:12 AM   #50
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This has, in fact been going on for THOUSANDS of years. And mothers pimping out their daughters? That's a practices as old as money as well.
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