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Death2Theft 01-25-2011 08:07 PM

Well then that would require two things. Your rock climbing mode and your range rover to work, and you'd have to catch marco's porsche :P

Really tho the most scary thing behind the wheel is a 5'2 chick driving a 5000lb+ suv who thinks she is invicible. Dont feed the soccer mom stereotype. I really hope your not one of those inconsiderate door denters with your big ole suv :(
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Originally Posted by RangeRover (Post 7279342)
Perhaps I will put it in rock climbing mode and drive over Marco's super amazing fast 2003 porsche


RangeRover 01-25-2011 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Death2Theft (Post 7279630)
Well then that would require two things. Your rock climbing mode and your range rover to work, and you'd have to catch marco's porsche :P

Really tho the most scary thing behind the wheel is a 5'2 chick driving a 5000lb+ suv who thinks she is invicible. Dont feed the soccer mom stereotype. I really hope your not one of those inconsiderate door denters with your big ole suv :(

My Range Rover works :)

I'd get dtox to corner Marco in his 570 and then I'd rock climb his Porsche.:):)

My parking sensors are so sensitive they go off if I'm stopped at a redlight and a pedestrian walks near my car. SO ANNOYING! I could park the Range Rover blind.

Death2Theft 01-25-2011 08:13 PM

Eeeeh actually sassy is never ever a flattering term for a female. Unfortunately girls dont seem to understand that sassy to guys = fat/large and in charge

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Originally Posted by Marco911 (Post 7279518)
I am going to call you out on this. You're what 21, 22? There is no way you can afford to buy $3000 bags using your own earned money. Do you really think that you should be carrying a bag worth 15% of the value of your car (also likely not paid by you)? http://www.revscene.net/forums/can-y...p-t635872.html



If the Payless shoes fits, honey. You're a throughly abusive person who clearly don't have much merits beyond your looks.



Pot, kettle. You've been trying (and failing) to do the same to me. If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen...oh wait, bad example.



Personality is for fat chicks. Pretty chicks want to think they have personality but very few actually do.


RangeRover 01-25-2011 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Death2Theft (Post 7279639)
Eeeeh actually sassy is never ever a flattering term for a female. Unfortunately girls dont seem to understand that sassy to guys = fat/large and in charge

Oh....

I'm definitely not fat!

GabAlmighty 01-25-2011 08:17 PM

Guys... What's a sensor?

Lomac 01-25-2011 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by GabAlmighty (Post 7279646)
Guys... What's a sensor?

It's that little doohicky designed to make sure you're using the correct amount of fuel... I think? lol

Berzerker 01-25-2011 08:35 PM

Rangerover girl.. how much of that truck did you pay for? Just wondering.

Why are you looking for a new car again?

Berz out.

observer 01-25-2011 08:37 PM

Since this thread is going downhill, I'll make it worse
 
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Originally Posted by RangeRover (Post 7279628)
I don't cook, but dtox and I are definitely in the market for a housekeeper/cook..

It's hard to find a good housekeeper these days. The Filipinos do an excellent job cleaning but are not good with cooking. And they usually leave in 2 years after getting their PR.

The Chinese ones can cook better but are not as tidy and they tend to gossip more.

With proper training, I even let them wash my Riedel Sommelier glasses. Very nice to just walk away after a serious tasting session at home.

If you get one, teach them how to vacuum your car, it makes a huge difference every morning you get in. I used to even have them do the windshield but not anymore.

PM if you need help.

Death2Theft 01-25-2011 08:38 PM

What about the other part that comes with sassy? Having a big mouth ordering guys around? There is nothing attractive about a "sassy" woman. Witty however....
Also your parking sensors might be one thing but nothing pisses me off more than some clueless chick that just opens her suv door into your door and scratching/denting our cars with their big bad suv's.
For some reason the hotter the chick typically white, the less spacial awareness she has. They just expect everyone to get out of her way. Totally oblivious to inconveniencing others.
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Originally Posted by RangeRover (Post 7279645)
Oh....

I'm definitely not fat!


GabAlmighty 01-25-2011 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Lomac (Post 7279656)
It's that little doohicky designed to make sure you're using the correct amount of fuel... I think? lol

Lies! The o2 sensor runs on Unicorn magic.

dangonay 01-25-2011 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by RangeRover (Post 7279628)
1) I don't wear Payless shoes. Try Louboutin, YSL, Miu Miu, etc.
2) I am a wonderful person. I don't come online on a forum to brag about my 2003 Porsche to boost my ego.

You call Marco out for bragging about his Porsche when you're bragging about the $1,000 a pair shoes you wear?

GabAlmighty 01-25-2011 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by dangonay (Post 7279668)
You call Marco out for bragging about his Porsche when you're bragging about the $1,000 a pair shoes you wear?

Lol, why anyone would do that... blows my mind.

mpr 01-25-2011 08:42 PM

Need a picture to prove your statement :fullofwin:

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Originally Posted by RangeRover (Post 7279645)
Oh....

I'm definitely not fat!


RangeRover 01-25-2011 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by dangonay (Post 7279668)
You call Marco out for bragging about his Porsche when you're bragging about the $1,000 a pair shoes you wear?


I never said how much they cost. I said I didn't wear Payless. I also didn't start a thread about shoes to talk about mine and why they are better than everyone elses.

RangeRover 01-25-2011 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Death2Theft (Post 7279664)
What about the other part that comes with sassy? Having a big mouth ordering guys around? There is nothing attractive about a "sassy" woman. Witty however....
Also your parking sensors might be one thing but nothing pisses me off more than some clueless chick that just opens her suv door into your door and scratching/denting our cars with their big bad suv's.
For some reason the hotter the chick typically white, the less spacial awareness she has. They just expect everyone to get out of her way. Totally oblivious to inconveniencing others.

Oh, well by sassy I meant I have personality and am outspoken/stand up for myself. I guess I should have used a different word. I didn't know sassy meant I was an obese bitch!!!

And I don't open my car door into other peoples cars...

I always park with enough space between my car and another so even a fat, and perhaps sassy lady can get into her car easily.

I also check over my shoulder when opening my car door on a busy street so I don't get hit :)

RangeRover 01-25-2011 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Berzerker (Post 7279662)
Rangerover girl.. how much of that truck did you pay for? Just wondering.

Why are you looking for a new car again?

Berz out.

Because I also have a BMW but it's getting kind of old (it's an e46) and was my first car so I want to sell it and then upgrade to a newer BMW :)

ajax 01-25-2011 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Marco911 (Post 7279622)
Posted via RS Mobile

How so? Well kept 911s are still cool after many years. I've had newer 911s also (997). Now I have two of them. Taiichi Ohno once said, "if a machine meets it's requirement as well as the day it was acquired, it hasn't depreciated one bit."

Nice to finally get a post out of you that didn't stroke your ego.

But to continue with the "elite" debate, in my opinion it is a status that you are not at (maybe not yet if that may be the case). The true elites are those who own the fortune 500 companies (or are the board of directors/majority shareholders/founders etc), not the vp's. The elite are the ones who fill a certain edition of forbes magazine every year and can blow what both your Porsches cost without any regrets.

And to make it clear I do not have a problem with your cars. It is your "I am better than you" atitude that made me post in this thread.

GabAlmighty 01-25-2011 08:53 PM

My first car cost me $500. Was rusted to shit, spit flames, disrupted the neighbourhood, was a tank, and was the greatest thing that happened to me.

God I miss that car...

RangeRover 01-25-2011 09:03 PM

I took this for the thread.

I hope you guys find it lol worthy

http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/...luh/Photo5.jpg

GabAlmighty 01-25-2011 09:06 PM

Really? You couldn't have held the card 3" lower? Fuck.

RangeRover 01-25-2011 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GabAlmighty (Post 7279710)
Really? You couldn't have held the card 3" lower? Fuck.

I try to keep it pg13

GabAlmighty 01-25-2011 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RangeRover (Post 7279718)
I try to keep it pg13

I'm 20. I promise I can handle it.

Gumby 01-25-2011 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by RangeRover (Post 7279708)
I took this for the thread.

I hope you guys find it lol worthy

Provocative pose aside, well done!

I can respect it whenever a user posts up a REAL picture containing a thread-relevant message.

Marco, ball's in your court!

RangeRover 01-25-2011 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by GabAlmighty (Post 7279727)
I'm 20. I promise I can handle it.

hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahha

RangeRover 01-25-2011 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Gumby (Post 7279728)
Provocative pose aside, well done!

I can respect it whenever a user posts up a REAL picture containing a thread-relevant message.

Marco, ball's in your court!

I actually found this pic of Marco on google..

http://www.webobble.com/assets/image..._thumbnail.jpg:fullofwin:


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