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Old 03-06-2011, 01:42 PM   #1
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Nigerian scam on a whole notha level

HNL yo! mad tv style






got this in the mail the other month was gonna post but put it away and thought i lost it, cleaning out my drawers today found it, literally scared of even touching the letter who knows where it came from and what kind of chemicals or germs could be on the paper.
i guess there's still hard working scammers out there who will go the extra mile and actually mail you a fcking letter instead of doing the typical email scam.
this looks to be a scam setup in england, i actually saw a news clip few years back about these office setups where they have dozens of african immigrants working in parts of london doing these types of scam all day long, it's crazy

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sounds legit!

you should totally do it!
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the guys over at lambo vancouver said there are 60-70 pre-orders already. don't quote me though.
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Old 03-06-2011, 02:08 PM   #7
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Reminds me of my little encounter:

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diane clark to sale-cuncx-222.
show details Feb 23 (12 days ago)
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html

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Hello Seller... Is your item still available for sale?
Please kindly get back to me with the final price and Condition. Mrs
Diane.
First email I got, seemed pretty legit so I replied with:

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Hi Diane,

Yes the phone is still available. The condition is very good it has
minimal scratches but no major noticeable ones on the screen.

Thanks,
*
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Mrs Arabella Morgan to me
show details Feb 23 (11 days ago)
Thank you for your mail, I'm buying the item for my Daughter who is
currently on a trip to West Africa as birthday gift and l will be
offering you 150.00$ for the item and 60$ for the shipping cost to her
as the item is very urgently needed by her

l will pay you via PayPal Or Bank transfer, so, if you want me to Pay
you via PayPal get back to me with your PayPal email account but if
you prefer Bank transfer, kindly get back to me with your Bank details
below:

Your Full Name:
Bank Name:
Account Number:
IBAN Number ( lnternational Bank Account Number)


l will be happy if your payment information can be sent to my email
today so that l can make the payment for you as soon as possible.

Thanks.

Mrs Diane

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Is your item still available for sale? please come to me with the
final price and the state now. I'll be waiting to hear from you soon
Diane
That's when I realised it's a fucking joke. So I played along.

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* to Mrs
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I don't know if the phone will get through customs as there may be
traces of cocaine that have gotten into the keys. Are you still
interested?
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Mrs Arabella Morgan to me
show details Feb 23 (11 days ago)
Yes im interested, you will ship the item Via Canadian Post. So kindly
get back to me with your method of payment so that i can proceed with
the payment on time as the item is very urgently needed by her
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* to Mrs
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Where are you located right now babe? I may have another form of
payment for you.

On 2/23/11, Mrs Arabella Morgan <dianeclark0@gmail.com> wrote:
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show details Feb 23 (11 days ago)
Im on the sea right now... im an Oceanographer...Brisbrian
(Australia). so i will like you to get back to me on time as the item
is very urgently needed by her..
Thanks...................................Mrs Diane
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I dont know why but your name is really arousing me. Arabella is such a beautiful name. I can't stop thinking about you. Please tell me more about yourself. I am dying for erotic pictures of you. I am willing to ship the item if you send me sensual pictures of your self.

With much love,
*
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Please im a married Woman... Im here to buy Item for my daughter just
to present her on her birthday.. so i will like you to get back to me
on time so that i can proceed with the payment on time..
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It doesn't matter to me if you are married! I can give you satisfaction that you have only dreamed of! I am giving you a chance to get the item for free and your only payment will be sensual photos for my pleasure only. Please Arabella, I am infatuated with you.
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Ok thank you very much My name is Diane Arabella My husband name is
Morgan clark. Well.... any how we will talk about that latter in the
day if you get the item shipped to my daughter i like you in person
because you are very Bold enough to be asking me out for that, But why
cant you wait for me for just like 3-4 days till wen i will come back
from work so that we can meet in person... all what you will do now is
just get back to me with you address so that i can tell you were u
will meet me. and i will be very happy if you can send the item to my
daughter today because i told you that the item is very urgently
needed for her. so and i will send my Pictures to you but i dont have
sexual picture here at the moment... But make sure that you send yours
to m also... Here is the shipping address to my Daughter
Name: Opeyemi Taiwo
Address: no 23 Agbala itura iwo road
City: Ibadan
State: Oyo State
Zipcode: 23402
Country: Nigeria................ Thank youvery much. I will be waitin
to read back from you soon



Best Regards
Mrs Diane Arabella
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I'm glad you replied Arabella. My address is 2120 Cambie St,
Vancouver, BC, Canada. The postal code is V5Z 4N6. I was sleepless
last night thinking of you. Could you please send a few erotic photos?
My manhood cannot take it and I need to release. After I get the
pictures I will ship your item.

Love,
*
Wonder if she'll actually send something to that address?

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here are the only pics that im having with me here and will like you
to do the shipment today don't worry... wen i get back to the state i
will try to visit you as you which...


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Hi Diane,

You are more beautiful than I thought. I cannot wait to meet you in
person. I shipped the item last night via Canada Post. Could you mail
me a letter with your confirmation? Please mention where your daughter
lives so I can keep it as a reference and confirmation she got it.
Thank you my beautiful Arabella.
- Show quoted text -
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Mrs Diane clark to me
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Thank you very much... i will like you to get back to me with the
scanned copy reciept and the tracking details (TRACKING NUMBER) given
to you at the post office so that i can forward it to her at once here
is the shipping Address to her.....
Name: Opeyemi Taiwo
Address: no 23 Agbala itura iwo road
City: Ibadan
State: Oyo State
Zipcode: 23402
Country: Nigeria

i will be waiting here to read back from you soon

Diane

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final price and the state now. I'll be waiting to hear from you soon
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That's when I decided fuck it I'm done.

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Mrs Diane clark to me
show details Feb 25 (9 days ago)
What is going on ???? Have you get the item shipped??? Were is the
tracking Details?
What should my next email be?

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pics dont work bro... use tinypic or photobucket
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Tell her you shipped the phone directly to her daughter, her daugher has recieved the phone and that you got an nice email from her thanking you.

Then you can write a fake email being Mrs. Diane's daughter and tell the world what a whore you are.
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tell her that you're helping someone import a $40k LFA from the state and that you will send her the tracking details later.

and might as well ask her if she wants you to help her buy one too.
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yea craigs list been plagued lately with a bunch of these types of scams, i remember when i started using cl heavily few years back would never get scam offers, now every time i put an ad up i get at least 1 its crazy.

but nothing beats literally getting a letter delivered to your house, i wanna write back and give the scammer props, A+ for effort budday
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craigslist i seem to always get scammer emails when i sell electronic items
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So any idea where these scammers operate from? Their english is always terrible like that, the exact same grammar style..

Nowaways anytime i get a

"Is your ITEM for sale" without any explicit reference to the item for sale, I just immediately delete the email...
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yea craigs list been plagued lately with a bunch of these types of scams, i remember when i started using cl heavily few years back would never get scam offers, now every time i put an ad up i get at least 1 its crazy.

but nothing beats literally getting a letter delivered to your house, i wanna write back and give the scammer props, A+ for effort budday
my dad got the exact same letter as well last month...
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i bet like 0.1% of the people they contact actually respond to it. there's a lot of naive people out there who live in caves and have inherited shit loads of cash from their less naive family
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whats fcked up is, enough people respond and fall for this shit for these scammers to continue doing this.
i mean if the shit didnt work, obviously they wouldnt waste their time with it.

i really dont know whether to feel sorry for the people who fall for it, or just think they deserve it because you would have to be an idiot to actually believe it.
but i would have to excuse the elderly out of this equation for obvious reasons
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