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	   |  Nigerian scam on a whole notha level  
 
			
			HNL yo!  mad tv style   
got this in the mail the other month was gonna post but put it away and thought i lost it, cleaning out my drawers today found it, literally scared of even touching the letter who knows where it came from and what kind of chemicals or germs could be on the paper. 
i guess there's still hard working scammers out there who will go the extra mile and actually mail you a fcking letter instead of doing the typical email scam. 
this looks to be a scam setup in england, i actually saw a news clip few years back about these office setups where they have dozens of african immigrants working in parts of london doing these types of scam all day long, it's crazy  
i resized the pics to 1600x1200 but they might still show up large, photobucket lags      
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					Originally Posted by G-spec  HNL yo!  mad tv style    |  WHY DOES HE HAVE TO SCREAM???
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			sooo... what are you waiting for?    |   |   |   |      |  03-06-2011, 01:51 PM | #4 |   | Fanboy 
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			sounds legit! 
 you should totally do it!
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					Originally Posted by invader   |  love this ad
		 
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					Originally Posted by toyota86  the guys over at lambo vancouver said there are 60-70 pre-orders already. don't quote me though. |  |   |   |   |      |  03-06-2011, 02:08 PM | #7 |   | My homepage has been set to RS 
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			Reminds me of my little encounter:  Quote:   | diane clark to sale-cuncx-222. show details Feb 23 (12 days ago)
 ** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
 ** Avoid:  wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
 ** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
 ** More Info:  http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html
 
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 Hello Seller...               Is your item still available for sale?
 Please kindly get back to me with the final price and Condition.  Mrs
 Diane.
 |  First email I got, seemed pretty legit so I replied with:    Quote:   | * to diane show details Feb 23 (12 days ago)
 Hi Diane,
 
 Yes the phone is still available. The condition is very good it has
 minimal scratches but no major noticeable ones on the screen.
 
 Thanks,
 *
 |   Quote:   | Mrs Arabella Morgan to me show details Feb 23 (11 days ago)
 Thank you for your mail, I'm buying the item for my Daughter who is
 currently on a trip to West Africa as birthday gift and l will be
 offering you 150.00$ for the item and 60$ for the shipping cost to her
 as the item is very urgently needed by her
 
 l will pay you via PayPal Or Bank transfer, so, if you want me to Pay
 you via PayPal get back to me with your PayPal email account but if
 you prefer Bank transfer, kindly get back to me with your Bank details
 below:
 
 Your Full Name:
 Bank Name:
 Account Number:
 IBAN Number ( lnternational Bank Account Number)
 
 
 l will be happy if your payment information can be sent to my email
 today so that l can make the payment for you as soon as possible.
 
 Thanks.
 
 Mrs Diane
 
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 Is your item still available for sale? please come to me with the
 final price and the state now. I'll be waiting to hear from you soon
 Diane
 |  That's when I realised it's a fucking joke. So I played along.    Quote:   | * to Mrs show details Feb 23 (11 days ago)
 I don't know if the phone will get through customs as there may be
 traces of cocaine that have gotten into the keys. Are you still
 interested?
 |   Quote:   | Mrs Arabella Morgan to me show details Feb 23 (11 days ago)
 Yes im interested, you will ship the item Via Canadian Post. So kindly
 get back to me with your method of payment so that i can proceed with
 the payment on time as the item is very urgently needed by her
 |   Quote:   | * to Mrs show details Feb 23 (11 days ago)
 Where are you located right now babe? I may have another form of
 payment for you.
 
 On 2/23/11, Mrs Arabella Morgan <dianeclark0@gmail.com> wrote:
 |   Quote:   | Mrs Arabella Morgan to me show details Feb 23 (11 days ago)
 Im on the sea right now... im an Oceanographer...Brisbrian
 (Australia). so i will like you to get back to me on time as the item
 is very urgently needed by her..
 Thanks...................................Mrs Diane
 |   Quote:   | I dont know why but your name is really arousing me. Arabella is such a beautiful name. I can't stop thinking about you. Please tell me more about yourself. I am dying for erotic pictures of you. I am willing to ship the item if you send me sensual pictures of your self. 
 With much love,
 *
 |   Quote:   | Mrs Arabella Morgan to me show details Feb 23 (11 days ago)
 Please im a married Woman... Im here to buy Item for my daughter just
 to present her on her birthday.. so i will like you to get back to me
 on time so that i can proceed with the payment on time..
 |   Quote:   | * to Mrs show details Feb 23 (11 days ago)
 It doesn't matter to me if you are married! I can give you satisfaction that you have only dreamed of! I am giving you a chance to get the item for free and your only payment will be sensual photos for my pleasure only. Please Arabella, I am infatuated with you.
 |   Quote:   | Mrs Diane clark to me show details Feb 24 (11 days ago)
 Ok thank you very much  My name is Diane Arabella My husband name is
 Morgan clark. Well.... any how we will talk about that latter in the
 day if you get the item shipped to my daughter i like you in person
 because you are very Bold enough to be asking me out for that, But why
 cant you wait for me for just like 3-4 days till wen i will come back
 from work so that we can meet in person... all what you will do now is
 just get back to me with you address so that i can tell you were u
 will meet me. and i will be very happy if you can send the item to my
 daughter today because i told you that the item is very urgently
 needed for her. so and i will send my Pictures to you but i dont have
 sexual picture here at the moment... But make sure that you send yours
 to m also... Here is the shipping address to my Daughter
 Name: Opeyemi Taiwo
 Address:   no 23 Agbala itura iwo road
 City:        Ibadan
 State:      Oyo State
 Zipcode:   23402
 Country:  Nigeria................ Thank youvery much. I will be waitin
 to read back from you soon
 
 
 
 Best Regards
 Mrs Diane Arabella
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 |   Quote:   | I'm glad you replied Arabella. My address is 2120 Cambie St, Vancouver, BC, Canada. The postal code is V5Z 4N6. I was sleepless
 last night thinking of you. Could you please send a few erotic photos?
 My manhood cannot take it and I need to release. After I get the
 pictures I will ship your item.
 
 Love,
 *
 |  Wonder if she'll actually send something to that address?    Quote:   | * to Mrs show details Feb 25 (9 days ago)
 Hi Diane,
 
 You are more beautiful than I thought. I cannot wait to meet you in
 person. I shipped the item last night via Canada Post. Could you mail
 me a letter with your confirmation? Please mention where your daughter
 lives so I can keep it as a reference and confirmation she got it.
 Thank you my beautiful Arabella.
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 |   Quote:   | Mrs Diane clark to me show details Feb 25 (9 days ago)
 Thank you very much... i will like you to get back to me with the
 scanned copy reciept and the tracking details (TRACKING NUMBER) given
 to you at the post office so that i can forward it to her at once here
 is the shipping Address to her.....
 Name:      Opeyemi Taiwo
 Address:   no 23 Agbala itura iwo road
 City:        Ibadan
 State:      Oyo State
 Zipcode:   23402
 Country:  Nigeria
 
 i will be waiting here to read back from you soon
 
 Diane
 
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 Is your item still available for sale? please come to me with the
 final price and the state now. I'll be waiting to hear from you soon
 Diane
 |  That's when I decided fuck it I'm done.    Quote:   | Mrs Diane clark to me show details Feb 25 (9 days ago)
 What is going on ???? Have you get the item shipped??? Were is the
 tracking Details?
 |  What should my next email be?
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			pics dont work bro... use tinypic or photobucket
		 
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					Originally Posted by toyota86  the guys over at lambo vancouver said there are 60-70 pre-orders already. don't quote me though. |  |   |   |   |      |  03-06-2011, 02:46 PM | #9 |   | Need to Seek Professional Help 
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			whos address is that?
		 
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 then again, what do I know... i've only been here since 2000
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	   |  DOLLAS sounds like a black dude
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			Dude you need to ask for pics of the daughter ASAP
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			LOL i like your addressVPD Headquarters
 2120 Cambie St.
 Vancouver, B.C.
 Canada V5Z 4N6
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			Tell her you shipped the phone directly to her daughter, her daugher has recieved the phone and that you got an nice email from her thanking you. 
Then you can write a fake email being Mrs. Diane's daughter and tell the world what a whore you are.     |   |   |   |      |  03-06-2011, 03:36 PM | #14 |   | Banned (ABWS) 
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			tell her that you're helping someone import a $40k LFA from the state and that you will send her the tracking details later.
 and might as well ask her if she wants you to help her buy one too.
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			yea craigs list been plagued lately with a bunch of these types of scams, i remember when i started using cl heavily few years back would never get scam offers, now every time i put an ad up i get at least 1 its crazy. 
but nothing beats literally getting a letter delivered to your house, i wanna write back and give the scammer props, A+ for effort budday   
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			lol
 craigslist i seem to always get scammer emails when i sell electronic items
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			So any idea where these scammers operate from? Their english is always terrible like that, the exact same grammar style..
 Nowaways anytime i get a
 
 "Is your ITEM for sale" without any explicit reference to the item for sale, I just immediately delete the email...
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			resemblance?
		 
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					Originally Posted by G-spec  yea craigs list been plagued lately with a bunch of these types of scams, i remember when i started using cl heavily few years back would never get scam offers, now every time i put an ad up i get at least 1 its crazy. 
but nothing beats literally getting a letter delivered to your house, i wanna write back and give the scammer props, A+ for effort budday   |  my dad got the exact same letter as well last month...
		 
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			i bet like 0.1% of the people they contact actually respond to it. there's a lot of naive people out there who live in caves and have inherited shit loads of cash from their less naive family
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			whats fcked up is, enough people respond and fall for this shit for these scammers to continue doing this.i mean if the shit didnt work, obviously they wouldnt waste their time with it.
 
 i really dont know whether to feel sorry for the people who fall for it, or just think they deserve it because you would have to be an idiot to actually believe it.
 but i would have to excuse the elderly out of this equation for obvious reasons
 
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