haha

fuck a guy..sadly

would you rather spending the day surfing on :
the internet or the ocean

internet sadly
LOL

would you...
chop off your dick
or
stick a firecracker up your wifes vagina

fuuuu =.= late night = no good

firecracker (cause u didnt say it had to be lit :troll:)

would you
get curb stomped or get a nut shot

curb stomped...

would you rather jerk off for the rest of your life or have sex with a fat women for the rest of your life?

have sex with a fat women with lights out and hope for the best??

fuuuuuuuuuuu

would you rather...
show up at your wedding completely naked infront of everyone
or
show up at your wedding with your wife bald infront of everyone

show up at your wedding with your wife bald infront of everyone

Would you rather (this one is fucked up, i remember hearing it a long time ago) :

Watch your parents have sex every night or join in once and never have to watch it again?

LOL! HAHAHA :fuuuuu:

I would have to go with watching every night.. *shivers* :eek5x:



Would you rather get kicked in the nuts by a professional futbol (soccer) player with all his might once (no risk of injury though), or have an excruciating tooth-ache for 1 month straight?

Tooth-ache. Getting kicked in the nuts will result in excruciating nut-ache for more than 1 month.

Would you rather fuck Rebecca Black while she sings "Friday" or have sex with a Donkey?

loool i'll go with rebecca

Would you rather be born with an elephant trunk or a giraffe neck?

Giraffe neck..

Would you rather bath in someone else's blood or urine? Considering neither of them can give you any form of disease, etc.

blood bath !!!!!

rather live in canada or england

canada!!

born with a dick instead of a nose or two dicks instead of ur ears :)

does this mean the dick is on your face??

fuuuuuuuuuu i would say 2 dicks!!! :whistle:


would you rather watch beastialty everyday for 1 month straight or watch old people sex just once

Old ppl sex, rather suffer for 1 day then 1 month..

Would you rather loser 1 hand or 2 fingers from each hand?

fuuuuuuu......

2 fingers from each hand

would you rather drown in someone else urine
or
would you put ur dick in a meat grinder for like 20 seconds after you get an erection

wtf.. drown in urine for sure

u rather cut your wrist and bleed to death

or

cut your neck and bleed to death

cut my neck so i don't suffer as long..

would you rather wake up with a different face with the same gender, or a different gender with the same face?

oh shit...
:fuuuuu:
diff face same gender... i think i would be :alone: if i was a chick with this face LMAO

if you are forced to drive to an destination at night in heavy rain on a road with no road lamps
would you rather
drive a car without windshield wipers but with lights
or
drive a car without lights but with windshield wipers

drive a car without windshield wipers but with lights

would you rather

eat shit

or

have your family and friends eat shit

eat shit........fuck

would you rather

down a whole bottle of 151

or

chug 50 cans of beer

Chug 50 cans of beer
Three - 4 shots of 151 I'm already done.

Would you rather screw a cow or let a horse screw u
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screw the cow! ffuuuuuuu

would you rather have a dog watch you have sex or have a cat watch you have sex while they make noise

dog watch, no barking

would you rather eat a whole plate of bobby wings or drink a whole bottle of buckleys medicine

Bobby wings mang

Would you rather have your wife cheat on you behind your back everyday or watch your wife get raped violently once?

Have my wife cheat..... Can't bear to watch her get raped

Would you rather have cancerous brain tumor or prostate cancer
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