Prostate cancer.

Would you rather eat foreskin or testicles?

oommgggggg. ......coat those testicles in a shit load of chocolate.

chop your dick off, or chop your legs/arms off

Chop my dick off. Sigh.

Would you rather eat your own shit drizzled with your own cum or drink your best friend's cum?

drink my bf's cum since there's no shit LOL.

Would you rather have a sex change or change sexual preference?

Change preference

Would you rather tattoo your entire face black or have piercings all over your face?
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:fuuuuu:

tatoo that shit black like a G..

would you rather...
drink a glass of 1 month expired milk
or
drink a glass of blood from the canada blood donation place...

Glass of one month expired milk

Would you rather lose your expensive laptop or break your phone (which is cheaper than a laptop) but not get a replacement for one month
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Break my phone.

Would you rather suck your grandpa's cock or lick your grandma's pussy?

both dead but eat pussy

would u rather get gang raped by the new york giants or go bald

go bald。。。 i think i can pull it off :fuuuuu:

would you rather...
become a vegetable and your GF dies and ur car gets smashed
or
you die and your GF becomes a vegetable and ur car gets taken care of, garaged

the second one

be schizophrenic or have multiple personality disorder

schizophrenic

be rich for 1 day and then die
or
be homeless for the rest of your life

good one, homeless for life.
rags to riches ^^

go out of your way to step on a particularly crunchy leaf

or

fuck it, its just a leaf

go out of your way to step on a particularly crunchy leaf

Would you rather always take a cold shower or sleep an hour less than you need to be fully rested?

Take a cold shower. I can always take a hot bath afterwards lol

Would you rather...
spend an entire day with your dad who's about to get executed the next day, or
receive one million dollars.

well receive one million dollars but my father isnt gna be executed next day? or receive one million dollars but my father is still gna be executed. If its the second one, ill spend an entire day with my dad.

Would you rather always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?

say everything, being mute isn't fun

after sleepwalking in the middle night, would you rather end up in the middle of a highway with cars coming at you full speed or end up on the ledge of a 5 story building?

highway, someones bound to honk and wake me up ... lol

rather not be able to see or not be able to hear

not be able to hear.

would you rather trade one of the sedins, or luongo

luongo

rather get a tattoo on your face or a piercing on your face

ear piercing thank you very much.

have a gucci wallet with $1

or

have a $1 wallet with 400 bucks

gucci wallet

car or truck

TRUCK, BLIND all those bastards without proper projects with HIDs...


a girl with tits/ass but ugly face
or
a girl with not tit/ass but with the sexiest face that makes you want to jizz all over it multiple times in a row

sexiest face. Let's hope she also gives the best BJ in the world.

Would you rather get caught by your parents for having gay sex

or

get caught by your parents for murder?

Murder

Would you rather die for a girl u love or die for ur family
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