Physics

Would you rather toss your dad's salad or suck him off?

toss
would u rather eat rats or a raw snake

rats... at least its cooked!!!

would you rather make your own pizza or order take out pizza

Make my own like a boss.

Would you rather give your prof a prostate massage or have your prof give you a prostate massage?

prof give you a prostate massage after a grad

would you rather have your car stolen and never get it back and ICBC dun pay you shit for it
or
lose your GF to another guy and never win her back

depends but i guess lose my gf and never win her back..

would you rather smell like crap 24/7 or have no hands?

smell like crap.

Would you rather be the hulk or shrek?

hulk, dont mess when im mad yo

Would you rather spend the day surfing the internet or the ocean?

i answered this once b4...
and it still is the internet =.= sigh... LOL...

would you rather...
slp @ 8pm(8 hr slp) for the rest of your life, so you miss out on all the parties and shit
or
slp @ 8am(8 hr slp) for the rest of your life, cant get a decent job i assume?

would you rather look like forever alone guy or megusta

forever alone , friken sexy

would u rather be forever alone or no legs

:alone:

Would you rather be late for a job interview
or
be late for your own wedding?

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le...g4z5o1_500.jpg
LOL^

late for a job interview

woudl u rather be sad or horny but cant get some

Horny but can't get some. :fappery:

Would you rather be gay for the rest of your life or watch your dog get hit by a car?

watch my dog get hit by the car unfortunately =((

would u rather get an i4 or a bb torch

bb torch

Would you rather have one leg chopped off or be blind?

one leg chopped off,

would u rather sleep or party all night

party

would you rather pee your pants or crap urself ?

crap myself... on the toilet.

Would you rather stay up late to finish a project and wake up late, or sleep earlier to finish the project in the morning?

ALL NIGHTERS FTW

would you rather
have sex, but then having to give in to shit loads of demands from your GF
or
not have sex, and be a BOSS, but unable to have sex with other girls

depends how good the girl is in bed ;), if she's good then 1st option..

would you rather eat pizza for the rest of your life or apples?

pizza is the shit...
lol.. i mean i can have lots of different toppings right?

would you rather...
lose your sense of sight
or
lose your sense of hearing

sense of hearing

would you rather watch porn with your parents or watch porn starting your parents?

... watch it with lol

would you rather be gay or :alone:

:alone:
Would you rather murder 100 innocent children or murder your own mother?