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That awkward moment when you're taking a shit and the guy in the stall next to you is passing a kidney stone.... |
That awkward moment when you walk into a room with earphones on while your room mate is banging a hot blonde. |
That awkward moment when your staring at a girl only to realize that her boyfriend is staring back at you |
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That awkward moment when a relative puts your phone call on "hold" while you hear him flush the toilet. |
that awkward moment when the weird guy thats pumping your gas tells you you're handsome and he likes your skin tone or some shit 2nd time that guy has said that shit to me. i'm going to another gas station to pump my own gas from now on. shit |
That awkward moment when you dad sidles up next to you and nonchalantly asks you for a condom in preparation for the date he and your mom are about to go on... :heckno: |
That awkward moment when you don't lock the door to pee in a stall and people keep coming in while you're peeing :pokerface: |
That awkward moment when you and a bunch of people are making fun of a car and someone there owns it |
The awkward moment when the loudest on your ipod isn't loud enough. The awkward moment when your belt gets loose while you get up from sitting. The akward moment when you keep going back to the same section of the store over and over again and see the same people in the ale still there looking at you. :failed: The awkward moment when you are trying to be funny, but you don't succeed |
that awkward moment when you're baked in mcdonalds and the girl there gives you a free ice cream cone because they made an extra and you think she's trying to ask you out or some shit and you get nervous and you walk away without your food |
when u make fun of ur own car :pokerface: |
the moment you walk into a spider web, you become a kung fu master |
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awkward moment when you're drinking from your water bottle and it spills all over you :facepalm: Awkward moment when you're super hungry and thinking about food/about to eat food and a stream of saliva shoots out of your mouth |
when u try to change ur motor oil but end up draining the transmission fluid :pokerface: |
^LOL pwned. |
That awkward moment when ur in McDonald's with the munchies trying to order a god damn mcflurry and a jr chicken but all that comes out is "hi can I havvvarvrvv errrrrr chicken..jerrrrrr....fuck" then the chick at the counter laughs at you and has to help you sound out the food order as you struggle for like 5 minutes trying to order some food cause you're hungry as hell.. But you just can't say it so you end up letting the cashier order your food for you and then proceed to try to count up enough money to pay for it all. Oh and that awkward moment when you realize your parent are having sex.............that too. |
that awkward moment when u check revscene more often than fb :pokerface: |
awkward moment when you're on a first date and before he takes you home, you gotta go pee. only place close by is his house that's getting freshly renovated. get in the bathroom and there's no doorknob... just a hole where it should be :pokerface: lasts like 5 mins in a dead quiet house with holes for doorknobs. fuck :facepalm: |
That awkward moment when you are at your friends' wedding reception and your friends dance to their first song "Sexual Healing." |
That awkward moment when you piss your pants from laughing too hard at a friends sleep over, then having to slowly creep away from the crowd and into the washroom to rip your pants and undies off and blow drying them so that no one suspects a thing. And just when you think you're off the hook you go to bed with 10 other guys on the floor and a guy somehow ends up facing your crotch and sniffing the piss scent off. And to top it off, the guy shouts "HOLY FUCKING BALLZZZ DERP PISSED HIS PANTS GUYS!!! I SMELT IT WITH MY OWN 2 NOSTRILS!!!" :fuuuuu: Worst day of my god dam life... |
When u keep on saying "bye" in responce to the other persons "bye" and its ends up being a non-stop "goodbye" fest |
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the moment when u switch lanes and the person originally behind u thinks u are afraid of them :fuckthatshit: |
that awkward moment in class when they read out the attendance list and you're not part of it. |
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