that awkward moment when you're trying on clothes at a retail store and you ask your gf "does this make me look gay?" and some of the employees are actually gay

when you try to get your friend's attention whos across the room by calling her cutie and everybody turns around... guys included

:pokerface:

When you add someone on fb and don't get a request back :alone:
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The guys probly wanted to get a glimpse of the cutie :troll:

Someone thought my BlackBerry z10 was an iphone.... =p
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facebook jail lol

When you take a huge bite of your food at a restaurant and your server comes to ask how your meal is.

^ Happens so often to me now that I just expect it. Not awkward at all anymore.

Awkward moment when you try to be super quiet coming home late at night and trip over your own feet.

Never happened to me, but I make an awful lot of noise even when I'm quiet.

AMW - your farts go backwards but make noise. (it sounds nothing like an empty stomach.)

haha that always happens to me

That awkward moment when you went to a store to buy a pair of size 5 women's shoes for your gf and the sales associate asked if you'd like to try them on...

that awkward moment when you fart while driving and it feels like you shat your pants, then realize someone left the seat warmer on

TAMW - You're talking about someone to another person and that someone is right behind you.

hahaha yesterday...

that awkward moment when a cop pulls up beside you at a red light and sees you texting... shakes his head and drives away

i waved at him when he was looking at me... awkward

TAWM - you take your laptop out with you to a coffee shop, open it up, and your browser is on the last porn site you were viewing.

Not me, some guy at a Starbucks awhile ago and I saw him when I was passing by. He jumped and tried to cover it up when I was behind him.

awkward moment when your boning a girl against a door and your brother opens it on her..

true story

That awkward moment when you are speeding, 50K, in a 30K playground zone when you realize a cop sitting in a Crown Victoria is giving you an evil stare. You quickly slow down to 30K and have a scared look on your face.

T.A.M.W your on the shitter in a public bathroom, and someone walks in just as you let loose the diarrhea shitstorm.

That awkward/creepy mother fucking moment when a Facebook group post on your timeline looks near identical to you..... but is nude and covering up :ohgodwhy::ban:

Awkward moment when the dumbass in the lane next to you nearly sideswipes you from drifting out of his lane so you lay the horn on his dumbass...

... only to end up at the next red light beside his dumbass

:pokerface:

When you take a shit at a public washroom and you make eye contact with someone through the gap. FFFFFUUUUU

that awkward moment when you wake up with morning wood and your dog is laying there in your lap and makes eye contact when you look at him...

:pokerface:

awkward moment when you're about to shake someones hand but they go for the fist bump instead :lol

That awkward moment when your walking into an automotive service shop with a can of pop in your hand, someone asks you what time it is and you start pouring the pop onto the floor...

That awkward moment when you realize there are more "Sticky" posts than actual posts LOL