WTF? I can imagine fart but how do you shit while driving...

He was probs trying to hold it in and an alternative ending came out.

Like anything in life, you win some and you lose some.

TAMW - You have your earphones on high volume in a quiet area and you're tapping to the beat loudly.

That moment when someone on the skytrain is close enough to you that you can see nose hairs that are too long.

That awkward moment when you're walking down a hallway and your shoes make a fart noise. You try to remake the sound, but it doesn't work.. :okay:

fixed :badpokerface:

That awkward moment when you walk into the office and see the secretary about to unzip the pants of a manager in a conference room. :damn:

That awkward moment when you think its safe to fart at your desk, so you do... and then a co-worker comes to talk to you. :lawl:

That awkward moment when you see your fat ugly white washed ex boy friend on tv as new Asian pop star

^
That was awkward. :inoutugh:

That awkward moment when you have the tendency to flick your hair out of the way of your eyes but then realize you cut your hair just yesterday and ppl start staring at you weirdly.

:ohgodwhy:
Adapting back to short hair is gunna be fun timez...
sigh, gotta get rid of my habits.

TAWM - Someone starts talking on their phone loudly on the skytrain.

EDIT: I would edit it, but I'll just leave it there.

that awkward moment when those awkward silences emerge during conversation when youre alone with somebody you don't know very well

That awkward moment when you try to get what the abbreviation is and realize it's abbreviated wrong. :pokerface:

Whoops!

TAMW: I can't get an abbreviation right and I get called out for it :pokerface:

that awkward moment when your gf was taking your pants off and her dog pushed the door open to get into the room while her mom was walking by in the hall way...

^^ That awkward moment when your doing your gf, and you notice her dog sitting there STARING at you. :pokerface:

^ that awkward moment when you n your gf have done it infront of her cat so much its not even an awkward moment anymore :pokerface:

kinda off topic but kinda not..
that awkward moment when your gf is loading things in the trunk and some how catches you staring at her ass and then calls you out on it :badpokerface:

^:seriously:

not sure if gf or just some random girl..

That awkward moment when you're sitting outside the your house cause no one is home and you don't have house keys... fuck I'm gunna be stuck out here forever... :fuuuuu:

That awkward moment when you are in a public place, your buddies cracked a joke behind you, you laugh at the joke, but as you turn around, you find out they were complete strangers and your buddies actually walked off elsewhere.

that awkward moment when your mom cock blocks you when your at work

That awkward moment when your talking about someone and that person walks out of the washroom