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03-17-2011, 05:51 PM
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#26 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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stink bombs??
how old are you...seriously?!?!
we had a tenant who was trying to take advantage of us....went to the RTB and matter got settled in a few weeks and now she's making some other landlord's life a living hell
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03-17-2011, 05:52 PM
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#27 | | I STILL don't get it
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seriously? get yourself a kilo of cocaine and put it in his suite. Then, call the cops anonymously on his ass. When they take him you can move out his stuff.
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03-17-2011, 05:53 PM
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#28 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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I think the op deserves a tsunami of fails..
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03-17-2011, 06:03 PM
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#29 | | Banned (ABWS)
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collect your farts in a jar.
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03-17-2011, 06:18 PM
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#30 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Personally I use skunk gel drives them nuts every time.
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03-17-2011, 06:41 PM
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#31 | | RS controls my life!
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Originally Posted by achiam  Turn off electricity and/or hot water/ heat.
They will leave very quickly. | ^^ this
Find your breaker switches and cut the power to his section of the house. pretty hard to live without power.
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03-17-2011, 06:43 PM
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#32 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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cept most switcher board are on the 1st floor in tentant suites...
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03-17-2011, 06:50 PM
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#33 | | Banned By Establishment
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buy me harveys for lunch (with a fring poutine, fring pountines are a must but they have to be special ordered but i don't see that as being a problem as you want the tenant OUT) and i'll drop one of the fattest dooks you've ever seen anywhere you want in his suite. shoot me a PM if you're interested.
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03-17-2011, 07:00 PM
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#34 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Don't serve him a notice just toss him out. If he won't move tell him you are going to call the cops for trespassing. You have no signed contract so he has know right to be there and has no proof he is renting from you. Cops will come and arrest him if he does not move.
remember: DO NOT SERVE HIM A NOTICE. It will only provide him documented proof that he was renting from you.
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03-17-2011, 07:09 PM
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#35 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by nickmak buy me harveys for lunch (with a fring poutine, fring pountines are a must but they have to be special ordered but i don't see that as being a problem as you want the tenant OUT) and i'll drop one of the fattest dooks you've ever seen anywhere you want in his suite. shoot me a PM if you're interested. | dude i wasnt looking for someones stink bomb.... i was looking for the ones that come in little packages that do not contain real poop...
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03-17-2011, 07:09 PM
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#36 | | First to fail !SG evar! Now i have yellow fever...
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Wrong, tenants of illegal units have the same rights as tenants Of legally declared units. Be a man and serve him notice. If he doesn't vacate, then you can throw him out.
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03-17-2011, 07:13 PM
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If you fuck with him, watch what he does to your basement...
ready to mix concrete and toilets/drain pipes dont mix very well.
So no dont put a stink bomb in his suite...give him a notice of eviction, he doesn't have to know its an illegal suite, just give him the notice and be done with it http://www.rto.gov.bc.ca/content/rig...nding.aspx#195 Quote:
It is against the law for a landlord to (1) physically evict a tenant without a Writ of Possession, or (2) change the locks without a
Dispute Resolution Officer’s order to do so, or (3) seize a tenant’s personal property without a court order.
| its also illegal to enter his suite without his permission UNLESS its an emergency such as the hot water tank is leaking or something serious of that nature...If you want to enter you have to give him a written notice at least 24 hours prior to entry
O and you can get stink bombs at a paintball shop im sure....don't recommend it thought 
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03-17-2011, 07:20 PM
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#38 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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Originally Posted by noventa seriously? get yourself a kilo of cocaine and put it in his suite. Then, call the cops anonymously on his ass. When they take him you can move out his stuff. | Why would you waste a good kilo of yayo...  | |
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03-17-2011, 07:24 PM
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#39 | | Banned (ABWS)
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^ that would cost ALOT to lol.. you may as well pay him 2 grand to leave lol and pocket like LOTS of $$$$$
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03-17-2011, 07:28 PM
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#40 | | I help report spam so I got this! <--
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Originally Posted by Redlines_Daily Wrong, tenants of illegal units have the same rights as tenants Of legally declared units. Be a man and serve him notice. If he doesn't vacate, then you can throw him out. | You can't throw him out yourself. You have hire a bailiff. But I'm afraid for the OP that there'd be trouble if he dispute it (good news is that most would just leave) and the municipal find out you're renting it out illegally, you would have to pay fines (don't know how much though).
If you decide to serve the notice, do it right away as this process take a long time.
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03-17-2011, 08:18 PM
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#41 | | Prince of the Apes
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change the locks. he has to leave the house to work does he not?
He cant do anything if you change the locks, he can call the cops and you can deny everything, you have no documented proof that he lives in the basement, thus he cant get you in trouble.
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03-17-2011, 08:26 PM
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#42 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Seriously...stink bomb? No.
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03-17-2011, 08:29 PM
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#43 | | Wanna have a threesome?
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Originally Posted by shtone read befor u post, i aint the lanlord.... plus how would he know i put a stink bomb in his room if there is no stink bomb package? where is the evidence? what if its a dead mouse or somethin in his room??
i am starting to think maybe the stink bomb is the right choice... of course take the stink bomb package out of his room after its deployed.. unless u want ur ass beaten or sued lol... hopefuly this thing wont stink up too bad, i dont want it to stink super bad, but just enough to stay in his room for a day or 2 lol...
or i could be a noisy fucker and try to get him to move out, maybe i should start thowing partys in my house woohoo | I read before I posted, your managing the tenancy for you mother effectively making you the landlord, except your mother will suffer the fines.
Want to know whats hilarious about this situation, genius?
Even though you/your mother have no rights, your tenant still does and can seek monetary damages for harassment and damages.
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03-17-2011, 08:31 PM
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#44 | | Wanna have a threesome?
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Originally Posted by bloodmack change the locks. he has to leave the house to work does he not?
He cant do anything if you change the locks, he can call the cops and you can deny everything, you have no documented proof that he lives in the basement, thus he cant get you in trouble. | Documented proof... like his photos, clothes, ID, bills in the tenants name, laptop full of his pictures and information, all inside the suite?
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03-17-2011, 09:12 PM
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#45 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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Originally Posted by Matsuda I think the op deserves a tsunami of fails.. | Not now...  | |
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03-17-2011, 10:34 PM
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#46 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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03-17-2011, 11:05 PM
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#47 | | not the mod you're looking for
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03-17-2011, 11:10 PM
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#48 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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why stop at stink bombs.. take a big shit on his front door.
Serve the notice, just say you are doing major reno's (replacing floors, kitchen etc) downstairs then selling the house. Also ask him to let you in to do some measurements for the floors or kitchen cabinets... sounds believable.
dont fuck this one up. the fines are $50-200 A DAY.
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03-17-2011, 11:22 PM
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#49 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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i thought that OP was a troll but i guess not
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03-17-2011, 11:36 PM
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#50 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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OP deserves to have cement poured down the toilet of his illegally rented property.
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