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Old 03-24-2011, 11:57 AM   #26
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Hahaha the story about his furry vest... gold!
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Old 03-24-2011, 12:25 PM   #27
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No seriously....I think I really enjoy penis. I think about it all the time.
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Old 03-24-2011, 12:41 PM   #28
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^ too much work. Better to just mention penis and get the girls number.
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Old 03-24-2011, 12:42 PM   #29
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Old 03-24-2011, 03:53 PM   #30
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3:07 of the penis pickup
Him: "do you want to see my cock first?"
Her: *nods* "ok"

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Old 03-24-2011, 04:40 PM   #31
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Old 03-24-2011, 11:05 PM   #32
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All of them were funny.

Those guys with the accents were hilarious too.
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Old 03-24-2011, 11:36 PM   #33
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Agreed, some of them aren't amazing, but that's not the point.
These guys are awesome!

I mean just look at the girl in the black at 2:08 and 2:47 she's literally heating up because she's getting excited/nervous that this guy is hitting on her.
and the girl at :57 is nervous as well. They're definitely into it.
I dunno....getting a (likely fake) number is one thing when you've got a decently quick wit, and are 120lbs soaking wet and completely unthreatening.....taking it any further is a whole other story. I can almost guarantee these guys would be FRIENDZONED with a quickness /haterade
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Old 03-24-2011, 11:37 PM   #34
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those guys doing the accents werent as funny as Kong.. but still good..
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Old 03-25-2011, 12:05 AM   #35
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If youtube represented the market and partners represented stocks, I would bet on these guys on going up really fast if their next videos are just as funny or eveb better
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Old 03-25-2011, 12:06 AM   #36
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asian stock is on the rise

asian men... our time has come
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Old 03-25-2011, 12:19 AM   #37
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Old 03-25-2011, 12:25 AM   #38
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exactly why i phrased it the way i did
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Old 03-25-2011, 01:51 AM   #39
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Old 03-25-2011, 04:42 AM   #40
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one of the comments on the penis pickup:

I can't get a girls number as hard as I try. He gets it while constantly referencing penis. FML.

i fucking LOL'd SO HARD
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Old 03-25-2011, 06:50 AM   #41
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I dunno....getting a (likely fake) number is one thing when you've got a decently quick wit, and are 120lbs soaking wet and completely unthreatening.....taking it any further is a whole other story. I can almost guarantee these guys would be FRIENDZONED with a quickness /haterade
To me, some of the girls looked genuinely interested. And that's half the battle right there. And if they were sent to the friend zone who cares? That's one more girl friend they have now.

But, I get where you're coming from. Not sure if any of these girls would be a quick lay.
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Old 03-25-2011, 10:26 AM   #42
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unless you are actually gay i dont get why guys would play the yelling penis game.
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Old 03-25-2011, 10:38 AM   #43
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unless you are actually gay i dont get why guys would play the yelling penis game.
ice breaker sorta.. some girls like guys who arent shy, so talking about penis means you pretty much are shy...
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Old 03-25-2011, 12:11 PM   #44
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lol just goes to show that you can dress ridiculously and still pick up girls... it's all in the talk
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Old 03-25-2011, 01:41 PM   #45
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ice breaker sorta.. some girls like guys who arent shy, so talking about penis means you pretty much are shy...
huh?
or that you could just be obsessed with penis
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Old 03-25-2011, 06:14 PM   #46
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ohh man chances r sooooo slim being able to pull that off here esp with all the stuck up chicks
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Old 03-25-2011, 07:54 PM   #48
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