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"It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good ... They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. "
Man, if I worked with some of you, I'd have to lock my computer when leaving at all times!
__________________ Do Not Put Aftershave on Your Balls. -604CEFIRO Looks like I'm gonna have some hot sex again tonight...OOPS i got the 6 pack. that wont last me the night, I better go back and get the 24 pack! -Turbo E kinda off topic but obama is a dilf - miss_crayon Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know. - quasi
If we are not able to ask skeptical questions, to interrogate those who tell us that something is true; to be skeptical of those in authority, then we're up for grabs..
-Carl Sagan
I wanted to change all the light bulbs in my house to red and make my room mates think they were in a submarine but I couldnt find lights that wern't energy efficent or didnt cost $14 each
have u even read what the article that vancouver240sx posted? it says it is a real car and is only being used by the M shop as hauling stuff around......
Haven't seen one of those in a while now, made me jump a bit
8thcivic forums had this thing where there was a thread saying "(Your user name here) has just won a 2012 civic Si" and has a few words on the first post saying (your username) won this etcetcetc.
Here's the link to the thread without the deleted posts (the mods and admins didnt allow ppl to post in the thread until the joke was over so it won't spoil it for other ppl); http://www.8thcivic.com/forums/water...ost-768-a.html
I know a lot of ppl here aren't exactly too into civics, but there are a lot of die hard honda guys on the 8thcivic forum lol
^wow the mods would've had worked like crazy.. 41pages in unmoderated thread and 4 page in the moderated one.. I love how you see your own username lOL Posted via RS Mobile
I wanted to change all the light bulbs in my house to red and make my room mates think they were in a submarine but I couldnt find lights that wern't energy efficent or didnt cost $14 each
Plan ahead for next year: the bigger dollar stores often have colored lightbulbs, standard incandescent types.
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Not a sebberry post goes by where I don't frown and think to myself "so..?"
Last year I made an apprentice nearly shit himself. I took a model rocket motor and mounted it under the engine. Hooked the rocket igniter to the starter solenoid so he wouldn't see it.
I had previously removed the battery as it was no good and needed replacing. I asked the apprentice if he could put in the new battery for me as I was busy on another car. He was happy to finish up such an easy job. Well, you can imagine the noise & smoke from the rocket when he connected the battery. Of course, I ran over with another mechanic and we started asking him stupid questions like "What the hell did you do?" or "Did you forget to pull the hydrosolator fuse before you put in the battery?"
He looked so terrified we actually almost felt bad for him. Almost.
We used to do something similar when I was doing car audio: when a guy is installing an alarm, you hook up a large(r) 6.3V electrolytic capacitor *backward* across the siren leads under the hood... first time he tries to arm it: *chirp chirp* !!BANG!! with a little cloud of smelly black smoke.
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Does anyone know how many to a signature?
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Not a sebberry post goes by where I don't frown and think to myself "so..?"
Take a blow up doll, cut it open in the back. Fill it up with spoiled meat, organs, guts, etc... tape it back up with packing tape. Find a mangled bicycle... Leave it under some jacked up pick up truck, tie it to the bumper or whatever (You want them to see it in the rear view when they drive off) and wait in the bushes.
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