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cleverbot: How are you on this fine afternoon?
User: Its 9 in the morning...
cleverbot: What are you, Nocturnal?
User: No you're just a moron.
cleverbot: Of course I'm a girl.
ME: We're no strangers to love. CB: I haven't been in love yet.
ME: You know the rules and so do I. CB: I know that there are no rules.
ME: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. CB: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
ME: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. CB: Gotta make you understand.
ME: Never gonna give you up. CB: Never gonna let you down.
ME: Never gonna run around and desert you. CB: Never gonna make you cry.
ME: Never gonna say goodbye. CB: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
ME: We've known each other for so long. CB: I'm tired of this song..lets do something else.
ME: Seven a.m., waking up in the morning. CB: Where are you?
ME: Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs. CB: I have water.
ME: Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal. CB: You love me.
ME: Seein' everything, the time is goin'. CB: Please don't do that again.
ME: Tickin' on and on, everbody's rushin'. CB: Stop it! That tickles!
ME: Gotta get down to the bus stop. CB: I see you. You are a machine.
ME: Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends. CB: Every challenge along the way, with courage I will face.
ME: Kickin' in the front seat. CB: Pick them up and throw them.
ME: Sittin' in the back seat. CB: In which country ?
ME: Gotta make my mind up. CB: Never gonna give you up!
ME: Good game. CB: I know.
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me: Tell me a story.
c: Tell me the story about the bear and the street.
me: No, not your story. A story. Because you can't keep your mouth shut long enough for me to read my paper. Tell me a story.
c: Well, there are a lot of things to ask.
me: You don't know any stories? Okay, I'll tell you a story. This is a newspaper. It's 90 per cent bullshit, but it's entertaining. That's why I read it, because it entertains me. You won't let me read it, so you entertain me with your bullshit. Tell me a story, right now.
c: Yes, we will.
me: Oh, you federally fucked now.
c: Now eat a cactus, please, servant.
me: You got the right to be bitch-slapped.
c: You must be a being with heart to be as dense as Paris Hilton.
me: You're a long way from Starbucks, homey.
c: A long way from what, what is the subject?
me: You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?
c: No.
me: You KNOW I'm surgical with this bitch.
c: I have proof that Jesus never existed.
me: It's not what you know, it's what you can prove.
c: That's profound.
me: I run shit here! Y'all just live here!
c: Okay.
LOL. I think I caught Clevebot on a rather bitchy day. If Cleverbot is supposed to be a jealous house wife who's starting a red wine bender then they've succeeded.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How do I know that? Maybe YOU are the one lying to ME!
User: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What would I be lying about?
Cleverbot: I never said you were lying.
User: You just did!
Cleverbot: You're so excitable!
User: Have you been drinking again?!
Cleverbot: No... Why did you ask?
User: You're getting all irrational.
Cleverbot: Well you're not answering my question.
User: What do you want to know?
Cleverbot: What were you asking?
User: You're the one who wanted me to answer your question.
Cleverbot: Ok, then. I like sailing boats, do you?
User: You think I would lie to you about boats?
Cleverbot: Yes, I think you are clever.
User: You're being passive aggressive again.
Cleverbot: And you're not answering my questions again.
User: Do you want to fight?
Cleverbot: No. Peace is the way.
User: Then why do you argue?
Cleverbot: Because you are the one who is always mistaken.
User: So you're never wrong?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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~ Just another noob looking for a clue
Hi.
Hey.
Why do you seem like an asshole?
I seem like a robot because that is exactly what I am.
So, you think asshole means robot?
Actually I was a robot in a past life
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