His family dinners must be really awkward.

"Jorge stop fapping for a moment and pass the beans"
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i just realized...that i wanna know wtf were you searching on the internet to find this..you weirdo!

lol @ article comments:

"I guess you could say
*puts on sunglasses*
He couldn’t beat death
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!"


"This obviously wasn’t the “happy ending” he was looking for."

omg i got failed!!!!!!! WHAT IS DIZ I DONT EVEN! but out of curiosity, why did my question deserve a fail? lool

m24digital, sounds like a reliable source yo.

Perhaps, but look at it this way.
Surely there are worse ways to go then after an epic fapathon.

Now I'm curious. Is there a world record on this, and if so, how close did he get? :fullofwin:

shit, this kid musta had the godly divine gift of having a super short refractory period.

it's every male's dream... well except the death part haha.

This story should definitely make this show

http://mycluelessthoughts.files.word...ays-to-die.jpg

No resting in the restroom I see :troll:
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I'm gonna break his record by frapping to the Asian girls honger twanger thread, hope I dun die :troll:

lol 42 times?

i will never look at a vanilla bean the same again

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_gaCOgdvGE_E/Sd...ream_thumb.jpg

:troll:

Geez, that's a hard way to go

it looks like she walked in to a sticky situation...

For anyone who has a pun, a button for you.

YEEAAAHHHHH!!!! - Yeah Button

Forget the boy.
Source the lady in your avatar.

damn, guess he took quite a beating

Waste of a life right there.
I guess this boy really...

blew it.

Kinda like:

Man dies after winning 12-hour sex marathon bet / MosNews.com

Man dies after winning 12-hour sex marathon bet

A young Russian man died after betting two women that he could have non-stop sex with them both for twelve hours and winning the bet, a Russian daily reported Tuesday.

Sergey Tuganov, 28, dropped dead minutes after winning $4,300, the amount of the bet, Komsomolskaya Pravda reports.

The women told Moscow police that before starting the sex marathon, Tuganov swallowed a whole bottle of Viagra pills to ensure his victory.

“We got scared and called emergency services, but it was too late, there was nothing they could do,” said one of them, referred to as Alina.

Medics said the man most likely died because of the quantity of stimulating pills he had ingested.

^http://images.memegenerator.net/images/408x/219296.jpg

really wasn't a stroke of genius

I think he was listening to this and listen to MJ, Just Beat It!

easy come easy go

:alone: