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hchang 08-30-2011 01:59 PM

Brazil - Boy Dies after Masturbating 42 times
 
Popped up on my news feed.

Didn't know this was possible.

Be Careful fellow Revsceners.... :troll:

Quote:

Originally Posted by M24

Brazil, August 18, 2011
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A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.

The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.

At school, his classmates commented on the boy’s problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed.

They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.

Sauce

Unusual: Boy dies after masturbating 42 times | M24 Digital

Matlock 08-30-2011 02:03 PM

How did they count 42? They obviously couldn't have questioned him post-mortum. Found 42 wads of tissue?

b0unce. [?] 08-30-2011 02:03 PM

sounds like he died happy

jeedee 08-30-2011 02:05 PM

http://philosophistry.com/scans/2010/lol-face.jpg

Groot 08-30-2011 02:05 PM

http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces...spitting-l.png

twitchyzero 08-30-2011 02:07 PM

unfortunate her mom didn't get him to see the doc soon enough.

Nightwalker 08-30-2011 02:09 PM

Doesn't say cause of death. Probably like people that die playing WoW or Starcraft, death really due to not eating/sleeping/drinking.

spideyv2 08-30-2011 02:17 PM

obvious bullshit is obvious

Culverin 08-30-2011 02:17 PM

well, looks like he found it.


LSF22 08-30-2011 02:28 PM

42 times without stopping at all?! WTF!?

maxxxboost 08-30-2011 02:34 PM

hum....sounds like a regular teenager.
LOL

Gumby 08-30-2011 02:45 PM

Come on, someone come up with a clever one-liner for this incident! :lol

Nightwalker 08-30-2011 02:51 PM

The doctor determined the cause of death to be a stroke

Ch28 08-30-2011 03:22 PM

phew!

good thing i stopped at 41 last night.

Jermyzy 08-30-2011 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LSF22 (Post 7562471)
42 times without stopping at all?! WTF!?

Yeah I call BS. No way he can do 42 times in a row

I'm posting this at work (with no speakers), so hopefully the sound is correct on this clip


Vansterdam 08-30-2011 03:56 PM

'His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late."

MG1 08-30-2011 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hchang (Post 7562433)
Didn't know this was possible.

If he fapped to the girl in your avatar, can you blame him?

ID please.......... dayam.

drunkrussian 08-30-2011 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nightwalker (Post 7562492)
The doctor determined the cause of death to be stroke

excellent
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t8v6 08-30-2011 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LSF22 (Post 7562471)
42 times without stopping at all?! WTF!?

lol according to the comments on the site:

” The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself. ”
whole night = 7 hours x 60 = 420 minutes
420/42 = 10 minutes/time
that’s how the news come up with 42

ShadowBun 08-30-2011 04:37 PM

sht came fast

XplicitLuder 08-30-2011 04:45 PM

brb fapping 41 times, i wont die cus its one less :troll:

tegz 08-30-2011 05:25 PM

Sounds like...

*puts on sunglasses*

He had it cumming.

CorneringArtist 08-30-2011 06:26 PM

Guess he had one too many happy endings...

Bouncing Bettys 08-30-2011 07:44 PM

I almost died.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...BlRk6IZih0ohKq

wouwou 08-30-2011 08:29 PM

42 times?

So he's on page 4 of the white girl thread in NWS section huh


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