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Old 08-30-2011, 01:59 PM   #1
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Brazil - Boy Dies after Masturbating 42 times

Popped up on my news feed.

Didn't know this was possible.

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A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.

The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.

At school, his classmates commented on the boy’s problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed.

They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.
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Old 08-30-2011, 02:03 PM   #2
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How did they count 42? They obviously couldn't have questioned him post-mortum. Found 42 wads of tissue?
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Old 08-30-2011, 02:03 PM   #3
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unfortunate her mom didn't get him to see the doc soon enough.
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Doesn't say cause of death. Probably like people that die playing WoW or Starcraft, death really due to not eating/sleeping/drinking.
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Old 08-30-2011, 02:17 PM   #8
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Old 08-30-2011, 02:17 PM   #9
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42 times without stopping at all?! WTF!?
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Old 08-30-2011, 02:34 PM   #11
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hum....sounds like a regular teenager.
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Come on, someone come up with a clever one-liner for this incident!
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Old 08-30-2011, 02:51 PM   #13
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The doctor determined the cause of death to be a stroke
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Old 08-30-2011, 03:22 PM   #14
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phew!

good thing i stopped at 41 last night.
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42 times without stopping at all?! WTF!?
Yeah I call BS. No way he can do 42 times in a row

I'm posting this at work (with no speakers), so hopefully the sound is correct on this clip

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'His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late."

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Old 08-30-2011, 03:58 PM   #17
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Didn't know this was possible.
If he fapped to the girl in your avatar, can you blame him?

ID please.......... dayam.
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42 times without stopping at all?! WTF!?
lol according to the comments on the site:

” The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself. ”
whole night = 7 hours x 60 = 420 minutes
420/42 = 10 minutes/time
that’s how the news come up with 42
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Old 08-30-2011, 04:45 PM   #21
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brb fapping 41 times, i wont die cus its one less
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Old 08-30-2011, 05:25 PM   #22
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Sounds like...

*puts on sunglasses*

He had it cumming.
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Old 08-30-2011, 07:44 PM   #24
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Old 08-30-2011, 08:29 PM   #25
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42 times?

So he's on page 4 of the white girl thread in NWS section huh
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