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Old 08-30-2011, 08:39 PM   #26
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His family dinners must be really awkward.

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Old 08-30-2011, 09:24 PM   #27
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i just realized...that i wanna know wtf were you searching on the internet to find this..you weirdo!
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Old 08-30-2011, 09:30 PM   #28
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lol @ article comments:

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Old 08-30-2011, 09:34 PM   #29
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Old 08-30-2011, 09:38 PM   #30
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Old 08-30-2011, 09:39 PM   #31
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Perhaps, but look at it this way.
Surely there are worse ways to go then after an epic fapathon.

Now I'm curious. Is there a world record on this, and if so, how close did he get?
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Old 08-31-2011, 12:26 AM   #32
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shit, this kid musta had the godly divine gift of having a super short refractory period.

it's every male's dream... well except the death part haha.
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Old 08-31-2011, 12:41 AM   #33
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Old 08-31-2011, 01:47 AM   #34
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Old 08-31-2011, 02:22 AM   #35
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I'm gonna break his record by frapping to the Asian girls honger twanger thread, hope I dun die

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Old 08-31-2011, 07:02 AM   #36
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Old 08-31-2011, 07:16 AM   #37
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Old 08-31-2011, 07:19 AM   #38
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Old 08-31-2011, 07:58 AM   #39
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Old 08-31-2011, 08:25 AM   #40
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Old 08-31-2011, 09:30 AM   #42
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damn, guess he took quite a beating
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Waste of a life right there.
I guess this boy really...

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Man dies after winning 12-hour sex marathon bet

A young Russian man died after betting two women that he could have non-stop sex with them both for twelve hours and winning the bet, a Russian daily reported Tuesday.

Sergey Tuganov, 28, dropped dead minutes after winning $4,300, the amount of the bet, Komsomolskaya Pravda reports.

The women told Moscow police that before starting the sex marathon, Tuganov swallowed a whole bottle of Viagra pills to ensure his victory.

“We got scared and called emergency services, but it was too late, there was nothing they could do,” said one of them, referred to as Alina.

Medics said the man most likely died because of the quantity of stimulating pills he had ingested.
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Old 08-31-2011, 07:53 PM   #48
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I think he was listening to this and listen to MJ, Just Beat It!
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