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12-12-2023, 05:08 AM
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#19201 | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by Badhobz yes why numb your weiners!? that's such a white guy thing | I thot the Chinese invented everything? So they invented circumcision and sold it to the white people?
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12-12-2023, 05:33 AM
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Probably.
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12-12-2023, 05:33 AM
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#19203 | RS Veteran
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Originally Posted by Badhobz I bought this thing for 24 bucks. It’s fun ! I love campers | I just wanted to call out that everything in the photos is from Costco. You don't joke around when you say you love Costco.
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12-12-2023, 06:16 AM
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#19204 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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So i was in montreal, i purposely drove across the border and went to the Burlington Vermont Costco just to see if they have that black kirkland sweatshirt. No bueno.
The border guy was like
officer: wait wait wait.... you are from vancouver... and youre in montreal for buisness.... and you are coming here at 7pm to do what???
me : going to costco...
officer: like its a 2h+ drive just to go to costco!??!?!
me: yeah man!! I LOVE COSTCO
officer: you dont have costco back home?
me: NOT AMERICAN COSTCO!!!!
officer: So whatcha gonna buy at costco!?
me: THIS FRIGGIN SWEATSHIRT IF they have it!
officer: why!?
me: i collect costco clothing
officer: alright pull over
15 minutes later we were chatting about containers, this G80, and he wished me the best of luck on finding my costco swag.
Also Burlington Vermont is quite a cute town. That church st is legit. Home of bernie sanders too
P.s. this Mclaren F1 lego looks actually really lifelike. Even the figurine is seated in the middle. Not bad for 44 bucks |
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12-12-2023, 11:05 AM
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#19205 | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by Badhobz yes why numb your weiners!? that's such a white guy thing | I'm quite happy my dick doesn't look like an Aardvark's nose while I'm walking down Wreck Beach, thank you.
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Originally Posted by westopher LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
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12-12-2023, 11:19 AM
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#19206 | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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would you really feel nude with that man flap covering everything?
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12-12-2023, 12:00 PM
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#19207 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by mikemhg I'm quite happy my dick doesn't look like an Aardvark's nose while I'm walking down Wreck Beach, thank you. | hahahah i had to google what an aardvark looks like first of all.
Secondly, i guess you like your two tone look but that shit aint natural bro
FLAPs there for a reason. |
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12-12-2023, 02:59 PM
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#19208 | My homepage has been set to RS
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Man, I love Burlington! Went on a road trip in 2013 from Toronto to Boston and stopped in Burlington overnight. Love that city. The lake views, the old architecture, youthful because of the university. Robson Street could be like Church Street if the city ever got its act together.
Ended up at a bar/club that had four different rooms with DJ's. Bathroom was in the middle so you had all this music coming at you front different directions. A total trip!
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12-12-2023, 04:47 PM
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#19209 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Totally. What a beautiful and wholesome little town. I can’t believe Burlington is the largest city in Vermont considering how small towny it feels.
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12-12-2023, 07:21 PM
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#19210 | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Originally Posted by Badhobz So i was in montreal, i purposely drove across the border and went to the Burlington Vermont Costco just to see if they have that black kirkland sweatshirt. No bueno.
The border guy was like
officer: wait wait wait.... you are from vancouver... and youre in montreal for buisness.... and you are coming here at 7pm to do what???
me : going to costco...
officer: like its a 2h+ drive just to go to costco!??!?!
me: yeah man!! I LOVE COSTCO
officer: you dont have costco back home?
me: NOT AMERICAN COSTCO!!!!
officer: So whatcha gonna buy at costco!?
me: THIS FRIGGIN SWEATSHIRT IF they have it!
officer: why!?
me: i collect costco clothing
officer: alright pull over
15 minutes later we were chatting about containers, this G80, and he wished me the best of luck on finding my costco swag.
| Damn.......... I feel bad. I was at three American Costco's today. Never thought of checking for you. Truth be told, I don't buy clothing from Costco. I'll look for them next time.
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12-12-2023, 08:49 PM
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#19211 | Hacked RS to become a mod
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RIP... God I loved Captain Holt |
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12-12-2023, 08:50 PM
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#19212 | Hacked RS to become a mod
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12-12-2023, 11:07 PM
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#19213 | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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Originally Posted by Badhobz officer: So whatcha gonna buy at costco!?
me: THIS FRIGGIN SWEATSHIRT IF they have it!
officer: why!?
me: i collect costco clothing | Costco has Kirkland sweaters for dogs now LOL
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12-13-2023, 03:56 AM
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#19214 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Yes I have those already.
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12-13-2023, 07:23 AM
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#19215 | Performance Moderator
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Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp | Ughhh I lost track of Brooklyn 99 for awhile when it kept moving around networks, damn that's sad what an incredible actor nobody could deadpan like Captain Holt.
One of the quotes said it best... the definition of still waters running deep.
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12-13-2023, 08:20 AM
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#19216 | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by Badhobz So i was in montreal, i purposely drove across the border and went to the Burlington Vermont Costco just to see if they have that black kirkland sweatshirt. No bueno. | i get you brah. I used to drive 2 hrs after work trip to find stuff. Not necesary costco ...
Let me know size color (black on black?) and i'll mail it to ya..
got tons at toronto costco. i stop by like 4 different costcos a month. |
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12-13-2023, 08:42 AM
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#19217 | In RS I Trust
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That's solid as fuck right there
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12-13-2023, 09:06 AM
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#19218 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by 6793026 i get you brah. I used to drive 2 hrs after work trip to find stuff. Not necesary costco ...
Let me know size color (black on black?) and i'll mail it to ya..
got tons at toronto costco. i stop by like 4 different costcos a month.  | Appreciate the offer bro. Seriously.
I lucked out and got my NY cousin to send it to my postal in Blaine. That fucker had it on sale in the states for 15 dollars |
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12-13-2023, 05:05 PM
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#19219 | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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For anyone thinking of moving to the states. https://vancouver.citynews.ca/2023/1...exas-shooting/
Surrey mother killed in Texas mass shooting hailed for ‘heroic actions’ in saving young son Quote:
A 24-year-old mother from Surrey is being hailed as a hero for her actions to save her young son shortly before she was killed during a mass shooting spree in central Texas last week.
The shooting spanned over multiple locations in the communities of San Antonio and Austin on Dec. 5. The incident claimed six lives — including that of Sabrina Rahman.
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12-13-2023, 05:53 PM
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#19220 | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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I'm moving down there when Trump gets back in.
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12-13-2023, 07:48 PM
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#19221 | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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12-14-2023, 08:55 AM
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#19222 | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by Manic! | Damn, we're living down there for 4 months starting in April, specifically around San Antonio, or Houston, depending on the contract.
Yikes.
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Originally Posted by westopher LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
Grow up fuckin Peter Pan and get a good nights rest. | |
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12-14-2023, 08:57 AM
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#19223 | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by ImportPsycho | "My wife going to start asking for cookies also now great"
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Originally Posted by MG1 In Mike we Trust | Quote:
Originally Posted by westopher LOOK AT ME IM MIKE AND I HAVE A BIG HOG AND I DRINK TEQULA AND WORK OUT AND LISTEN TO CHARLI XCX ON THE BEACH IN BERMUDA
Grow up fuckin Peter Pan and get a good nights rest. | |
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12-14-2023, 09:27 AM
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#19224 | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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""Until stock lasts" well that's a lot of pressure on Stock, good luck buddy."
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12-14-2023, 09:31 AM
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#19225 | Performance Moderator
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^ That was the best one I saw lol
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