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Old 03-17-2024, 08:20 PM   #20376
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Old 03-17-2024, 08:25 PM   #20377
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Did you take it up the bum PB ? No wonder it wasn’t for you
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Old 03-17-2024, 09:03 PM   #20378
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Did you take it up the bum PB ? No wonder it wasn’t for you
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I won't lie to you, bud. I asked the girlie to stick a finger up there and holy fuck it's not for me.
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I won't lie to you, bud. I asked the girlie to stick a finger up there and holy fuck it's not for me.
You don't go straight for the finger lol.. Get her to warm you up first
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I won't lie to you, bud. I asked the girlie to stick a finger up there and holy fuck it's not for me.
I have questions I don't want the answer for so I will just sit back and

But for real, if she knew what she was doing and was doing other things on top of that your opinion would change LOL
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Old 03-18-2024, 10:18 AM   #20382
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When she took her finger out, did it feel like pooing?

or did you poo her finger out?

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Old 03-18-2024, 11:01 AM   #20383
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I won't lie to you, bud. I asked the girlie to stick a finger up there and holy fuck it's not for me.


I had a buddy recently spend an hour trying to explain the virtues of letting your girl stick her finger up your butt.

I would never subject my lady through that, I shit too much.
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won't lie ... I think PB is weird. I thought we were going to discuss the joy of giving, not receiving. Stop watching Deadpool.
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Old 03-18-2024, 12:47 PM   #20389
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Old 03-18-2024, 01:22 PM   #20392
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I have questions I don't want the answer for so I will just sit back and

But for real, if she knew what she was doing and was doing other things on top of that your opinion would change LOL
This is what the internet told me... So I was open to it.

Yeah... it didn't work out the way I thought it was going to..

This was years ago and I think I'm still traumatized. Even thinking about it now, my butthole is clinching up as I type this.
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SOOO how about that superstore.

I know i'm paying 20% more at Save On but the store/experience is superior.

superstore is the worst.

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I won't lie to you, bud. I asked the girlie to stick a finger up there and holy fuck it's not for me.
Was it Chicken Lady doing the fingering?
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SOOO how about that superstore.

I know i'm paying 20% more at Save On but the store/experience is superior.

superstore is the worst.
Stupid store ?! It’s the worst. No name anything is basically garbage. This isn’t an alternative to Kirkland it’s an alternative to garbage
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Posting this just to flip us to the next page.

edit: oh god, why isn't it flipping?! how many posts does it take to go to the next page?!?!
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Alright, here's a combo breaker, boys.

One of my team members asked me about tax season and how to seal with bare trusts. At first, I was thinking, is this some kind of wildlife advocacy fund? No. I was wrong. Turns out some something along the lines of estates and joint accounts, and all sorts of stuff that's way over my head (and I am just too poor to ever have a trust of any kind.)

Any experts on what this is and how bad it can be if the CRA finds out you're a bad boy and slaps you with a fine?
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