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b0unce. [?] 09-13-2011 12:03 AM

fatty sues white castle
 
Fat Guy Sues White Castle For Not Making Their Booths Big Enough

Quote:

This lawsuit comes with a jumbo side of deep-fried sadness balls. Martin Kessman is a 290-pound stockbroker in New York who is suing White Castle because he couldn't comfortably fit into one of their booths. We don't deserve to live on this planet anymore.

“They’re stationary booths,” Kessman told the New York Post.

“I’m not humongous (but) I’m a big guy. I could not wedge myself in.”
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Fat Guy Sues White Castle For Not Making Their Booths Big Enough'

:lol

urrh 09-13-2011 12:09 AM

i hope white castle counter sues this guy for resting his gut on their tables.

minoru_tanaka 09-13-2011 12:09 AM

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asahai69 09-13-2011 12:22 AM

hes probably suing them for a lifetime supply of sliders

Santofu 09-13-2011 12:23 AM

:fuckthatshit: Should have eat on the way to work/home

MindBomber 09-13-2011 12:29 AM

I hope he has a massive White Castle fuelled heart attack and dies.

Litigious bastard isn't contributing anything to this planet.

PiuYi 09-13-2011 01:04 AM

my gawd tell me this is a joke

Culverin 09-13-2011 01:18 AM

What if I'm not tall enough to piss in the urinal?
Sue McDonald's?

:facepalm:

StylinRed 09-13-2011 01:19 AM

i remember as a kid and i thought the mcdonalds tables were waaay too cramped the ones with fixed seating and that was when i was a kid



but anyway ;) i thought he would approach this from a handicap pov; as in suing white castle for not accommodating the disabled (which grossly overweight ppl are classified as)
but he's saying he's not a humongous guy..... so :fulloffuck:

b0unce. [?] 09-13-2011 01:30 AM

sucks that mcdonalds removed those "spinny chairs" as i used to call them when i was a kid lol

Ikkaku 09-13-2011 10:31 AM

he would fit a smidgen better if he didn't slide down

HK people have even smaller booths. Deal with it.

gdoh 09-13-2011 10:51 AM

your fat and unhealthy why should the world change for fatties like you do yourself a favor and set a goal of fitting into average size seats/clothes or anything else your fat ass cant fit into "comfortably"

Phil@rise 09-13-2011 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PiuYi (Post 7576470)
my gawd tell me this is a joke

No its the US of Assholes

toyobaru 09-13-2011 10:56 AM

maybe this is a sign he should stop eating at white castle and lose some weight to be able to fit into those booths lol

Qmx323 09-13-2011 11:28 AM

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skippynixx 09-13-2011 11:33 AM

would probably fit fine if he learned to sit up straight

XplicitLuder 09-13-2011 11:35 AM

i think ima go sue every airline for not having bigger and longer seats..im so tall it hurts to fly :( joking on the suing part, not joking on the rest ;(

busdriverman 09-13-2011 11:37 AM

“I’m not humongous (but) I’m a big guy. I could not wedge myself in.”

hahahaha!

The_AK 09-13-2011 11:54 AM

but April Fools is in April

murd0c 09-13-2011 11:55 AM

The sad thing about this is he will prob win the suit

shenmecar 09-13-2011 12:11 PM

oh america....................:fuckthatshit:

TouringTeg 09-13-2011 12:25 PM

bwahahahahahah So are White Castle burgers good?

cctw 09-13-2011 12:58 PM

wait...then once the guy wins the suit and the restaurant makes the space bigger...can I then sue that there's too much space between the chair and the table so I can't sit up straight and eat comfortably? XD

FerrariEnzo 09-13-2011 01:47 PM

LOL only in America can you sue for ANYTHING and EVERYTHING!

vafanculo 09-13-2011 02:08 PM

Pisses me off how people like this would rather be fat for financial gain, than shape up. Any plans this guy had to lose weight before the law suit happened just went down the gutter.

I hope the judge sets a precedents in this case, and bans him from fast food joints for his own health.
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