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Old 09-13-2011, 12:03 AM   #1
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fatty sues white castle

Fat Guy Sues White Castle For Not Making Their Booths Big Enough

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This lawsuit comes with a jumbo side of deep-fried sadness balls. Martin Kessman is a 290-pound stockbroker in New York who is suing White Castle because he couldn't comfortably fit into one of their booths. We don't deserve to live on this planet anymore.

“They’re stationary booths,” Kessman told the New York Post.

“I’m not humongous (but) I’m a big guy. I could not wedge myself in.”


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i hope white castle counter sues this guy for resting his gut on their tables.
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hes probably suing them for a lifetime supply of sliders
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I hope he has a massive White Castle fuelled heart attack and dies.

Litigious bastard isn't contributing anything to this planet.

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i remember as a kid and i thought the mcdonalds tables were waaay too cramped the ones with fixed seating and that was when i was a kid



but anyway i thought he would approach this from a handicap pov; as in suing white castle for not accommodating the disabled (which grossly overweight ppl are classified as)
but he's saying he's not a humongous guy..... so
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Old 09-13-2011, 01:30 AM   #10
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sucks that mcdonalds removed those "spinny chairs" as i used to call them when i was a kid lol
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he would fit a smidgen better if he didn't slide down

HK people have even smaller booths. Deal with it.
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your fat and unhealthy why should the world change for fatties like you do yourself a favor and set a goal of fitting into average size seats/clothes or anything else your fat ass cant fit into "comfortably"
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maybe this is a sign he should stop eating at white castle and lose some weight to be able to fit into those booths lol
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would probably fit fine if he learned to sit up straight
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i think ima go sue every airline for not having bigger and longer seats..im so tall it hurts to fly joking on the suing part, not joking on the rest ;(
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“I’m not humongous (but) I’m a big guy. I could not wedge myself in.”

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The sad thing about this is he will prob win the suit
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wait...then once the guy wins the suit and the restaurant makes the space bigger...can I then sue that there's too much space between the chair and the table so I can't sit up straight and eat comfortably? XD
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Pisses me off how people like this would rather be fat for financial gain, than shape up. Any plans this guy had to lose weight before the law suit happened just went down the gutter.

I hope the judge sets a precedents in this case, and bans him from fast food joints for his own health.
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