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Presto 04-20-2012 10:14 AM

:alone:? 5 bucks will get you a Facebook girlfriend
 
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GGnoRE 04-20-2012 10:20 AM

An ugly girl offering to fake break-up with you for 5 dollars.... :seriously: PASS

gdoh 04-20-2012 10:21 AM

:facepalm:

fd3 04-20-2012 10:25 AM

Lol

RicePanda 04-20-2012 10:26 AM

:denied:

GLOW 04-20-2012 10:54 AM

:lawl:

Tegra_Devil 04-20-2012 10:55 AM

im gonna get real popular now!

jpark 04-20-2012 11:04 AM

"i will like your status's and photos for $5 (up to 20 likes)"

omg making payment right now

civiccer 04-20-2012 11:09 AM

ahahaha.

Nice find.

Manic! 04-20-2012 11:18 AM

Would be a good way to prank a friend.
He's getting married and not on Facebook anymore.
Set up a new Facebook account under his name. Add some friends and hire a fake GF.

kwy 04-20-2012 11:37 AM

So..how did you come across this?

Glove 04-20-2012 11:40 AM

ya, we might all think its retarded, but people take facebook seriously.

I bet tons of people would pay 5$ to make their X jealous, I see it all the fuckin time on my news feed

Grim 04-20-2012 11:53 AM

this is beyond forever alone

Psykopathik 04-20-2012 12:07 PM

why not make your own fake GF?

b0unce. [?] 04-20-2012 01:20 PM

yeah make a double account and do that shit yourself if you are that desperate lol

ilovebacon 04-20-2012 02:26 PM

10$ if u want a internet bf!!! LOL

jackmeister 04-20-2012 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovebacon (Post 7894244)
10$ if u want a internet bf!!! LOL

I charge $9 :accepted:

Presto 04-20-2012 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kwy (Post 7894114)
So..how did you come across this?

I was Googling for what a quarter would buy me, and all I got were 2-bit whores. I found that upping the cost to $5 moves my searches into a higher-class of prostitute, and part-time models.

GLOW 04-20-2012 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glove (Post 7894119)
but people take facebook seriously.

i only take revscene seriously :fuckyea:

dlo 04-20-2012 02:55 PM

:alonehappy: finally i got a gf, only costed me 5$!!!

surreyjack604 04-20-2012 02:59 PM

ill be anybodys boyfriend for $2.50 on revscene

fake breakup included

BossFrancis 04-20-2012 03:41 PM

Someone could probably make a few bucks off this LOL. Just find a pic of some random girl say you'll text them, then text them if you got International Texting. Yay free beer money

Culture_Vulture 04-20-2012 03:49 PM

dafuq
what kind of troll would think of starting a business like this?

drunkrussian 04-20-2012 03:53 PM

prefer blowup doll

or maybe

"i will make you a sandwich and shut the fuck up as you watch tv for $5"

freakshow 04-20-2012 04:03 PM

time for a new sig?

Quote:

Originally Posted by surreyjack604 (Post 7894271)
ill be anybodys boyfriend for $2.50



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