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Old 04-20-2012, 10:14 AM   #1
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Old 04-20-2012, 10:20 AM   #2
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An ugly girl offering to fake break-up with you for 5 dollars.... PASS
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Old 04-20-2012, 10:21 AM   #3
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Old 04-20-2012, 10:25 AM   #4
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Old 04-20-2012, 10:26 AM   #5
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Old 04-20-2012, 10:54 AM   #6
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Old 04-20-2012, 10:55 AM   #7
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Old 04-20-2012, 11:09 AM   #9
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Old 04-20-2012, 11:18 AM   #10
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Would be a good way to prank a friend.
He's getting married and not on Facebook anymore.
Set up a new Facebook account under his name. Add some friends and hire a fake GF.
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Old 04-20-2012, 11:37 AM   #11
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So..how did you come across this?
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Old 04-20-2012, 11:40 AM   #12
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ya, we might all think its retarded, but people take facebook seriously.

I bet tons of people would pay 5$ to make their X jealous, I see it all the fuckin time on my news feed
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Old 04-20-2012, 11:53 AM   #13
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this is beyond forever alone
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Old 04-20-2012, 12:07 PM   #14
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why not make your own fake GF?
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Old 04-20-2012, 01:20 PM   #15
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yeah make a double account and do that shit yourself if you are that desperate lol
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Old 04-20-2012, 02:26 PM   #16
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10$ if u want a internet bf!!! LOL
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Old 04-20-2012, 02:51 PM   #17
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Old 04-20-2012, 02:52 PM   #18
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So..how did you come across this?
I was Googling for what a quarter would buy me, and all I got were 2-bit whores. I found that upping the cost to $5 moves my searches into a higher-class of prostitute, and part-time models.
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but people take facebook seriously.
i only take revscene seriously
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Old 04-20-2012, 02:55 PM   #20
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finally i got a gf, only costed me 5$!!!
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Old 04-20-2012, 02:59 PM   #21
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ill be anybodys boyfriend for $2.50 on revscene

fake breakup included
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Old 04-20-2012, 03:41 PM   #22
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Someone could probably make a few bucks off this LOL. Just find a pic of some random girl say you'll text them, then text them if you got International Texting. Yay free beer money
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Old 04-20-2012, 03:49 PM   #23
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Old 04-20-2012, 03:53 PM   #24
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prefer blowup doll

or maybe

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