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doritos 04-23-2012 01:06 AM
what is the nicest way to ask ur ex for sex!?
 
who has experienced this and how or what did you say?

SB7 04-23-2012 01:09 AM
Seriously?....

:suspicious:

Bonka 04-23-2012 01:09 AM
Ask?!?!!

Get her in the mood dummy! Otherwise it's probably like having sex with a pillow :alone:

dlo 04-23-2012 01:24 AM
"I missed ur touch"

fd3 04-23-2012 01:28 AM
"r u busy tonight?"
"no"
"ok im coming over"
"ok ill get ready"

MindBomber 04-23-2012 01:31 AM
"Can I tap that"

Seriously, this is the worst thread I've ever read.

doritos 04-23-2012 01:38 AM
dont worry , this thread will get somewhere eventually, if there are a few good stories! but seriously ppl. how can u ask them about it without creepin them out or seem desperate???

dyan 04-23-2012 01:47 AM
Just whip it out :troll:

ShanghaiKid 04-23-2012 04:15 AM
Use "The Naked Man"

The act of after walking a girl back to her place asking her if you can use the bathroom and when she leaves the room stripping naked and hoping that through just plain sympathy she will sleep with you. works 2 out of 3 times.

Urban Dictionary: The Naked Man

asian_XL 04-23-2012 05:31 AM
1 out of 3 times you will be accused in attempted rape and put in jail.

lowside67 04-23-2012 06:39 AM
You are not nearly alpha enough to do your ex...

Mark

TheNewGirl 04-23-2012 07:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShanghaiKid (Post 7897127)
Use "The Naked Man"

The act of after walking a girl back to her place asking her if you can use the bathroom and when she leaves the room stripping naked and hoping that through just plain sympathy she will sleep with you. works 2 out of 3 times.

Urban Dictionary: The Naked Man
Girls tend to pull off the naked man better than men do (kinda ironically) :P

Gridlock 04-23-2012 11:04 AM
I dunno, please?

You did say "nicest" way.

With a cherry on top?

!e.lo_ 04-23-2012 12:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gridlock (Post 7897339)
I dunno, please?

You did say "nicest" way.

With a cherry on top?
and some whipped cream haha

Verdasco 04-23-2012 12:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by asian_XL (Post 7897138)
1 out of 3 times you will be accused in attempted rape and put in jail.
more like 3/3 times :lawl:

surreyjack604 04-23-2012 01:09 PM
text her what you doing and if you cant navigate the conversation into sex u a faggot

GGnoRE 04-23-2012 01:49 PM
No wonder your ex broke up with you... :failed:

XplicitLuder 04-23-2012 01:58 PM
tell her you wanna get jiggy jiggy with her

blee123 04-23-2012 02:19 PM
offer her a share of your dorritos :troll:

skyxx 04-23-2012 02:47 PM
If you need to ask then you probably won't be getting any. You'll have more chance of asking a hooker for sex then from your ex.

FerrariEnzo 04-23-2012 04:13 PM
lol WTF... you dont want to go there...

theres a reason why its your EX

dinosaur 04-23-2012 06:02 PM
i need a refresher on how your insides feel?

Vale46Rossi 04-23-2012 06:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigbaddie (Post 7897094)
Just whip it out :troll:

If you whip it out, she will have to suck it.

pastarocket 04-23-2012 07:59 PM
You cannot be serious. Sex with the ex?

GLOW 04-23-2012 08:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gridlock (Post 7897339)
With a cherry on top?
you sure the cherry is still there? :troll:


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