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Old 04-23-2012, 02:06 AM   #1
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what is the nicest way to ask ur ex for sex!?

who has experienced this and how or what did you say?

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Old 04-23-2012, 02:09 AM   #2
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Old 04-23-2012, 02:09 AM   #3
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Ask?!?!!

Get her in the mood dummy! Otherwise it's probably like having sex with a pillow
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Old 04-23-2012, 02:24 AM   #4
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Old 04-23-2012, 02:28 AM   #5
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"r u busy tonight?"
"no"
"ok im coming over"
"ok ill get ready"
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Old 04-23-2012, 02:31 AM   #6
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"Can I tap that"

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Old 04-23-2012, 02:38 AM   #7
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dont worry , this thread will get somewhere eventually, if there are a few good stories! but seriously ppl. how can u ask them about it without creepin them out or seem desperate???
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Old 04-23-2012, 02:47 AM   #8
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Old 04-23-2012, 05:15 AM   #9
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Use "The Naked Man"

The act of after walking a girl back to her place asking her if you can use the bathroom and when she leaves the room stripping naked and hoping that through just plain sympathy she will sleep with you. works 2 out of 3 times.

Urban Dictionary: The Naked Man
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Old 04-23-2012, 06:31 AM   #10
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1 out of 3 times you will be accused in attempted rape and put in jail.
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Old 04-23-2012, 07:39 AM   #11
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You are not nearly alpha enough to do your ex...

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Old 04-23-2012, 08:27 AM   #12
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Use "The Naked Man"

The act of after walking a girl back to her place asking her if you can use the bathroom and when she leaves the room stripping naked and hoping that through just plain sympathy she will sleep with you. works 2 out of 3 times.

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Girls tend to pull off the naked man better than men do (kinda ironically) :P
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Old 04-23-2012, 12:04 PM   #13
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I dunno, please?

You did say "nicest" way.

With a cherry on top?
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I dunno, please?

You did say "nicest" way.

With a cherry on top?
and some whipped cream haha
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Old 04-23-2012, 01:36 PM   #15
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1 out of 3 times you will be accused in attempted rape and put in jail.
more like 3/3 times
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text her what you doing and if you cant navigate the conversation into sex u a faggot
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No wonder your ex broke up with you...
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Old 04-23-2012, 02:58 PM   #18
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tell her you wanna get jiggy jiggy with her
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Old 04-23-2012, 03:19 PM   #19
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If you need to ask then you probably won't be getting any. You'll have more chance of asking a hooker for sex then from your ex.
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Old 04-23-2012, 05:13 PM   #21
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lol WTF... you dont want to go there...

theres a reason why its your EX
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Old 04-23-2012, 07:02 PM   #22
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i need a refresher on how your insides feel?
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Old 04-23-2012, 07:03 PM   #23
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If you whip it out, she will have to suck it.
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Old 04-23-2012, 08:59 PM   #24
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You cannot be serious. Sex with the ex?
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Old 04-23-2012, 09:24 PM   #25
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With a cherry on top?
you sure the cherry is still there?
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