Nymphomaniac forces man to have sex with her for 36 hours |
lucky bastard |
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Wheres MG1 when ya need him :D |
Holy schit |
Death by snoo snoo :fullofwin: |
Buddy and I joked just the other day about hanging out at a sex addiction club. Looks like itl work loll |
He fought back tears to tell them: “I met her on a bus. She invited me back here. It was hell. I can’t walk. Please help me.” u know wat that means oooo yeah. lucky guy my ass! well not MY ass, more like his ass |
This is the first time that I've heard a guy complain to reporters that he had too much sex. |
^ You clearly don't know how painful too much sex is. |
I dunno. I have a pretty high sex drive, but being FORCED to fuck for 36 straight hours? I would hate my life. |
I should be going back to Germany next year, should find out the address :P |
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What a gem. edit: fuckin rights this was my 3000th post. |
Snu-snu? http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq...78udo1_500.gif There was a similar story a while back. A hairdresser in Russia kept a man locked up for a couple days and she constantly fed him Viagra to keep fucking him. However, this was an attempted robbery that went HORRIBLY wrong, not a nympho. Robber who broke into hair salon beaten up by black-belt owner and kept as sex slave for three days... fed only Viagra | Mail Online Quote:
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Challenge accepted. |
some mdma and cialis? |
was she hot? or did she look like a trainwreck |
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The Sun?! Really you guys think this is a credible source of news? I dont think so. |
no i don't think it's real, i didn't even read the article. i'm just talking about actually boning for 36 hours straight. given the chance i'd give it my best fuckin shot (assuming she wasn't a fatty), or die trying. what a kick ass way to die |
well you know now that i think about it. if you could get off to a fatty then why not drill a fatty for 36 hours (or die trying). if you died, she'd get up and leave (unless she was real fat) and they'd find your corpse alone. naked and covered in blood and shit. theyve got bigger problems on their hands brah. you're dead, no one cares if you died boning a fatty its all good edit: well now that i think about it, dying from getting laid for 36 hours would be a shitty way to die. or maybe not?? shit.. i jus dunno |
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