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Old 04-30-2012, 05:14 PM   #1
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Nymphomaniac forces man to have sex with her for 36 hours

German nympho kept victim captive for 36-hour forced sex session | The Sun |News

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Buddy and I joked just the other day about hanging out at a sex addiction club. Looks like itl work loll
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He fought back tears to tell them: I met her on a bus. She invited me back here. It was hell. I cant walk. Please help me.

u know wat that means oooo yeah. lucky guy my ass! well not MY ass, more like his ass
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Old 04-30-2012, 05:58 PM   #9
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This is the first time that I've heard a guy complain to reporters that he had too much sex.
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I dunno. I have a pretty high sex drive, but being FORCED to fuck for 36 straight hours? I would hate my life.
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Old 04-30-2012, 06:22 PM   #13
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There was a similar story a while back. A hairdresser in Russia kept a man locked up for a couple days and she constantly fed him Viagra to keep fucking him. However, this was an attempted robbery that went HORRIBLY wrong, not a nympho.

Robber who broke into hair salon beaten up by black-belt owner and kept as sex slave for three days... fed only Viagra | Mail Online

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A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.
Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.

Teaching a lesson: Olga Zajac, 28, allegedly held 32-year-old would-be robber Viktor Jasinski captive for three days in a back room of her hair salon, feeding him Viagra and having sex 'a couple of times'
But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.
She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.
Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.
She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to 'teach him a lesson' - force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.

Life imitating art: The plight of Viktor Jasinski has an odd parallel with the infamous basement scene in Pulp Fiction, starring Ving Rhames
The would-be robber was eventually released, with Zajak saying he had learned his lesson.
Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal, saying that he had been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra.
Both have now been arrested.
When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."
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was she hot? or did she look like a trainwreck
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Old 04-30-2012, 09:09 PM   #19
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was she hot? or did she look like a trainwreck
exactly what i was thinking. it coulda been totally rad or sucked balls (pun it wasnt) depending if she was a butter face, or a maybe a bit thick or a older milf type, or whatever naamean, 36 hours is a long time. shit like that seriously matters
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The Sun?! Really you guys think this is a credible source of news? I dont think so.
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no i don't think it's real, i didn't even read the article. i'm just talking about actually boning for 36 hours straight. given the chance i'd give it my best fuckin shot (assuming she wasn't a fatty), or die trying. what a kick ass way to die
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well you know now that i think about it. if you could get off to a fatty then why not drill a fatty for 36 hours (or die trying). if you died, she'd get up and leave (unless she was real fat) and they'd find your corpse alone. naked and covered in blood and shit. theyve got bigger problems on their hands brah. you're dead, no one cares if you died boning a fatty

its all good

edit: well now that i think about it, dying from getting laid for 36 hours would be a shitty way to die.

or maybe not?? shit.. i jus dunno
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There was a similar story a while back. A hairdresser in Russia kept a man locked up for a couple days and she constantly fed him Viagra to keep fucking him. However, this was an attempted robbery that went HORRIBLY wrong, not a nympho.

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well you know now that i think about it. if you could get off to a fatty then why not drill a fatty for 36 hours (or die trying). if you died, she'd get up and leave (unless she was real fat) and they'd find your corpse alone. naked and covered in blood and shit. theyve got bigger problems on their hands brah. you're dead, no one cares if you died boning a fatty

its all good

edit: well now that i think about it, dying from getting laid for 36 hours would be a shitty way to die.

or maybe not?? shit.. i jus dunno
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