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05-11-2012, 08:53 AM
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#26 | | NEWBIE ACCOUNT!
Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: candy box
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can I curl my eyelashes with your curler?
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05-11-2012, 09:18 AM
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#27 | | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: FL400
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her: One day I'm going to shave all your eyelashes off so you can stop doing that
me:  go for it
her: 
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Where the hell am I
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05-11-2012, 10:30 AM
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#28 | | Glorious Gaming PC Master Race
Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Coquitlam y0!
Posts: 21,240
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"take it out! it HUUURRRTTSSS!"
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05-11-2012, 02:55 PM
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#29 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Duncan, BC
Posts: 10,128
Thanked 5,568 Times in 2,107 Posts
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Me pissed off at GF for nearly dislodging the bumper on one of our cars when parking
GF: "I don't know why you're so upset, it wasn't my fault."
Me: "Were you driving?"
GF: "Yes"
Me: "Do the brakes work?"
GF: "Yes"
Me: "Does the hand brake work?"
GF: "Uh huh"
Me: "Did someone rear-end you as you were entering the spot?"
GF: "Obviously not"
Me: "So how isn't this your fault?"
GF: "I forgot to put my contacts in."  | |
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05-11-2012, 04:09 PM
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#30 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: somewhere
Posts: 7,906
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"Im not in the mood" | |
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05-11-2012, 04:12 PM
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#31 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Lala land
Posts: 2,850
Thanked 3,628 Times in 718 Posts
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Originally Posted by Jmac  Me pissed off at GF for nearly dislodging the bumper on one of our cars when parking
GF: "I don't know why you're so upset, it wasn't my fault."
Me: "Were you driving?"
GF: "Yes"
Me: "Do the brakes work?"
GF: "Yes"
Me: "Does the hand brake work?"
GF: "Uh huh"
Me: "Did someone rear-end you as you were entering the spot?"
GF: "Obviously not"
Me: "So how isn't this your fault?"
GF: "I forgot to put my contacts in." |  | |
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05-11-2012, 08:54 PM
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#32 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Vancouver
Posts: 694
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Me: Can I have some fun tonight.
Righty: Of course you can! Let me undress first.
Lefty: *Gasp* WtF bitch, I thought we were suppose to fuck tonite.
Me: ... honey... I can explain. After we have our 3 some.  | |
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05-12-2012, 09:32 AM
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#33 | | MiX iT Up!
Join Date: May 2006 Location: vancouver
Posts: 8,146
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her: can I curl your eyelashes?
her: can I put mascara on you?
me: no and no
her: sad face
us: hug n kiss
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Sometimes we tend to be in despair when the person we love leaves us, but the truth is, it's not our loss, but theirs, for they left the only person who couldn't give up on them.
Make the effort and take the risk..
"Do what you feel in your heart to be right- for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't." - Eleanor Roosevelt | |
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05-13-2012, 02:11 AM
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#34 | | '
Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Vancouver
Posts: 4,664
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Originally Posted by tiger_handheld her: can I curl your eyelashes?
her: can I put mascara on you?
me: no and no
her: sad face
us: hug n kiss | i woke up with that shit on me once | |
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05-13-2012, 08:32 PM
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#35 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Vancouver
Posts: 370
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Him(not Chinese): I want some fried rice. Let's order some from no.9 takeout.
Me: you want me to order?
Him: no I got it.
"hi no.9 I want to order some chau hai to go."
"chau hai."
"chauhai!"
Me: you mean chau fan?!?!
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<3
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05-13-2012, 08:54 PM
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#36 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Neverland
Posts: 2,705
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gf: omg bras are on sale
me: go and take a look then
gf: it's a little awkward with you though
me: no I don't mind, go ahead I'll just follow you
*walks by sexy lace corsets*
me: hey babe, will you wear one of these if I buy it for you
gf: yea I will, they look so cute and sexy
me: *inside*   | |
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05-14-2012, 09:55 AM
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#37 | | My homepage has been set to RS
Join Date: May 2005 Location: #604
Posts: 2,267
Thanked 2,454 Times in 813 Posts
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^^ She'll wear it once.. maybe twice.. then it stays in the dresser..
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Me: uh-oh..
GF: ..... what?
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhh... *sigh*
GF: ....... what. 
Me: I farted. 
GF: Great..
*5 minutes later.*
GF: ahhhhh..... *sigh*
Me: OH GAWD?!?! What did you eat?!?!
GF: Teehee.
__________________ Quote: | [17-03, 09:23] Amuro Ray is it normal for my dick to have things growing on it? | Quote: [15-05, 13:34] FastAnna You guise are like diet coke and I am the mentos
[15-05, 13:34] FastAnna Incredible. How easy it is. | Quote:
Originally Posted by murd0c I'm scared of spiders... When I see one I toss my cats at it | | |
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05-14-2012, 08:29 PM
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#38 | | Wunder? Wonder?? Wander???
Join Date: Mar 2012
Posts: 228
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Originally Posted by melloman ^^ She'll wear it once.. maybe twice.. then it stays in the dresser..
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Me: uh-oh..
GF: ..... what?
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhh... *sigh*
GF: ....... what.
Me: I farted.
GF: Great..
*5 minutes later.*
GF: ahhhhh..... *sigh*
Me: OH GAWD?!?! What did you eat?!?!
GF: Teehee. | Love it.
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05-14-2012, 09:16 PM
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#39 | | Willing to stick a finger in a guys butt for the sake of science
Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: The Hood
Posts: 357
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not my bf buuuuutttt... it was still 
*my phone le rings*
me: hellllooooo!?!?!
*clothes rustling on le phone*
me via text: you butt dialed me!!
him: oh shit lol but the phone was in my front pocket so something else dialed you...HHEEELLLOOOOO...!!!!
me:
....lolwat
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05-15-2012, 06:17 PM
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#40 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Victoria
Posts: 881
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Her: "Can I see if this lipstick is your shade?"
Me: "Why would I put that on...."
Her: "I want to see if it makes your lips look hot."
Me: "Uhhh.....no."
Proceeds to get mad and not talk to me for an hour.
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05-15-2012, 07:34 PM
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#41 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Vαncouver
Posts: 1,510
Thanked 5,279 Times in 603 Posts
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Originally Posted by Juwlzx Me: Can I have some fun tonight.
Righty: Of course you can! Let me undress first.
Lefty: *Gasp* WtF bitch, I thought we were suppose to fuck tonite.
Me: ... honey... I can explain. After we have our 3 some. | the virginity is strong within this one
LOLL i'm jk, it was tempting
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gf: omg can i put makeup on you
me: no
gf: can i do your eyebrows then?
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05-16-2012, 08:18 PM
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#42 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Vancouver
Posts: 802
Thanked 1,324 Times in 264 Posts
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Me: I want to lower my car and get some new rims
Gf: Why ? Whats the point, just leave it. And I like your rims now !
Me: Cause it'll look sexier and you didn't like my rims cause they were too dark
Gf:
After I lowered my car...
Me: Notice anything ?
Gf: About what ? I see bird shit on your car.
Me: I lowered it !
Gf: Oh...it looks the same. Can we get food now ? | |
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05-17-2012, 05:25 PM
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#43 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Victoria
Posts: 881
Thanked 448 Times in 155 Posts
Failed 78 Times in 21 Posts
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Originally Posted by Paradise240 Me: I want to lower my car and get some new rims
Gf: Why ? Whats the point, just leave it. And I like your rims now !
Me: Cause it'll look sexier and you didn't like my rims cause they were too dark
Gf:
After I lowered my car...
Me: Notice anything ?
Gf: About what ? I see bird shit on your car.
Me: I lowered it !
Gf: Oh...it looks the same. Can we get food now ? | Women just don't care to notice, haha... Other than my buddy's girlfriend who noticed his bike was taller once he got new tires.
Also:
(on the phone)
Me: So what have you been up to today?
Her: *long pause* Uh-huh, yeah.
Me: Wut?
Her: I know right?
Me: Have you heard a thing I've said?
Her: Sorry, my Sim wouldn't go to work. What's up?
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Obviously, you're suffering wankers cramp.
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05-18-2012, 02:55 PM
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#44 | | MiX iT Up!
Join Date: May 2006 Location: vancouver
Posts: 8,146
Thanked 2,074 Times in 870 Posts
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her: i'm not talking to you tonight because i'm going to read
me: wtf
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Sometimes we tend to be in despair when the person we love leaves us, but the truth is, it's not our loss, but theirs, for they left the only person who couldn't give up on them.
Make the effort and take the risk..
"Do what you feel in your heart to be right- for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't." - Eleanor Roosevelt | |
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05-18-2012, 03:51 PM
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#45 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: richmond Lah!
Posts: 5,459
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Her: im so happy today i can bounce off walls.
Me: how about bounce off my dick?
Always brings the lolzzz
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