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The thin line between love and hate
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Old 05-08-2012, 06:10 PM   #1
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Shit My S/O Says

As we all know, in relationships, a lot of things are said. Some are really funny and some are just fucked up. Share some of your stories, could be something you, an ex, current S/O or even your friends & their S/O's said in relationships/during dating. Let's have some fun with this

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text from bf #1: "man, i wish there was a app where i could send you scents."
*5 mins pass, smiling thinking bf wants to send flowers*
text from bf #2: "because you have to smell my pits right now, it's like major B/O."


LOOOOOL!! That's love


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Old 05-08-2012, 06:46 PM   #2
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him: "in 10 seconds you are going to have 175 pounds of love floppin' on you"
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Old 05-08-2012, 07:43 PM   #3
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him: "in 10 seconds you are going to have 175 pounds of love floppin' on you"
best sex announcement. ever.

on par with.. bf: "it's only rape if you forget to yell surprise first"
LOL WTF !!! gf was like WHO ARE YOU hahahaha fuck
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Old 05-08-2012, 11:46 PM   #4
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ex gf: "I want to have 2 boyfriends. If I get into a fight with one, then I can go to the other one and vice versa"

"My brother's dick is long, skinny, and he has no pubes"

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Old 05-09-2012, 12:14 AM   #5
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^ HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S FUCKING GROSS
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Old 05-09-2012, 12:19 AM   #6
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"i love you"

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Old 05-09-2012, 12:31 AM   #7
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"i love you"

jk, inb4someonecallsmeamoodkiller
so cute though. young love i feel like shitting rainbows.
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i said that in a sarcastic way.... LOL
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Old 05-09-2012, 02:46 AM   #9
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"no I'm not interested sorry ... stop it, no! EWW GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEP! PUT THAT AWAY OMFG SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE THIS GUYS AFUCKING PERV!"

Closest I ever got to finding true love .. after a short stint in jail and meeting big ruth .. well .. ive said too much.
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"If you ever come for another bitch i'll kill you." (During sex)

very scared.
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Old 05-09-2012, 12:14 PM   #13
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At a pub,

Gf: "Hi, we would like to order a pitcher of cocaine."

Me: "wtf?"

Waitress:

Me: "you mean kokanee?"

She rarely drinks...

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Old 05-09-2012, 12:19 PM   #14
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Watching a fucking movie at home

her:"who is that? why did he do that? when did he get that? BLAH BLAH BLAH"
me:"just watch and you'll find out!...see? only had to wait 30 seconds for the movie to explain for yOU!"

watching a movie in the theatrs
her:"............."
me:"............."
AFTER THE MOVIE
her:"i dont get it, can you explain it to me? why did that person do this to that"

we have been together for 8 years next month(and still very much in love) , i think i deserve a klondike
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Watching a fucking movie at home

her:"who is that? why did he do that? when did he get that? BLAH BLAH BLAH"
me:"just watch and you'll find out!...see? only had to wait 30 seconds for the movie to explain for yOU!"

watching a movie in the theatrs
her:"............."
me:"............."
AFTER THE MOVIE
her:"i dont get it, can you explain it to me? why did that person do this to that"

we have been together for 8 years next month(and still very much in love) , i think i deserve a klondike
hahahah yoo my parents still do that. my mom always says that when we watch movies and asks my dad. i tease her though and i'm like "you're playing the inquisitive wife/woman role well, putting your husband in the position of knowing everything.." thus, he feels like a man.
LOL!!! she's implyin you the man, bro! ego boost
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at home and gf goes to take a piss and she opens the door to my room to see me with my pants down.

me: " can you suck my penis please? it would make him super happy"
her: " nope"
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him: removing tile backsplash. haven't broken one.

me: am i getting a play-by-play today?

him: No. I guess not.
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Old 05-10-2012, 03:55 PM   #19
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him: babe i'm going to fart
me: *eye roll* ugh
him: *farts* ohh yea
me: ewwwww
him: hehehe
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you should dutch oven him, no announcements

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Old 05-10-2012, 05:43 PM   #24
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exgf: "why didnt you tell me you got a new girlfriend? if i ever see your new gf im going to punch her in the face"

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exgf: "why didnt you tell me you got a new girlfriend? if i ever see your new gf im going to punch her in the face"

lol
So someone has still to reconcile their feelings from the breakup.
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