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Old 06-26-2012, 03:42 PM   #1
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Japanese create robot for rubbing one out.

Actually, it's Rocks, Paper and Scissors, and it cheats, but the JAV industry is already in production with the next film.

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smoothen out the hand and we will know what its uses will be for
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what if i give it a middle finger?
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Then you would've missed the objective of playing rock, paper, scissors...
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what if i give it a middle finger?
It's called lasersword. And its undefeatable.
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does it come with an Off button?
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once I read "japanese" "created" "robot" "FOR"

some reason I already knew what they created it for
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Old 06-26-2012, 06:49 PM   #13
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It's called lasersword. And its undefeatable.
ah....... beat me to it.

Lasersword beats all.............
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^ too small....... it would hurt........ or worse, get stuck.

I guess the screen is for watching pr0n.


LOL, if robot replies with, "Is it in yet?"


Sound preference. Asian whimpering sounds a la Maria Ozawa or caucasian, "Right there, you're on it. Give it to me......" at top of lungs sound effect.

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I hadn't thought of getting stuck, that would be godawful being shaken about by the dick.
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^ too small....... it would hurt........ or worse, get stuck.

I guess the screen is for watching pr0n.


LOL, if robot replies with, "Is it in yet?"


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Revscene, meet the product designer for the next generation of sex robots.
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where are the tentacles? I want my japanese sexbot to have tentacles...just like sex in real life.
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yes tentacles around the testicles.......

A man's orgasm is heightened when something is in the anus...... tentacles might do the trick. When I apply for a patent for my design, I'll make sure you get the credit, Gridlock.
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yes tentacles around the testicles.......

A man's orgasm is heightened when something is in the anus...... tentacles might do the trick. When I apply for a patent for my design, I'll make sure you get the credit, Gridlock.
I don't know that I want the credit share on a device that sticks a tentacle up my ass...isn't it usually the girls getting fucked by tentacles? I was going there.
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I don't know that I want the credit share on a device that sticks a tentacle up my ass...isn't it usually the girls getting fucked by tentacles? I was going there.
you went there, the problem was you forgot the brakes...
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