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^ too small....... it would hurt........ or worse, get stuck.
I guess the screen is for watching pr0n.
LOL, if robot replies with, "Is it in yet?"
Sound preference. Asian whimpering sounds a la Maria Ozawa or caucasian, "Right there, you're on it. Give it to me......" at top of lungs sound effect.
^ too small....... it would hurt........ or worse, get stuck.
I guess the screen is for watching pr0n.
LOL, if robot replies with, "Is it in yet?"
Sound preference. Asian whimpering sounds a la Maria Ozawa or caucasian, "Right there, you're on it. Give it to me......" at top of lungs sound effect.
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Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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yes tentacles around the testicles.......
A man's orgasm is heightened when something is in the anus...... tentacles might do the trick. When I apply for a patent for my design, I'll make sure you get the credit, Gridlock.
A man's orgasm is heightened when something is in the anus...... tentacles might do the trick. When I apply for a patent for my design, I'll make sure you get the credit, Gridlock.
I don't know that I want the credit share on a device that sticks a tentacle up my ass...isn't it usually the girls getting fucked by tentacles? I was going there.
I don't know that I want the credit share on a device that sticks a tentacle up my ass...isn't it usually the girls getting fucked by tentacles? I was going there.
you went there, the problem was you forgot the brakes...
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does it come with an Off button?
