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Old 07-14-2012, 01:45 PM   #26
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This thread (or REVscene in general) gives better advice than any counselor would ever have to offer
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FYI, if it's in a car, SUV's are great with seats down, i remember i had extra cardboard when i had my SUV and my gf at the time squirt all over when she's on top, thank goodness to awesome cardboard soaked it all up.

same gf, bby mountain 31 degrees weather... FREAKING HOT AS SHIT, i almost fainted after doing the naughty, opening the door, light headed and almost fell on what she spat out cause she doesn't swallow.
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I had sex with my gf recently and it was pretty much our first time. Other times it has been, let's say unsucessful due to anxiety issues I have and getting soft. However this time, we got into the heat of the moment and had safe sex. After that, my gf said she had an upset stomach and most specifically it feels like it's bloated. I researched online that it is because her cervix was swollen due to her not being accustommed to my size. I have an average size one and I went quite deep this time because of the moment we were in and I felt more pleasureful in doing so. Any thoughts and experiences?
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Old 07-16-2012, 10:17 PM   #31
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FYI, if it's in a car, SUV's are great with seats down, i remember i had extra cardboard when i had my SUV and my gf at the time squirt all over when she's on top, thank goodness to awesome cardboard soaked it all up.

same gf, bby mountain 31 degrees weather... FREAKING HOT AS SHIT, i almost fainted after doing the naughty, opening the door, light headed and almost fell on what she spat out cause she doesn't swallow.
can you please describe the colour and consistency of the "squirt." also, please describe to us the smell of the sweat.

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Keep a spare blanket in your back seat.. really useful actually..
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Old 07-17-2012, 02:52 AM   #33
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I had sex with my gf recently and it was pretty much our first time. Other times it has been, let's say unsucessful due to anxiety issues I have and getting soft. However this time, we got into the heat of the moment and had safe sex. After that, my gf said she had an upset stomach and most specifically it feels like it's bloated. I researched online that it is because her cervix was swollen due to her not being accustommed to my size. I have an average size one and I went quite deep this time because of the moment we were in and I felt more pleasureful in doing so. Any thoughts and experiences?
So whats the question here?
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The following is a question from an anonymous Revscene member

I had sex with my gf recently and it was pretty much our first time. Other times it has been, let's say unsucessful due to anxiety issues I have and getting soft. However this time, we got into the heat of the moment and had safe sex. After that, my gf said she had an upset stomach and most specifically it feels like it's bloated. I researched online that it is because her cervix was swollen due to her not being accustommed to my size. I have an average size one and I went quite deep this time because of the moment we were in and I felt more pleasureful in doing so. Any thoughts and experiences?
The cervix can be a nasty bitch when provoked. It looks like a little donut at the top of the top of the vagina and is VERY sensitive (ask any female that has yearly physicals). Some times during deep penetration and in certain positions the tip of the penis can 'bonk' it. If can feel like a deep aching internal pain or a sharp stabbing pain. It isn't unbearable, but it isn't exactly pleasing (unless you are into a little pain during sex).

From what I understand, depending on where a female is in her cycle, the cervix can be more or less sensitive and can be a little swollen. You can not hurt the cervix, per se, but she may be a little sore for a few mins/hours/days. Also, unless you have VERY long penis (Ron Jeremy style) your penis will not enter the cervix....and even then, it is unlikely.

Her feeling nauseous, could have just been from all the adrenaline and movement during sex. Twisting, turning, changing positions, rocking bed, heavy breathing, etc. can all bring on a slight upset stomach.

The bloating could be the result of her vagina swelling and her either coming close or having an orgasm. Before and during and orgasm, female genitalia swells due to an increase blood flow to the area. She may feel a little throbbing as well. Think about it....when you are done having sex (especially without a condom) you penis is usually red, swollen, and can throb a little....its the same for a vagina.

It is nothing to be concerned about and the more she has sex, the more use to the feeling she will get

Also, congrats on having a great 'first' time and being safe

Happy fucking!
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In my humble opinion, the only sexual act that is fun in the car is getting head while driving. Having full intercourse is just uncomfortable, especially if you have a sports car. Besides, I like my car interiors to be kept clean and free of scratches.
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can you please describe the colour and consistency of the "squirt." also, please describe to us the smell of the sweat.

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you're on the internet.. google should solve the trick and seriously, go on any porn site and i'm sure you'll be educated via videos...
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Old 07-18-2012, 03:09 PM   #39
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you're on the internet.. google should solve the trick and seriously, go on any porn site and i'm sure you'll be educated via videos...
I've been with a squirter once. It didn't smell like anything and the consistency was more or less similar to urine.

But what the squirters do in porn is far more dramatic and exaggerated than what a real woman who can squirt does. But, it was an interesting experience - plastic bags and all.
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:46 AM   #40
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1a) At what time of day do you guys have sex?
1b) What if others live in the house too?

(We have a 4 yr old, and we moved back in with our parents while new home is being built)
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^You guys should get the rents to take Gumbaby out for dinner/night time stroll more often. Then use the time they're all gone to spend "quality time" with one another.

Or just lock the door and be quiet....
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1b) What if others live in the house too?

(We have a 4 yr old, and we moved back in with our parents while new home is being built)
gumby, I have twin 5 year olds and i will answer you by pm
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lol did it in the s2k with the top half down for more headroom. it was hilarious....bruised my ass from the hand brake lever, had a leg cramp half way through and she had to fight away the mosquitoes.

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Old 08-09-2012, 08:15 PM   #48
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lol first time with gf a week ago, both her parents were asleep so snuck into her room at 2am. her room also didnt hv a lock. was there till about 530am. I didnt have a car that time and she couldnt drive me as her parents were waking up soon, so she made me walk home

I agree with the neck, shoulders and back. Will get any girl excited down there. And while we were at it, she would constantly pull me closer to her neck
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