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Old 12-11-2012, 11:09 AM   #26
WOAH...shut the music off...
 
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that's true...and his business cards are sponges that expand by adding water
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:11 AM   #27
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Isn't the expiry date a means for the food producer to cover their ass legally should a customer be harmed consuming their product beyond a certain date. Foods can last far beyond that date. This morning I used milk on my cereal that expired 2 days ago but it smells and tastes fine.
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:16 AM   #28
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It's a best before date. It's doesn't mean the food goes bad the day after the date.
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:25 AM   #29
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Lol, what kind of egg rolls? The snack aisle ones or actual egg rolls with filling from hot food? You might get sick if it's real egg rolls that have filling. But I'm assuming it's just snack ones, which probably just taste stale.
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:29 AM   #30
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Can you, um, well shit this is just fucking awkward.

I'm just going to say it.

Man up on this.

Alright. Here goes.

You ready?

Ok.

Dude, um, a couple of us were talking..like, mostly them but a little me. It was lowside really. They just think I might be a better face for this...you know, to relate to. I guess I'm compassionate.

Fuck...yes. I know. Get on with it.

Well, its, this post is kinda lame. So me, and a couple of the others were thinking that Harvey Specter, well, he's really cool. The show is awesome...Go Suits! New season starting in January...anyway, Harvey is like really awesome. Maybe you could like change your name to like, a less liked lawyer? Maybe?

We brainstormed a few suggestions. No particular order.

1. Anyone from LA Law, because I think we can all agree that this particular show did not age well.

2. I don't know his name, but Jeffrey Dahmer's lawyer. Cause, you know, the whole cannibalism thing was a bit of a drag. He kinda defended it.

3. Not any old member of the Simpson team, because that Johnny Cochrane guy was pretty damned cool..."if it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"...fucking priceless..anyway, I was thinking the Kardashian guy, because well...his daughters are like an entertainment plague.

4. Gloria Allred. I think we can all agree that she's kind of a celebrity/ambulance chaser.

5. Finally...just throwing this out there...work with, kind of own it...but Ally McBeal.

Anyway...this is kind of where we are at.

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Old 12-11-2012, 11:36 AM   #31
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Work is slow in December.
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:51 AM   #32
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^^With 3 less years. Just sayin'.

I was trying to be funny and tell a joke. I thought it would be funnier than copy/pasting a stupid meme from reddit.

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Old 12-11-2012, 01:29 PM   #34
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Old 12-11-2012, 02:48 PM   #37
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I'd suck it up. Seriously, how much does a box of eggrolls cost?
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Old 12-11-2012, 05:03 PM   #42
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Its sad that so many people think as soon as something has reached its "best before date" its suddenly no good. Its called a best before date for a reason and not a rotten after date.
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