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Old 01-10-2013, 02:21 AM   #1
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Gettin' money like a muthaf

So in one of his songs, Lil Wayne raps about getting money like a "mother fucker."

Tonight I was discussing with a friend, what monthly income would you need to be able to describe, IN VANCOUVER, how much money would you need to make to make money like a mother fucker?

I stick with 100k a month. If you made a steady 100k a month you'd be getting money like a mutha fucka.

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p.s. I'm not talking investments, I'm talking strictly cheque payments.
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Jobs that pay 1+ million/year?


Aircraft pilot for a commercial jet and putting in a lot of overtime. As you know from 9/11, there are schools that teach people to learn and get their commercial liscense. Pilots with some routes get extra incentives. But you would have to wait until you are a chief pilot to get into the million dollar catagory.

A Doctor with a speciality -- this involves 2 years of pre-med school, four years in medical school, passing your board exam then two years as a residency in general medicine and then another two year residency in the specialty of your choice and passing the board exam for that residency. You'll have read that some plastic surgeons who run their own clinics (vanity clinics to make people "better looking", not helping people who need it from accidents or other medical conditions). Although almost all plastic surgeons earn fairly hefty salaries.

Researcher -- doing research in chemistry, physics, electronics and medical science can earn you a million through multi year bonuses for making a major discoveries. My father was an electronics engineer who developed ways of uncompatible machines to talk to each other. Some medical scientists get a very small part of the pie if they discover a best selling drug that keeps them in the millionaire salary range for the life of the patent. But they also have to earn that money by developing refinements in order to extend the patent and creating a more effective versions or discovering other diseases that the drug can be used for.

Many mining engineers get million dollar salaries, but it is a highly specialized job and mining companies pay big bucks to engineers who can keep a major mine open and can find ways of expanding it.

Manager of a large mutual fund or being the custodian\advisors of rich peoples money be investing it in ways that keep them rich and reduce their taxes.

Any senior management position in a large corporation, President, one of the Vice Presidents and Directors of large Divisions.
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Porn company owners make fucking huge bank. Rumor has it, the owner of YouJizz whom I've met, makes like 500k/month.

EL James has made 100m+ on 50 Shades of Grey! Authors can make huge bank...

A few people I've known in the real estate business have made a killing.
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Jobs that pay 1+ million/year?


Aircraft pilot for a commercial jet and putting in a lot of overtime. As you know from 9/11, there are schools that teach people to learn and get their commercial liscense. Pilots with some routes get extra incentives. But you would have to wait until you are a chief pilot to get into the million dollar catagory.

A Doctor with a speciality -- this involves 2 years of pre-med school, four years in medical school, passing your board exam then two years as a residency in general medicine and then another two year residency in the specialty of your choice and passing the board exam for that residency. You'll have read that some plastic surgeons who run their own clinics (vanity clinics to make people "better looking", not helping people who need it from accidents or other medical conditions). Although almost all plastic surgeons earn fairly hefty salaries.

Researcher -- doing research in chemistry, physics, electronics and medical science can earn you a million through multi year bonuses for making a major discoveries. My father was an electronics engineer who developed ways of uncompatible machines to talk to each other. Some medical scientists get a very small part of the pie if they discover a best selling drug that keeps them in the millionaire salary range for the life of the patent. But they also have to earn that money by developing refinements in order to extend the patent and creating a more effective versions or discovering other diseases that the drug can be used for.

Many mining engineers get million dollar salaries, but it is a highly specialized job and mining companies pay big bucks to engineers who can keep a major mine open and can find ways of expanding it.

Manager of a large mutual fund or being the custodian\advisors of rich peoples money be investing it in ways that keep them rich and reduce their taxes.

Any senior management position in a large corporation, President, one of the Vice Presidents and Directors of large Divisions.
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since ur listening to lil wayne songs, i doubt ur gonna make 100k/month
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10 days in and I believe we have a winner for worst thread title in 2013..

I think 10k per week should be considered as GMLAMF.
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IMO, Getting money like a mothafucka applies to making huge money not working conventionally.

An engineer or specialty doctor, or investment bankers make huge money, but they work incredibly intensive jobs.

I think it would be more suited to someone who wakes up at 11am, wears slippers and a house coat around their ocean view house until 8pm where they throw on a 10k suit to go for dinner, and then high class penthouse party the rest of the evening. While making 100k/month. You dont know what they do really, but they make a killing doing it.

Musician, Entrepreneur, Writer, Dotcom success story, Inherited corporation.... something where you put the work up front and the money perpetually roles in after.
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I think if someone says to you, MA FACKA, you be gettin money! Then you are getting money like a mother fucker. Until that happens, don't matter.
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but... if you have low income and you fuck a mother... you would be a mother fucker.. so someone else with low income would then make money like said mother fucker...
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You wouldnt be getting money like a mother fucker then. I have done what you said, low income and fucking a mother, and I was not gettin money like mother fuck.
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You wouldnt be getting money like a mother fucker then. I have done what you said, low income and fucking a mother, and I was not gettin money like mother fuck.
but... u are a mother fucker..... so anyone that makes the same income as u then makes money like u... a mother fucker
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I make more money than I can spend.

6 years ago I made "normal" money and lived more or less paycheck to paycheck.

I am no happier now than I was 6 years ago, money really isn't that important. Sounds crazy to the people out there who have stress related to bills and what not, but if you keep your standard of living in check, you can be very happy with very little money IMO.

In this city you only need the following to be happy: friends, snowboard, skateboard, skimboard, bicycle, sunny summers at the beach, and a little bit of drinking money.
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I think I would like to make more money than I can spend. What is your secret?
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In this city you only need the following to be happy: friends, snowboard, skateboard, skimboard, bicycle, sunny summers at the beach, and a little bit of drinking money.

Add artistic expression in there and I would agree 100%!
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Porn company owners make fucking huge bank. Rumor has it, the owner of YouJizz whom I've met, makes like 500k/month.

EL James has made 100m+ on 50 Shades of Grey! Authors can make huge bank...

A few people I've known in the real estate business have made a killing.
Funny part was he drove an s2000 for years.
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I make more money than I can spend.

6 years ago I made "normal" money and lived more or less paycheck to paycheck.

I am no happier now than I was 6 years ago, money really isn't that important. Sounds crazy to the people out there who have stress related to bills and what not, but if you keep your standard of living in check, you can be very happy with very little money IMO.

In this city you only need the following to be happy: friends, snowboard, skateboard, skimboard, bicycle, sunny summers at the beach, and a little bit of drinking money.
I can attest to this, Jasonturbo is a miserable bastard, and he is quite well off.
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