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Old 01-18-2013, 08:40 AM   #1
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Hahah that was good, I like the KIA one.
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Old 01-18-2013, 02:24 PM   #3
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I don't understand the Honda one.
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I don't understand the Honda one.
It essentially means "Resting on the power of the reputation of your past accomplishments"
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:02 PM   #9
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I don't get the Kia one
You want something cool but your parents want you to spend money on something responsible and safe and boring. Its another way of saying "Kia doesn't make ANYBODY's dream car"
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:17 PM   #11
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can someone please explain the lexus and jeep one?
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:24 AM   #13
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^ Jeeps are rugged and meant for going off road and on trails which is why they are "trail rated". But most Jeeps are used for going to the mall hence mall rated.
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can someone please explain the lexus and jeep one?
Insecure family men who need status symbols drive Lexuses.

The ad features the narrative of whats going on in the owner's head.
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Could someone please explain the Kia used 4Runner one? Why do I want one and why do my parents buy me a Kia??
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Could someone please explain the Kia used 4Runner one? Why do I want one and why do my parents buy me a Kia??
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