OP copy pasta from the misc

8th grade "party"
It's at this girls house.
Most popular/hot girl at our school, I'm the new kid and from an exotic country so all the bishes are mirin but I'm too awkward to do anything about it.
I know she likes me, is always staying behind after school to hang out with me (my mom worked late, would pick me up a couple hours after school ended)
She has a boyfriend whos a total pussy

Anyway.. party went pretty well, at the end theres just me, her, her best friend and my best friend (we carpooled).
Somehow end up in the bathroom with her because she has to tell me a "secret" and doesnt want the other two to hear.
My bro pushes a sofa in front of the bathroom door so we're "trapped" in there, starts hooking up with her friend

Girl tells me she's breaking up with her boyfriend, and that she's always liked me
Tells me I can do anything I want, and that she wants to lose her virginity.

Oh **** .jpg
My dick is still pretty small cuz I'm on that late growth spurt life
Chicken out, tell her I don't want her to cheat on her boyfriend.. that we can do it after she breaks up with him
Hug her (WHAT)

She didn't break up with her boyfriend
Ended up moving the next year
Is now a cheerleader / a phucking 10/10 sorority girl at a southern state school

Oh well.. at least I eventually manned up and got some pussy in high school and a lot more in college, but this still haunts me for some reason

^ that's having respect cause the chick had a BF, aint nothing bad about that at all.

doesn't mean she isn't hot anymore

Strictly from a looks point of view, no it doesn't, but from a personality/interest perspective it certainly makes her much less desirable.

Nobody wants to fuck a walking petri dish.

I just barfed a little bit.



'when a girl says shes only been with 3 guys'

yeah but he just used that as an excuse for chickening out.

that would haunt me too.


the one that haunts me is this taiwanese girl born in alibama, raised in OC cali... was in the same chinese class with me in taiwan. she brought me fruits everyday and all this other shit to give me hints. she saw me and my gf and was like "u can do better ;)"

she was hot and talked like a cowgirl. it was weird. and hot.

i didn't wanna cheat on my gf.

man oh man. it haunts me so bad till this day still. i coulda been banging two hot girls at the same time. i mean i've done that before now that im older.

but fuck. my god damn virtuous little boy loyalty. i was so stupid. so stupid.

i have concluded that i was not mature enough to handle two women at once. now i am way more mature. hahahahahahaha....

Or 3 black guys :pokerface:

talking to the gf last night (only dating two months) she asked me how many chicks I've been with... I'm of course like you tell me first and she said 7 and I laughed cause two of them were black...

That being said I have more then tripled her number, told her and her response to the black guy comment I made was "you are better then any one else I've been with"

i got some other stories but they're kinda disgusting, but funny. I'll think about whether I wanna post them.

they take place in china... and for those of you perverts out there that know anything about china... lol.

Ah ****, I have one definitely.

I was about 14, girl came over, we'd always make out n ****. She started making fun/teasing me that I had sex a month ago or whatever, and I got a bit embarassed.

So whatever, we're up in my room, and we keep making out, and she goes "I bet you dont even have a dick" so I was like, BISH WTF, so I took off my pants tinking I was all sly and sauve and go, "yeah, see?" as I have a rager, and decide to say "you dont have tits" and she says "you can feel them if you want". So whatever, I do, she comes back and says "I still don't think you have one, can't see it."

So I place her hand over my boxers on my cawk, still calls me out, and I decide to say..

"haha you're so dumb" and roll over.

WHAT THE ****.




This hot girl at college invited me over to do some homework. Got there, not a maths book was seen, she says why dont we order pizza n watch a movie.
Waiting for pizza she closes curtains and sits next to me on sofa. Like a dumb ass beta I pull a maths book out of my back and say oh look we can use mine.

I go to table and start doing homework. She lays on couch. Pizza comes, I wasnt hungry, so she ate it all lol rest of night is talking about how she now feels fat. She then says she going to bed, takes her top off and stares into my eyes. I pack my stuff up say ok see u in class bye. WTF

She never spoke to me again after that. Feels.





One of my friends came to sleep over and one of my sisters friends came to sleep over. Soon enough we were all in my sisters room, two 15 yo boys and two 14 yo girls.

God knows where my parents were or why they werent keeping an eye on us. Anyway we got to playing dares, started off with kissing (obv not with sister no incest) then stripping off a bit.

Then my mate says why dont I sleep in your sisters room and your sisters friend sleep in your room for a last dare.

So me and my sisters friend went to my room, she was all like you can touch me here if you want and started putting her hand down my pants.

I jumped up and said its ok let me show u this cool computer game. She laid on my bed and I was going on about how you can kill this demon with this weapon, and how the graphics are awesome. Must have been well into the game cos next time I turned around she was asleep.

Had to wait TIME to lose my V after that. I even slept on the fuarrkin floor cos I didnt want to wake her up WTF

Turns out my mate and sister did fuuark all either. Kind of glad cos he turned into a right *******.

there is much impotence in this thread.

women laying there with their wet pussies spread.

hide in corner and play video games instead. much win.

Mine aren't disgusting but when I reminisce, it's like WTF were you thinking. Pathetic. #thehaunting

Sorta glad this thread got bumped. I have far too many cringe-worthy stories to tell, but here's one that takes the cake.

In high school, I was cast as a minor character in a school play. A girl, a couple of years younger than me, was cast as my opposite. Since we were both extras, we spent a lot of time chatting backstage during rehearsals. She was on the shorter side and had some meat, but she had a legitimate D-cup rack, some piercings, and short black hair (think Suicide Girls). We talked about sex quite a bit and she would tell me about the things she did with her then-boyfriend. We're talking kinky stuff for teenagers - she was into anal and liked cum inside her ear.

We ended up exchanging ICQ numbers and she would always want to chat with me online. When I graduated high school, she asked me on several occasions to go out for bubble tea or to give her rides. Being an repressed Chinese kid, I of course didn't take her up on her offers and she eventually stopped messaging me.

Ahhh, memories...

itt misc copy pastas being used to get lurkers to share their real stories

ty misc

wats a misc

what does this mean?

Means someone should come fail him.

it just hurts my brain, I really tried to understand it.

Said every girl to their current boyfriend since the dawn of time.

the real white knight is here, jimmy fallon and his "mario brothers"

nicole kidman when she was in her prime spreading her wet legs and he showed up with "mario brothers" for fuck sakes!

i guess i just mean even if sex was had, it was had in a way you wouldn't think should happen and you acted like a newb... and it's just funny when you think back about it.

i'm sure there are lots of embarrassing sex stories or first time experiences. Like... "what the fuck am i supposed to do" or "i don't think it was supposed to happen that way"

I got a few derp moments but this one stands out for me the most.

Back in hs i was dating this chick on/off.
Anyway, we were having a fight of the century moment and called shit off for a few weeks.
At the time, pretty sure it was done but still kinda liked her.
A few days after, girl i've known from way back texts me and asks why we never chill anymore so we text back and forth the next little while. She's pretty hot, girl next door attitude and i didn't go for her earlier on in hs because she was tight with one of my best buddies and i'm pretty sure he liked her. She tells me shes in some whatever special academic program on the island for a month, tells me to come visit if i can cus she gets pretty bored in her dorm (i lived in van).
Meanwhile, on/off gf texts me and starts apologizing and suggests that maybe we could still work things out, give her time, space yada yada yada. I'm like whatever let me know when you're not a bitch and we'll talk.
I plan on making the trip to the island to see her for a weekend. On/off gf comes over the day before i bounce, we chat, kinda make out but didn't really do shit cus she says it still doesn't feel right, blah blah blah. So she leaves, at this point, i know we're still off.
Go to the island the next day. Spent the first day just chatting and catching up (we went to different schools and rarely saw each other since the early days of hs). Asked her if shes with anyone she said nope, and she asked about my on/off gf since we've been at it for a while. Told her its messed up and probably over. Anyways, we get to talkin about where i'm gonna sleep for the night, cus the dorm has like a single bed, and a small armchair. She said she didn't mind sharing the bed.
Receive a text from on/off gf, says shes ready to talk when i'm free, things look rosy, blah, blah. I ignore it somewhat but it was on the back of my head.
We go for dinner, chat some more, figure we're connecting really well. Get to bedtime, i'm lying down and shes lying beside me. Kinda silent for a bit then we started making out. Was getting hot and heavy but for some reason, at the last moment, i chickened out. We were pretty much naked. I knew she wanted it and i did too but for whatever dumb fucking reason my head wasn't in it. For some reason it felt like i was cheating even though i knew i wasn't. I can't describe it but whenever i think back its always like, what the fuck was i thinking then. I had it, then and there. So we make out for a bit, before it gets serious i pull some dumb excuse that i wasn't sure if this was a good idea and all that shit, leave it for now, see how it goes later. She doesn't resist but we stop, there was silence for a while, kissed her good night and slept with our backs to each other. I get blue balls for being a dumb fucking moron. Breakfast was awkward as fawkkk. So i ended up leaving earlier than scheduled. Was hoping to catch the last sailing, heck, i was hoping to skip the first day of school if all went well but i ended up leaving early cus it felt awkward.
Kinda texted for a little bit more after that but we ended up losing touch and haven't seen her since. Saw on/off gf after i came back (blue balls relieved), we tried it again for a few months but ultimately didn't work out cus she's a bitch.

Anyway, every now and then i've always wondered what if. It was probably one of those missed opportunities.