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Old 10-31-2013, 10:47 AM   #5476
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Downie for Talbot wtf?

Cherry gonna explode on HNIC on saturday about this trade. He had good chemistry with Oreilly and Duchene

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Old 10-31-2013, 11:27 AM   #5477
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NEWS: #Canes agree to terms with Manny Malhotra on one-year, two-way contract. Details: Hurricanes Agree to Terms with Manny Malhotra - Carolina Hurricanes - News
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good on him..hopefully he can stay safe out there.
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-good to see Manny back in the NHL.
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-Some news about Varlamov. A judge allowed him to post bail at $5000. He's allowed to travel with the Avs while prosecutors prepare a case against him for domestic violence.

Talk about a goalie going postal. The dude stomped his girlfriend in the chest and dragged her by the hair.

Varlamov allowed out of jail; can travel with Avalanche

-from the article: In addition to kicking the woman, police say Varlamov told her in Russian that if this were Russia, he would have beat her more.
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nah roy is gonna high five varly, then take him out for vodka while fighting polar bears
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LOL his agent claims it has a national conspiracy to screw russia in sochi

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Colorado Avalanche goaltender Semyon Varlamov's agent says his client will be cleared when the facts come out regarding his arrest on domestic violence charges on Wednesday night.

"My client is completely innocent of these charges," Paul Theofanous told Adrian Dater of The Denver Post.

Varlamov, according to Denver police, was arrested on second-degree kidnapping and third-degree assault charges stemming from an incident on Tuesday and turned himself in on Wednesday.

He appeared before a judge on Thursday and was released on a $5,000 bond. He is also allowed to travel with the team.

Meanwhile, a Russian government official is claiming that Varlamov's arrest is part of a scheme to prevent Russia from winning the gold medal in men's hockey at next year's Olympic Winter Games in Sochi.

"I'm confident of Semyon's innocence," Russian parliamentarian Igor Ananskikh told a Russian news agency R-Sport. "I think it is a sports and political move, as Varlamov is a candidate for the Russian national team. The main goal is to suspend him from training and games so that he loses practice and misses the Olympics."

He was expected to go head-to-head with fellow countryman Sergei Bobrovsky of the Columbus Blue Jackets for the starting job in net for Russia.

Varlamov is in his sixth NHL season and third with the Avalanche. He has gone 7-1 this season during the team's 10-1-0 start.

The Avalanche play at Dallas on Friday night and Varlamov was scheduled to start in goal. Avalanche head coach Patrick Roy declined to comment on his goaltender's situation overnight, telling The Fan 1043 Radio in Denver that the team will evaluate goalie situation for Friday.
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LOL his agent claims it has a national conspiracy to screw russia in sochi

Agent says Varlamov is innocent, official claims conspiracy
Reading fail. It was a government official that thinks it's a conspiracy. His agent says he's innocent of the charges.
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^good catch. trying to get the nexus 5 att the moment lol
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heres a good guess as to what happened with varly from another forum..

The downie trade is Varly related.

Here's a speculation on what when down:

Downie is banging Varly's wife/girlfriend
Varly catches her at Downie's place and gives her a good slap and drags her out of there
Downie gets punched by Varly on the way out
Varly throws wife/girlfriend into car and drives off against her will
Next day, Downie is traded to the first random team that accepts a trade with no explanation

This explains the 2nd degree kidnapping and 3rd degree assault, and also the mysterious emergency trade out. Kind of like the middle of the night Phaneuf trade to TOR when he got busted having an affair with Conroy's wife.
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heres a good guess as to what happened with varly from another forum..

The downie trade is Varly related.

Here's a speculation on what when down:

Downie is banging Varly's wife/girlfriend
Varly catches her at Downie's place and gives her a good slap and drags her out of there
Downie gets punched by Varly on the way out
Varly throws wife/girlfriend into car and drives off against her will
Next day, Downie is traded to the first random team that accepts a trade with no explanation

This explains the 2nd degree kidnapping and 3rd degree assault, and also the mysterious emergency trade out. Kind of like the middle of the night Phaneuf trade to TOR when he got busted having an affair with Conroy's wife.
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Oh I can't wait to see how the NHL explains this one.

"In retrospect, we should have given Grabner 5 games, so to make up for it, we're giving Scott an extra 5 games for a similar incident."
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Oh, the "he knows how to hit, so he should've known better" angle.

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heres a good guess as to what happened with varly from another forum..

The downie trade is Varly related.

Here's a speculation on what when down:

Downie is banging Varly's wife/girlfriend
Varly catches her at Downie's place and gives her a good slap and drags her out of there
Downie gets punched by Varly on the way out
Varly throws wife/girlfriend into car and drives off against her will
Next day, Downie is traded to the first random team that accepts a trade with no explanation

This explains the 2nd degree kidnapping and 3rd degree assault, and also the mysterious emergency trade out. Kind of like the middle of the night Phaneuf trade to TOR when he got busted having an affair with Conroy's wife.
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LOL wasn't it a similar story about Schneider being traded that Kesler fucked his gf?
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Every trade that has ever happened is because another player banged wife.
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Why is it the NHL, seemingly more than any other pro sport, has so many of these hockey players sleeping with other players'wives stories? Pretty much any contraversial incident and thats the first explaination.
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cuz hockey wives want the d, players just gotta give it bro
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But... Steve Downie is RW, not a D.
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