Thank you. Finally, someone with common sense.

they're stupid status symbols. people should msg her and just never show up for the wedding.

a month ago there was an article about bachelorette parties and how women who are part of them have the need to one up the one they were previously at. some going to the extent of going out of town, to out of country, spending up to 200$ a person for simple, then one up to 500$ per person for the next, and how it can get up to 5000$ per person.....waste of time and money

my bachelor party(eventually one day) will just be me and my friends going out getting somewhat drunk somewhere doing an activity...the end. 18 holes of golf - beer per hole (or two depending on some people), or head to tofino to go surfing for the weekend.

My wedding was a modest 250 person wedding. Did it because it was part of tradition. No point in disappointing the parents. It's just as much part of their day as it was ours. We honoured them by agreeing. It wasn't that bad. We did most of the planning anyway. Now that I look back at it, it was a good decision - family is so important in some cultures.


If and when my children ever decide to go and ruin their lives by getting married, I'll let them do whatever they want (and save money, LOL).

Back to this woman who's looking for bridesmaids. If it's not a joke, I feel badly for her. Having to resort to being a liar. Anyway, it's none of our business what she does or doesn't do. RS, making fun of others since 1991. We're no better than a bunch of old women gossipping............... and I love it!

:suspicious: 320icar better be careful it doesn't involve a casting couch :troll: :ilied:

Maybe his email should include a request for the brides picture.

i cant picture an EI wedding without a million female cousins that the bride could choose from to be a bridesmaid


she must be under a lot of pressure to maintain appearances to resort to casting/hiring actors

^ yeah or she's a royal bitch and her cousins hate her :fuckthatshit:

we must continue to speculate so that when she inevitably finds this thread her spirit is crushed and she turns to drugs and alcohol to cope


edit: Maybe I wasn't clear, but at this point #bcrdukes will swoop in, knock her up and off her feet! huehuehuehue

got the job, brb, gotta go dress fitting.

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Can't speculate what this is about but after attending a few Hindu weddings, I find it fucking hilarious how you don't even have to pay attention to the wedding.

You can drink, walk around, get your backroom BJs on and once in a while, stare at the center of the hall to discover two people getting married.

Must be good liar.
Must be from respectable family.

Indian wedding receptions, buffets :sweetjesus:

AYCE butter chicken :sweetjesus::sweetjesus:

^
how would u know there gonna be butter chicken, may they are from the north lol

also u have to be attractive but yet now attractive at the same time, now thats gonna be hard to pull off :lawl:

Ignorant post of the week. Congrats! I saw a Jewish wedding once...I can speculate what a Christian wedding would be like...

What the fuck did I just read??? :heckno:

yeah what is this backroom/bathroom BJ you speak of? I saw it in "bend it like beckham" too, but in my decades of attending hall-parties I am yet to witness it, either first-hand or second-hand.


is there a secret to attaining a backroom/bathroom bj?

the only thing that usually goes on in bathrooms that is somewhat fun is coke, but that's at any party :okay:

Well for me it's always happened when I run into exgf's or previous flings at parties, not really very cool to just meet a chick at a party and then tie up a bathroom "getting to know each other".

Then again, this is the age of Tinder...

Maybe he's forced to give bathroom BJ's when he goes to weddings?

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Mind blown:facepalm:

the food is all re-heated crap. i always end up getting sick after eating food from a hall party. i just stick to the chicken/fish pokaras you get in the beginning because those are mostly fresh lol.