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Old 07-14-2014, 02:01 PM   #1
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Vancouver (Punjabi?) Girl Hiring Bridesmaids on Craigslist

Hmm... I didn't know it has come down to this in the Vancouver wedding game show...

Finding the perfect bridesmaids on Craigslist
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I need bridesmaids for my wedding, I already have one but I’m 5 short. The groom is really popular and already has 6 groomsmen and I want the wedding pictures to look nice so we need an even number.

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Must be willing to appear at all events (Between Aug 24-30)
No one taller than one 5’5 or shorter than 5’0
Must be sizes 0-6 (I buy the dresses)
Must be a good liar and actor
Must be willing to memorize info about me
Preferably speaks Punjabi
An agreeable personality, from a respectable family
Must be anywhere from 27-33 years old
Must be attractive but not too attractive

You will have a higher chance of being considered if you send a picture. Must be willing to do an interview.

P.S Free food and drinks.
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Who's day is this supposed to be, that the groom has, already, 6 guys on his side, while the bride only has her sister/bff?

I hate massive wedding parties like this. The worst I've been to was 9 bridesmaids/groomsmen per side. As someone that has, reluctantly, gone through the process, I can only recommend eloping.
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Who's day is this supposed to be, that the groom has, already, has 6 guys on his side, while the bride only has her sister/bff?

I hate massive wedding parties like this. The worst I've been to was 9 bridesmaids/groomsmen per side. As someone that has, reluctantly, gone through the process, I can only recommend eloping.
I hate the planning and stuff. Why not just have a small dinner with relatives and close friends and call it a day. Maybe coz I hate planning.........
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I hate the planning and stuff. Why not just have a small dinner with relatives and close friends and call it a day. Maybe coz I hate planning.........
Because parents.

With Chinese families especially, a lot of times the parents can't seem to understand that the wedding is supposed to be the bride and groom's wedding. They see it as more of themselves gaining a daughter-in-law for the groom's side, or marrying their daughter away for the bride's side because traditionally, that is how it was. Of course, this directly conflicts with the Westernized thinking that the bride and groom are typically raised on.

I'd imagine that a similar deal probably applies for Indian families as well...
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someone send in an application with pics of integra girl
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Why blame the bride. The groom wants 6 groomsmen and the bride has no friends.


Weddings are not about bringing 2 people together it's about bringing 2 families together.
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Weddings are not about bringing 2 people together it's about bringing 2 families together.
Unless you're planning on all living together then no, it isn't. The bride and the groom are the only ones making a change to their life so everyone else can fuck right off.
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I will gladly be a gay bridesmaid if it means I get free genuine Indian food! Fuck yeah
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Good buddy of mine just has 1 best man and the bride will have 1 maid of honor. Keep it nice and simple. I cringe every time I see a bride insist on having such a huge wedding party.
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lol @ compensation of $20/day

no thanks geoff
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lol @ compensation of $20/day

no thanks geoff
But, but, it's free food and drinks Yo
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yeah smirnoff, pakoras, and crown royal all while being eye-fucked by the brides drunk uncle, no thx
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Good buddy of mine just has 1 best man and the bride will have 1 maid of honor. Keep it nice and simple. I cringe every time I see a bride insist on having such a huge wedding party.
That's the way to do it, fuck big wedding parties. I hate being a part of them, I hate the fact I made some of my friends be part of mine I was much younger and didn't know any better at the time. I cringe everytime one of my friends tells me they are getting married because I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop, ie: would you be in our wedding party...........FML.

Weddings are alright to attend if you're there as a guest, can leave whenever and don't have to deal with any of the bullshit that comes with being in the bridal party. If I could get in a time machine I would have got married on a beach somewhere and those friends that wanted to come could have made it a holiday but no pressure.

I can't see how this person who posted the ad will get any serious hits, who the fuck volunteers for that shit? Looking for people to practice root canals on. Looking for people to clean up my dogs shit.............Seriously
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no thanks geoff
well there are outfits included as well, im sure those arent going to be cheap
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What makes anyone think that the parents or anyone else other than the bride and groom here are planning/organizing their wedding...

The bride clearly has a lot of issues including being honest. If this isn't a troll, the bride obviously is lying to her fiance and not being open with him regarding her bridesmaid situation. Or perhaps, she is and she wants a large wedding party on her side and this is the way she wants to do it.
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EI weddings have become such a fucking joke. its all about who can do it bigger and better these days.
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yeah smirnoff, pakoras, and crown royal all while being eye-fucked by the brides drunk uncle, no thx
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