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Old 03-07-2015, 07:17 PM   #26
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Old 03-07-2015, 07:50 PM   #27
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well..... at least i'm above average in girth
didn't have a disposable measuring tape so i just used the one out of the wifes sewing kit
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Old 03-07-2015, 09:47 PM   #28
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smoke show 21 year old hot babe
Why do I keep seeing this term all of a sudden? That's like the 4th time this week, after never hearing it once in my life! Was it in some rap song?
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Old 03-07-2015, 09:53 PM   #29
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Old 03-07-2015, 10:13 PM   #30
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Why do I keep seeing this term all of a sudden? That's like the 4th time this week, after never hearing it once in my life! Was it in some rap song?

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I like using the term because it sounds like a semi-classy way to describe a beautiful woman in more hipster-esque terms. "Smoke show" carries a strong cultural crossover into both urban hillbilly speak and Surrey jack vocabulary as the appeal of the term and how it rolls off the tongue penetrates social strata both horizontally and vertically. Truly a versatile word.
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Old 03-07-2015, 10:16 PM   #31
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Old 03-07-2015, 10:48 PM   #32
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well..... at least i'm above average in girth
didn't have a disposable measuring tape so i just used the one out of the wifes sewing kit
above average and shoots doubles.
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Old 03-07-2015, 11:05 PM   #33
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Old 03-07-2015, 11:12 PM   #34
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I like using the term because it sounds like a semi-classy way to describe a beautiful woman in more hipster-esque terms. "Smoke show" carries a strong cultural crossover into both urban hillbilly speak and Surrey jack vocabulary as the appeal of the term and how it rolls off the tongue penetrates social strata both horizontally and vertically. Truly a versatile word.
Those results are for the actual term "smoke show" not the slang to describe an attractive woman.

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Old 03-07-2015, 11:55 PM   #35
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Old 03-08-2015, 12:37 AM   #36
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Old 03-08-2015, 06:17 AM   #37
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if you can't dance or keep to a beat, it would be hardly surprising you can't fuck either.
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