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Old 03-07-2015, 08:11 AM   #1
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Average size for men is 5.17" erect

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Old 03-07-2015, 08:17 AM   #3
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That's strange, I didn't know 63% of Revscene was white and/or black?
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Old 03-07-2015, 09:54 AM   #7
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I honestly never measured myself until now

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Old 03-07-2015, 10:55 AM   #9
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Old 03-07-2015, 11:07 AM   #11
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Seems legit. Don't let porn fool you they say, the camera adds 20 pounds they say...........

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6'3 and proportional to my height = win


Seriously though guys, penis size doesn't matter -that- much


99% of the time a woman has chosen to have sex with you before she sees it
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Old 03-07-2015, 04:03 PM   #16
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Surprised this thread wasn't started by multicartual!
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Old 03-07-2015, 04:08 PM   #17
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6'3 and proportional to my height = win


Seriously though guys, penis size doesn't matter -that- much


99% of the time a woman has chosen to have sex with you before she sees it
I do agree with you, It's also how you use it as well. You could be massive and if you don't hit the right spots what fun will it be for the women and if you bust quick as well of course.
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Penis size articles are all about making men feel insecure, insecure unfulfilled men spend, spend and spend in order to prove themselves


Does the vagina of a 21 year old hottie feel any better than a 31 or 41 year old? I don't really notice any difference. However, if you go out in public or meet up with your friends and you have a smoke show 21 year old hot babe with big tits wearing a tight mini-skirt people will treat you like a King among men. Compare that to having a fit and decent-looking 41 year old who you enjoy dating, her age will make you look uncool in the eyes of many


Status, status, status.


Look at how much media and marketing is designed to make you feel lesser because you don't have X or you can't compete with X unless you have X, etc etc
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they should have a stiffness scale too hahaha
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I have found some older women with better feeling vaginas then a young slut fucking everything in sight. No question its nicer fucking a young chick with big tits
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I'm a 5' 5" manlet and I've always felt a little inadequate, but I never really based my manhood on a thing like this

Seeing this study makes me feel better though LOL
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Old 03-07-2015, 05:14 PM   #23
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some say it's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.

i say, its neither the size of the boat nor the motion of the ocean but rather if the captain can get everyone off.
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