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multicartual 08-27-2015 06:50 PM

When it rains, it pours
 
So if you weren't aware yet...



There is a huge-ass rainstorm coming this weekend. An entire SUMMER'S WORTH!!! 80-140mm predicted.



But naturally since I prefer to talk about gettin' laid and myself, I will digress and segue onto the topic of how annoying it is to meet a super hot and cool girl who is also super-duper-uber into you and have, at the exact same time, several other women spontaneously declare their intention to sleep with you!!!



Help me decide what to do this weekend by voting A, B, C, or D:



A: Bang all four chicks that are into you, the #1 Brunette Dream Girl, Hot Curry Spice brown girl, Nerdy tiny waist huge tits Safeway girl, and Blondie skinny marijuana girl

B: Bang three chicks that are into you, the #1 Brunette Dream Girl, Hot Curry Spice brown girl, Nerdy tiny waist huge tits Safeway girl, but NOT Blondie skinny marijuana girl because she does dabs and is a wastey-face 99% of the time

C: Bang two chicks that are into you, the #1 Brunette Dream Girl, Hot Curry Spice brown girl, but NOT Nerdy tiny waist huge tits Safeway girl because she has 4 cats and anyone with more than 3 cats is basically mentally ill, and no Blondie skinny marijuana girl

D: Bang only the sweet and loving brunette girl who treats you good and who doesn't make fun of your 1984 Dodge Rampage because the Hot Curry Spice brown girl always expects you to get her Starbucks in the morning and she hasn't gone once



p.s. None of these girls I met using online methods, I just use random conversations to break the ice, and voila!

320icar 08-27-2015 06:52 PM

Why do you even post here

Fcukedd 08-27-2015 06:52 PM

kk

Ulic Qel-Droma 08-27-2015 06:57 PM

Obviously A.

and all of them at the same time if u can.

EmperorIS 08-27-2015 06:58 PM

I can't wait to snuggle in at home with some hot cocoa and watching the rain roll down the window while listening to some soft jam on spotify

http://i.imgur.com/9VHBc7N.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/fJ1fizf.gif

bobbinka 08-27-2015 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 320icar (Post 8675077)
Why do you even post here

i'll take a stab at it :accepted:

cause he is insecure and seeks approval from others, wanting them to tell him how great his life is, so he can feel good about himself....?

Vansterdam 08-27-2015 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ulic Qel-Droma (Post 8675083)
Obviously A.

and all of them at the same time if u can.

QFT

jasonturbo 08-27-2015 07:16 PM

Brunette all the way, don't even fucks with the rest of them.

Brunettes do it better, everyone who's poked a few girls knows that.

Spoiler!


Regarding the doubter comments, if you doubt, that means you simply don't understand how to meet/engage women.

Edit: And it's also very true about the when the rain it pours, it's almost always a shortage or surplus of clam, there is never a perfect balance.

asian_XL 08-27-2015 07:33 PM

E. Lotion, 5.0, RS, porntube

Aetios 08-27-2015 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ulic Qel-Droma (Post 8675083)

and all of them at the same time if u can.

and film it. woohaaaa!

Phil@rise 08-27-2015 08:10 PM

umm wheres the blow?

GLOW 08-27-2015 08:12 PM

A or B and pics of safeway girl :pokerface:

pastarocket 08-27-2015 08:21 PM

Option A. You only live once.

Which Safeway does this hottie work at? :damn:

XplicitLuder 08-27-2015 08:23 PM

can i film , im trying to apply to brazzers

TjAlmeida 08-27-2015 08:46 PM

Lots of Netflix and chill going on this weekend :ifyouknow:

6o4__boi 08-27-2015 08:56 PM

Send me pics and their contact info
I'll help you decide.

multicartual 08-27-2015 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TjAlmeida (Post 8675130)
Lots of Netflix and chill going on this weekend :ifyouknow:


You know what is weird?


I don't get "Netflix and chill" at all


Whenever I score, it is almost always after doing -anything- but watching Netflix.


Netflix and chill is the next day when hungover, -after she leaves!

a00755836 08-27-2015 09:32 PM

dont care what you choose. but must have pics, or it didnt happen.

danned 08-27-2015 09:38 PM

let's all do this with op

punkwax 08-27-2015 09:46 PM

Honest answer:

Based on the little I know about you, you're probably not ready to settle down despite the sudden switch from "I'm single, live in a Gastown loft and have a better lifestyle than you" to "I plant flowers in a detached home and now look down on those living around those Gastown crackheads."

Either way, this is your smartest option.

Choose A. Keep the one you like most as a person as well as the one you like most in bed. I imagine you would be pretty difficult for a good girl to settle down with considering your line of work amongst other things so if she bounces at least you have a great lay to make you happy.

If the one you like is also the best lay, YOU WIN.

Special K 08-27-2015 10:03 PM

Pics please..... of you

J-Chow 08-27-2015 11:55 PM

Life's hard isn't it.


Go Big or Go Home. All You Can Eat.



Pick A.

meme405 08-28-2015 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Special K (Post 8675167)
Pics please..... of you

:heckno::gtfo:

Pics of safeway girl please.

!e.lo_ 08-28-2015 06:59 AM

http://i.imgur.com/o2MyCOw.gif
http://i.imgur.com/3LcY1AM.gif
http://i.imgur.com/b3TcuY4.gif

unit 08-28-2015 07:34 AM

god ive been away from RS for a while and nothing has changed


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