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Old 08-27-2015, 07:50 PM   #1
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When it rains, it pours

So if you weren't aware yet...



There is a huge-ass rainstorm coming this weekend. An entire SUMMER'S WORTH!!! 80-140mm predicted.



But naturally since I prefer to talk about gettin' laid and myself, I will digress and segue onto the topic of how annoying it is to meet a super hot and cool girl who is also super-duper-uber into you and have, at the exact same time, several other women spontaneously declare their intention to sleep with you!!!



Help me decide what to do this weekend by voting A, B, C, or D:



A: Bang all four chicks that are into you, the #1 Brunette Dream Girl, Hot Curry Spice brown girl, Nerdy tiny waist huge tits Safeway girl, and Blondie skinny marijuana girl

B: Bang three chicks that are into you, the #1 Brunette Dream Girl, Hot Curry Spice brown girl, Nerdy tiny waist huge tits Safeway girl, but NOT Blondie skinny marijuana girl because she does dabs and is a wastey-face 99% of the time

C: Bang two chicks that are into you, the #1 Brunette Dream Girl, Hot Curry Spice brown girl, but NOT Nerdy tiny waist huge tits Safeway girl because she has 4 cats and anyone with more than 3 cats is basically mentally ill, and no Blondie skinny marijuana girl

D: Bang only the sweet and loving brunette girl who treats you good and who doesn't make fun of your 1984 Dodge Rampage because the Hot Curry Spice brown girl always expects you to get her Starbucks in the morning and she hasn't gone once



p.s. None of these girls I met using online methods, I just use random conversations to break the ice, and voila!
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Obviously A.

and all of them at the same time if u can.
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I can't wait to snuggle in at home with some hot cocoa and watching the rain roll down the window while listening to some soft jam on spotify

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cause he is insecure and seeks approval from others, wanting them to tell him how great his life is, so he can feel good about himself....?
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and all of them at the same time if u can.
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Brunette all the way, don't even fucks with the rest of them.

Brunettes do it better, everyone who's poked a few girls knows that.

Spoiler!


Regarding the doubter comments, if you doubt, that means you simply don't understand how to meet/engage women.

Edit: And it's also very true about the when the rain it pours, it's almost always a shortage or surplus of clam, there is never a perfect balance.
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and all of them at the same time if u can.
and film it. woohaaaa!
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A or B and pics of safeway girl
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Option A. You only live once.

Which Safeway does this hottie work at?
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Lots of Netflix and chill going on this weekend
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Lots of Netflix and chill going on this weekend

You know what is weird?


I don't get "Netflix and chill" at all


Whenever I score, it is almost always after doing -anything- but watching Netflix.


Netflix and chill is the next day when hungover, -after she leaves!
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dont care what you choose. but must have pics, or it didnt happen.
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Honest answer:

Based on the little I know about you, you're probably not ready to settle down despite the sudden switch from "I'm single, live in a Gastown loft and have a better lifestyle than you" to "I plant flowers in a detached home and now look down on those living around those Gastown crackheads."

Either way, this is your smartest option.

Choose A. Keep the one you like most as a person as well as the one you like most in bed. I imagine you would be pretty difficult for a good girl to settle down with considering your line of work amongst other things so if she bounces at least you have a great lay to make you happy.

If the one you like is also the best lay, YOU WIN.
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