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02-29-2016, 12:48 PM
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#51 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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Only a matter of time before he steals the wrong Honda
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03-01-2016, 08:31 PM
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#52 | | RS Operative (G)
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cocaine and caviar, very cool
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03-01-2016, 08:43 PM
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#53 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Originally Posted by The_AK Only a matter of time before he steals the wrong Honda | like when berz got his hatch stolen and choked that mother fucker with the seat belt?.
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03-01-2016, 09:30 PM
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#54 | | RS controls my life!
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post this on reddit and the dirty =D
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03-01-2016, 09:39 PM
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#55 | | In RS I Trust
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His FB works again but he changed his name for some odd reason
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03-01-2016, 10:56 PM
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#56 | | Proud to be called a RS Regular!
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"idgaf" | Saw this car on HWY1 today
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03-01-2016, 11:26 PM
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#57 | | degenerate extraordinaire
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that guy...
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He would step out of his freshly downtown autospa detailed 996 C4s, check out his own reflection in the driverside window out of habit, take off his brand new limited edition D&G aviator sunglasses so the mf can see the fury in his eyes, sashay over to the other guy and then threaten to insert his black leather Savatore Ferragamo loafers into the guys rear-end. | | |
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03-02-2016, 12:11 AM
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#58 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by IINur Saw this car on HWY1 today | Did you call it in?
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Originally Posted by maksimizer half those dudes are hotter than ,my GF. | Quote:
Originally Posted by RevYouUp reading this thread is like waiting for goku to charge up a spirit bomb in dragon ball z | Quote:
Originally Posted by Good_KarMa OH thank god. I thought u had sex with my wife. :cry: | | |
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03-02-2016, 07:23 AM
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#59 | | ESKETIT
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I think this is his mom
someone should message her  https://www.facebook.com/cyn.mccoy.1?fref=ufi
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03-02-2016, 08:18 AM
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#60 | | look at these diamonds, they shining
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Trashy lookin mom
Trashy lookin son
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03-02-2016, 04:26 PM
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#61 | | Proud to be called a RS Regular!
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Originally Posted by underscore Did you call it in? | No. I wasn't sure it was him till I checked plate # later. My mistake. Need to keep a list of plate #s since I drive all day everyday for work.
What I don't get is that cops have a stolen veh. report, plate #, description, name ( and adress from it ) and he still drives around like that? There is no way he wasn't spotted by cop by now. Like there is almost no point to call it in anyway.
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03-02-2016, 08:34 PM
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#62 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Probably still worth calling it in as soon as you realize you saw a stolen car. Even though it might be a few hours later it could still help get the fucker arrested.
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Originally Posted by maksimizer half those dudes are hotter than ,my GF. | Quote:
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03-05-2016, 02:35 PM
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#63 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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At least they dress in a way that makes it easy to spot and avoid them.
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03-05-2016, 03:25 PM
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#64 | | Ricer Mod
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Originally Posted by Mr.Money like when berz got his hatch stolen and choked that mother fucker with the seat belt?. | In my boxers no less..... lmao. Good times.
Berz out.
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03-05-2016, 04:07 PM
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#65 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Rule number one........... don't mess with an RS Mod. Especially when he's Berzerker.
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03-05-2016, 05:44 PM
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#66 | | My name is Michael. J. Caboose, and I hate BABIES!
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Wait what? I've never heard this story. Story time with Berz!!!
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03-15-2016, 10:11 AM
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#67 | | I don't get it
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Originally Posted by Berzerker In my boxers no less..... lmao. Good times.
Berz out. | story pls
berz in
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03-15-2016, 11:09 AM
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#68 | | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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Ya Berz, let's hear it.
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03-15-2016, 12:03 PM
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#69 | | ...in the world.
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Wait, Berz did what?
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03-15-2016, 12:31 PM
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berz gettin kinky
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Originally Posted by SkunkWorks This wouldn't happen if you didn't drive a peasant car like an Audi... | Quote:
[14-05, 14:59] FastAnna You tiny bra wearing, gigantic son of a bitch
[15-05, 10:35] FastAnna Yeah I was dreaming of those big titties in that tiny bra
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03-15-2016, 12:37 PM
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#71 | | Ricer Mod
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Guy stole my GF's EG from the back of our appt building. We lived on the 9th floor. I heard it start up so I grabbed my keys and ran down 9 flights of stairs and hopped in my car. This took less than 30 seconds. Hopped in my EK and followed the guy he was barely a block away. I was on the phone with the police at this time telling them where we were driving to. Turned left onto Nanaimo from Broadway and there is a center meridian there. So I pulled in front of him and then hammered the brakes. He rear ended me and stalled the car. I jumped out wearing only boxers and he started panicking. The door was locked so I punched out the window and wrapped the seatbelt around his neck. Put my foot on the door and started pulling telling him the only way out is to open the door. So he opened the door. I dragged him out and held him until the cops got there a few minutes later.
He tried telling the cops I assaulted him and the cops response was "Did you see that guy? You're lucky he didn't kill you" Cops gave me a handshake and a job well done. ICBC covered the damaged rear bumper on my EK and the damage on the EG.
Berz out.
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03-15-2016, 12:40 PM
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#72 | | #deephouse
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03-15-2016, 01:01 PM
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#73 | | I told him no, what y'all do?
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03-15-2016, 01:06 PM
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#74 | | Head of HR....have a seat on that couch
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I pictured it more like this:
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can we stop, my pussy hurts...
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fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol
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#75 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Was your hand all bloody when you punched the window?
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