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Old 03-15-2016, 01:43 PM   #76
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Because it's Berz I can believe it happened, anybody else and I'd expect it went more like this:

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Old 03-15-2016, 02:50 PM   #79
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Was your hand all bloody when you punched the window?
When Berz smashes a window in, the window bleeds, not him.
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Couple of scratches no big cuts. The worst part is when you punch a window and it DOESN'T break. Don't ask me how I know.

This is how easy it can be.

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Old 03-15-2016, 05:23 PM   #81
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Old 03-15-2016, 07:49 PM   #82
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It's actually pretty impressive when you can punch through an open window, since there's a fair bit of deflection. You really have to commit lol.
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Old 03-15-2016, 09:36 PM   #83
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It's actually pretty impressive when you can punch through an open window, since there's a fair bit of deflection. You really have to commit lol.
i would think open window is easier to punch through than a close one. really curious now can any window punchers here verify?
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Old 03-15-2016, 10:04 PM   #84
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If you want it to break you don't want it to flex.
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Old 03-15-2016, 10:09 PM   #85
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was it the same guy?

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Old 03-15-2016, 10:31 PM   #86
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ouch damaging both cars to teach the thieving scumbag a lesson...but sure makes one heluva story

he knew you were following him?
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Old 03-16-2016, 08:18 AM   #87
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i would think open window is easier to punch through than a close one. really curious now can any window punchers here verify?
That was from personal experience.
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ouch damaging both cars to teach the thieving scumbag a lesson...but sure makes one heluva story

he knew you were following him?
Probably saved ICBC money on a write off payout for the EG. Only damage was the window and steering column on the EG and my rear bumper cover was cracked because it was Fiberglass. Plus because they caught the guy they can make him pay for it with restitution. He didn't know I was following him I kept a couple cars between us until we turned left at which point I was right behind him. Dispatcher told me not to do anything and just follow but..... Fuck that. I wanted my pound of flesh.

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Old 03-16-2016, 03:38 PM   #90
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My Jeep has a chip in the paint from one of those haha.
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Best story (that wasn't ridiculously assinine) on RS in a long time. I now have an RS man crush on Berz and nominate him for President of the RS Beat Down Crew.
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Sorry to dig up an old thread, but I googled Zedd Zimmerman tonight and found this thread, and a news article about one of his arrests.

https://www.delta-optimist.com/news/...lta-1.11906709

anyways...

3 years ago I posted my old beat up Cavalier on craigslist for 500$. Zedd shows up to look at it, we go for a ride, he bangs the gears hard but he has cash in hand, so i'm like whatever. He tells me he recently got out of jail for grand theft auto, but he has a drivers license and cash so whatever. He likes the car and wants to buy it, so I take him down to the autoplan broker to do the transfer. The broker tells Zedd he has to pay 2000$ to ICBC in fines before he can do anything. Zedd acts surprised and tells me his Mom will pay it tomorrow, but he needs the car to get home tonight, so I'm like whatever, its getting late, and he seems like a good kid. I take the cash and give him the transfer form filled out so he can do it tomorrow.

Next day Im at work and get a call from the Surrey RCMP, asking me what my affiliation with Zedd Zimmerman is... i explain what happened the night before. The officer tells me that my car's ownership was never transferred, it is still in my name and that Zedd was in a police chase and the car was totaled... Thankfully Zedd told the police that I had sold him the car but he didnt transfer it over, so our stories matched up and the officer told me not to worry about it. Funnily enough Zedd was upset that he had tried to do things "the right way" by actually buying a car (even though he had no ownership and had put stolen plates on it). Got a police file number to clear my name with ICBC. I soon forget about the whole thing.

So tonight I get pulled over by a few NWPD cars and they surround my car and ask "Zedd!?" I guess my name is still associated with his somehow, the police officer wouldn't give me any details. I explain who I am and how I have literally nothing to do with that kid and they let me go. But apparently he is out on the loose again, stealing cars and evading police, and they are trying to find him.

yea that's all. I googled Zedd Zimmerman when I got home and found this thread and felt obligated to post my story.
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He is such a dumb fellow. I hope the cops catch up with him. He just got himself on radar
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