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Old 03-15-2016, 01:43 PM   #76
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Because it's Berz I can believe it happened, anybody else and I'd expect it went more like this:

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Old 03-15-2016, 02:32 PM   #77
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Old 03-15-2016, 02:34 PM   #78
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Old 03-15-2016, 02:50 PM   #79
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Was your hand all bloody when you punched the window?
When Berz smashes a window in, the window bleeds, not him.
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Couple of scratches no big cuts. The worst part is when you punch a window and it DOESN'T break. Don't ask me how I know.

This is how easy it can be.

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Old 03-15-2016, 05:23 PM   #81
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Old 03-15-2016, 07:49 PM   #82
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It's actually pretty impressive when you can punch through an open window, since there's a fair bit of deflection. You really have to commit lol.
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Old 03-15-2016, 09:36 PM   #83
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It's actually pretty impressive when you can punch through an open window, since there's a fair bit of deflection. You really have to commit lol.
i would think open window is easier to punch through than a close one. really curious now can any window punchers here verify?
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Old 03-15-2016, 10:04 PM   #84
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If you want it to break you don't want it to flex.
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was it the same guy?

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ouch damaging both cars to teach the thieving scumbag a lesson...but sure makes one heluva story

he knew you were following him?
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i would think open window is easier to punch through than a close one. really curious now can any window punchers here verify?
That was from personal experience.
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ouch damaging both cars to teach the thieving scumbag a lesson...but sure makes one heluva story

he knew you were following him?
Probably saved ICBC money on a write off payout for the EG. Only damage was the window and steering column on the EG and my rear bumper cover was cracked because it was Fiberglass. Plus because they caught the guy they can make him pay for it with restitution. He didn't know I was following him I kept a couple cars between us until we turned left at which point I was right behind him. Dispatcher told me not to do anything and just follow but..... Fuck that. I wanted my pound of flesh.

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Old 03-16-2016, 03:38 PM   #90
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My Jeep has a chip in the paint from one of those haha.
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Best story (that wasn't ridiculously assinine) on RS in a long time. I now have an RS man crush on Berz and nominate him for President of the RS Beat Down Crew.
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