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02-24-2017, 12:23 PM
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#4426 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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So Eaves 21 goal scored thus far just fetched a 2nd rounder..
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02-24-2017, 12:26 PM
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02-24-2017, 12:26 PM
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1 confirmed diagnosis of mumps in the Nucks. Several players show symptoms.
Stetcher confirmed.
Possibles include Tanev, Tryamkin, Chaput, and Grunlund show symptoms.
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02-24-2017, 12:41 PM
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rofl the hockey gods way of saying "rebuild and sell you dumb cunts"
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02-24-2017, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by 6o4__boi rofl the hockey gods way of saying "rebuild and sell you dumb cunts" | Hockey gods trolling us... This mumps outbreak is one year too late. #tankfornolan
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02-24-2017, 12:59 PM
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#4431 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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Eaves to Ducks, Jurco to Hawks, Mumps to Canucks
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02-24-2017, 01:49 PM
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Who is Mumps? I can't find this guy on HockeyDB...
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02-24-2017, 02:05 PM
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I guess burrows to ducks not happening now lol...maybe montreal or NYR?
If JB an Co don't do anything for another year I will lose my shit!
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02-24-2017, 02:31 PM
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#4434 | | Waxin’ Punks
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Originally Posted by Liquid_o2 Who is Mumps? I can't find this guy on HockeyDB... | Try WebMD
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02-24-2017, 02:46 PM
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Gotta love the Canucks website feed posting an article saying "Forget buying or selling, it's all about winning for the #Canucks at the #NHLTradeDeadline" 
Talk about being completely unaware of your past fails and the level of hockey knowledge your audience has.
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02-24-2017, 04:40 PM
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#4436 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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Originally Posted by Liquid_o2 Who is Mumps? I can't find this guy on HockeyDB... |
Maybe they'll also sign Mr. Mumps friends measles and rubella as a package deal.
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02-24-2017, 05:01 PM
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#4437 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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This fucking team ...
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02-24-2017, 05:33 PM
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#4438 | | In RS I Trust
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At least it's players we won't be trading
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02-24-2017, 05:54 PM
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#4439 | | they call me the snowman
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Shit
I played at rogers last night with some of the alumni. The shower facilities are awesome. But I'm feeling like crap today.
That is a legit prize for the loyal Canucks fan. Here, have some disease to go with your wild mushroom Flatbread.
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02-24-2017, 06:22 PM
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#4440 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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Originally Posted by rsx10 What is the point of having contracts with no trade or no movement clauses if they are asked to waive them? It doesn't look good for the team or city to attract new players if they are going ship them out a few years into their contract or on expiring contracts.
Those of you have to understand that these players have lives outside of the rink and they sign these contracts to give them stability to stay with their families. Look at Hansen who has two young twins at home and have to leave them to play for another team if he gets traded. Would you do that for your work? | In Hanson's case he could have bargained for a full NTC, not a limited one where he submits a list of 8 teams he would go to. I've always argued NTC is poor terminology, any player can be traded to any team, it just gives a player the power to control where he can be traded to. And if you're a player why would you want to keep playing for a team that has made it clear they would rather cash you in? NTC give players a partial or complete say in the process instead of being moved around like a piece of meat.
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02-24-2017, 09:37 PM
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fuck, stetchers mom works at my dentist office. I gotta go within next two weeks, she better not spread that shit
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02-24-2017, 10:15 PM
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#4442 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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jay onrait & dan o'toole leaving Fox. if they go to sportsnet, they'd make it a lot more tolerable
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02-25-2017, 08:17 AM
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provision in their contract due to fox's previous deal with sportsnet was that if they were let go, they would be offered full time jobs at sportsnet. onrait has expressed interest in tsn tho
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02-25-2017, 08:22 AM
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#4444 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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isn't tsn already full packed with people? they should just both go to sportsnet
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02-25-2017, 08:54 AM
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#4445 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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I've had mumps before, so not going to get it ever again. In fact, I've had just about everything a kid can get, pre-immunization (pre-historic) days. I did, however, remember getting a polio vaccination. I also got a shingles vaccination last month after hearing all that shit on RS. Gulolol.
As for the Canucks, mumps is nothing compared to what strange disease they've had the last few years.......... Nowinitis. Only known cure - get rid of coach and owner.
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02-25-2017, 09:09 AM
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#4446 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Canucks new slogan: Swollen for Nolan
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02-25-2017, 09:09 AM
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#4447 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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Sportsnet has the rights to all NHL and Jay coverage. They would be making a mistake going back to TSN. I don't know the numbers but doesn't SN do much better than TSN?
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02-25-2017, 09:26 AM
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#4448 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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Originally Posted by Jmac Canucks new slogan: Swollen for Nolan | Burrows is Swollen for Nolan and he doesn't even have the mumps.
The only areas where SN beats TSN are where HNIC/CBC have had influence. SN sucks and the end of their contract with the NHL can't come soon enough.
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02-25-2017, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Jmac Canucks new slogan: Swollen for Nolan |
all in for dahlin
joseph stalin prefers dahlin
da chico's want nico
gonna fuck aquilini's miss; if there's no swiss
amidoinitrite?
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02-25-2017, 01:12 PM
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#4450 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Rofl of all players recalled only Subban is slated to be a healthy scratch
Guy can't catch a break even with a plague hitting the team
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