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Old 12-02-2018, 07:31 PM   #1
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Can I Use Body Lotion Instead of Body Wash?

So I ran out of body wash but I still have some body lotion. Would the body lotion get me clean enough?
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I dont know if this is a joke going over my head of grey hair but....

Lotion/= soap

Shaving cream is foamy soap. Hand soap maybe?

Lotion is moisturizing cream, that's why it is on many boys nightstand, it "locks" in moisture.
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So I ran out of body wash but I still have some body lotion. Would the body lotion get me clean enough?
No.


Soap cleans by degreasing breaking down oils, etc.


Lotion just covers your skin to soak in, moisturize, protect, and in some, mediacate. It won't wash off easily.



To put it in automotive terms (kind of), you wouldn't use WD-40 in your transmission, or use brake fluid in your radiator, etc.
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and no lotion won't clean you. You're better off soaking in water as hot as you can and then sloughing the dead skin off with your hands or a stick
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You probably have 10 different things around the house that would be better than using body lotion

Hand Soap (which is just body soap in a smaller bottle)
Facewash
Shampoo
Dish soap
Bar of soap
Laundry detergent

Hell even using just hot water and some shave foam on your balls and pits would be better than using body lotion
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Just take a shower without body wash.
It will be fine for a day just make sure to scrub parts of the body that's normally more dirty (Your ass) or sweat easily.

Look a lot of people don't even take showers daily.
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So I ran out of condoms but I still have some saran wrap. Would the saran wrap get............


sorry............. I just had to..................


I was going t ouse another example, but it would be too........... um............. inappropriate.
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I would post a comment that is easier to wrap hard objects in sara wrap than it is limp but some might call the comment ageist.

On a thread related...shoppers is open 24 hours, many large stores are open until 10.
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It's been a while since we've had a thread with potential
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I'm surprised more people haven't jumped in.

The thread is there for the taking.
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So I ran out of body wash but I still have some body lotion. Would the body lotion get me clean enough?
just in case.........
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Body lotion contains many detergents. It is acceptable
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I'm surprised more people haven't jumped in.

The thread is there for the taking.
im just waiting for OPs next thread on whether ring pops can be used as a plug

also OP sn checks out.....I remember moms buying cocojojoba lotion as a kid...jus sayin
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im just waiting for OPs next thread on whether ring pops can be used as a plug
They can. But the flavor will change drastically
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You probably have 10 different things around the house that would be better than using body lotion

Hand Soap (which is just body soap in a smaller bottle)
Facewash
Shampoo
Dish soap
Bar of soap
Laundry detergent

Hell even using just hot water and some shave foam on your balls and pits would be better than using body lotion
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judging from your other threads i'd hate people too if i couldn't afford soap either how's that free mcdonalds wifi
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Do you have lysol wipes?

You don't even need water if you have wipes...

Just sayin, that's pretty convenient if you ask me.
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It's also a great supplement for toothpaste. If you run out of that.
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Lotion works from outside and absorbs in so I'd recommend swallowing said lotion and it should slowly clean you from the inside out.
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You're better off using a few squirts of dish soap in a tub full of hot water. It's harsh soap so it may dry you out. Use your lotion after..
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