I made my own Chinese fruit cake
 

Yah... I did it!! It's 9 friggin inches of deliciousness. Saved me uhhhh 30ish bucks ? Taste a lot better making it yourself. Ingredients only cost about 5 dollars.

https://i.postimg.cc/c4DZbRQx/20190303-150434.jpg
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Here's the recipe I used.

http://frugalallergymom.blogspot.com...-cake.html?m=1

"That's what she said!" -Michael Scott

Looks good mang.

Now a durian cake!


5 bucks if you already have most those ingredients lol

You’re a Chinese fruitcake

https://media1.tenor.com/images/5479...itemid=4232665

I think I have the soul of a Chinese ah mo. I enjoy baking and cooking.

open wechat store and sell a hundred of these and you can pay off some of your maz maintenace costs

make a durian cake!

i actually do have durian in the fridge. HMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! good idea gents

I never realize it is a chinese thing

chinese cakes are usually made with whipped creme instead of fondant or icing. Plus generally wayyyy less sweet than their western counterparts.

The top looks like a pile of udon, lol

are you doing letter-typed whipped cream squeezing
or circling like doing 9-typed whipped cream squeezing?
:accepted:

da fuck? i havent a clue.. im using a kit i bought at superstore for 8 dollars. it has a bunch of metal nipples. i choose one of those metal nipples....

more like miracle whip BrokeBack

-Wayne Gretzky

Next time you pipe cream onto a cake, think of a Spirograph, instead of just squeezing it on top. You’ll still get full coverage and have a much more beautiful layout. Do as many layers as necessary

https://i.imgur.com/ugbr2gP.gif?noredirect

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That's pretty. I'm going to make another cake this Friday for my broski's birthday and I'll try that. It's sad that I'm making him a cake as both our wives are utterly useless hahaha.

:lol

You beat me to it!

I think it's a generational thing. We were the last real generation raised by out mom's, who typically stayed home while pop's worked his 8-10 hrs a day.

Nice cake, btw.

Speaking of Spirograph:

Ive been making Banana bread for sometime and recently started making very delicious and simple flat bread... but I think I have to give up starch for sometime as its making my joints stiff.

How to Make Banana Banana Bread
youtube.com/watch?v=0W9lXaHcXL4

Added these graphics myself.
https://i.imgur.com/iKXCN8w.jpg

do a banana stone-typed bread.......:drunk:

how much if you sell?
what else you make?

yeah can i just buy a cake off ya and pretend i baked it. The gf loves chinese fruit cakes LOOOOOOOO

Hahah, I'm not that good at making it yet.. if we ever have a big revscene get together I'll bring a giant fruit cake for the homies.

Then I'll burst out of it...

So broski isn't a big durian fan so I made him a mango cake. Gonna cut it tonight.

https://i.postimg.cc/wBd1LdMS/20190308-134428.jpg