Kirk double play outs................. no shit, sherlock. Running that slow, the opposing team can take a nap and still throw the guy out.

If he weren't a catcher, he'd be sent down. Should have kept Moreno. At least he could run and not waddle to first.

Start looking for Kirk's replacement next year fatty is no good to us now that he can't hit

Baseball gods not helping out the Jays. Biggio could have had a home run. Just shy of going over. A gust of wind would've done it. Rubber match tomorrow.


Richards......... ewwww......... gag me with a shovel.

Rain delay............ within the hour, they say.

Calling the kettle black.............. Gausman saying the team needs to get their shit together. Uh........ it starts with you, too, buddy. You didn't exactly have a wAnderful outing. Nor the previous few games. It all adds up. If your guys (pitching staff) had your their together long ago, you wouldn't be in this predicament. Sure, hitting isn't there, butt.

No pointing fingers, just get 'er done. Period.

I blame everything on the decision not to continue with the Barrio Jacket. It's hella better than the wheelbarrow, trident, gold chain, kabuto, viking helmet, etc.

Gausman only gave up 2 runs in 6 innings against one of the hottest teams in the league while his teammates gave him not a single run to work off of. I think the stat was when he pitches his team gives him 3 runs or less of support, it's pitiful.

The bats just aren't there. Other than Bichette and Merrifield there hasn't been any consistently good hitters on our team. Some guys get hot for a few games and then it's back to mediocrity again.

5:15 game start.

6 outs in 13 pitches tells you a lot about this teams ability to hit

URGENCY!!!!!!



Bwahahahaha...............................



Putting it into perspective. Could be a Yankees fan.

Springer Dinger!!!!!!

URGENCY!!!

Chris Ass Bitt

Word Scramble.

Going to take a seniors nap. Seen enough

The only chance we have is if we can hold the other team to 0 runs and even then most games would go to extra innings

Missed the game yesterday due to outing at the PNE. Watched the game afterward. Damn, that Davis Schneider. He's what this sad ball club needs. That and the Barrio Jacket, gulolol.

10:37 start this morning. Hope they win the series. It all depends on the Home Plate Lady at Rogers Centre. Everytime (not 100% sure) she's in attendance, the Jays lose.


Go, Jays, GO!!!!

No Home Plate Lady, but Thor (Noah Syndergaard from Asgard) is on the mound. god help us............. not really throwing thunderbolts, so far.

2-2 tie.

Did not know Yusei Kikuchi is into weight lifting. He met the 2023 World's Strongest Man. Canadian weightlifter, Mitchell Hooper. Yusei wants to hit his goal to deadlift 600 lbs. He's close.


Update: Jays down 4-2..

Urgency!!!!!!!




HOLY BEJEEZUS!!!!!!!


Another home run for Davis Schneider! Gives the Blue Jays the lead 5-4

Bullshit Bullpen does it again.

URGENCY!


Sending in a pinch runner for Davis Schneider was a huge mistake.

Can't even win a series against Cleveland when your season is going to be decided in the next couple weeks...

Meanwhile Seattle smoked KC 15-2 yesterday which is how you're supposed to perform against garbage teams

Ok, if the Blue Jays don't win the series against Washington, it's time to call in the National Guard. Cause Jays' fans are going to burn the stadium down.

WTF is with the Sportsnet 4K feed? It's doing the funky chicken. I'm forced to watch on 201. 1st World Problems, gulolol.........


Gausman pitches have good ball movement today............. too bad it is out of the strike zone.

Joey Meneses is Gausman’s Nemesis.

Another shitty Gausman night. Trevor Richard’s? Noooooooooo………….

Davis Schneider batting in the number two spot.

Berrios on the mound doing Berrios things................ Jays down 2-0.

Davis Schneider with yet another home run. Damnnnnnnnnn.............................



Blue Jays gonna have to have a moustache night. Every fan gets one to put on their face. Bobblehead in the works, I bet.

Seniors nap time. Jays down 5-1. Don’t need the frustration right now.

I have a feeling by the end of the season it's not going to be close, we might even end up behind Boston.

Something told me not to take a seniors nap. Sure enough, Davis Schneider hits another home run - almost (double). What the hell is vladdy, I mean flabby, I mean Kirk in this game? Why did they not get a pinch runner for him? Am I missing something here? Also, why did they have him run to home plate?


Do they want to lose this game on purpose? Is it like a Conner Bedard thing? Hee hee.........


Oh well, it is what it is.

Bottom of the 9th. Two on, no outs............. Springer at plate 3-0 count and Schneider on deck. WOW.......



Bases loaded for Davis, no out............ W-T-F????


Moustache time!


down 5-3, though


Damn, didn't pan out. Struck out. Vladdy on....... double play again?

Vladdy chops one and he is out at first. One run scores. 2 out and Danny Jansen is up. Now it's 5-4



Close, but no cigar.


Another tough loss.

Rubber match tomorrow. Yikes, urgency is an understatement.

Bases loaded with none out is this teams kryptonite