I read "Handling 10/10" as "Hoarding 10/10", but it seems your comment on trunk space validates that anyway.

All you bitches complain about trunk space for your hoarding needs so I felt it was important to review that as part of a community service. :D

e.g.

"I have kids now so I need massive trunk space!" - RS Member 1
"I just got married so I need all the space I can!" - RS Member 2
"Need the space for three strollers but I only have one kid and my mother in law is a pain in the ass" - RS Member 3

You know which one of these categories you each fall into!

Go to hell, die in a fire, and have a Revscene Day! :D

stupid geezers and your Guangdong hoarding! :swear:

at this point, the license is just another item in the Guangdong hoard - kept well past its useful life.

Only three strollers? If we must.

Stroller #1: The Daily Driver

Don't be caught without your standard issue UPPAbaby Cruz V3. Heirloom-grade textiles meets aerospace-spec aluminum frame.

Patented FlexRide suspension is sure to protect your stroller-pushing wrists against any break in the pavement. Magnetic 5-point harness showers your child in apparent safety, with a sleight of hand.

MSRP: $1299


https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-mzug...1760564248.jpg


Stroller #2: The Jogger

Run, don't walk to the coffee place. You're an athlete god damn it, and you need to let the world know.

The only true choice is the Thule Glide 3.

MSRP: $899

https://www.thule.com/-/p/krxhtcjTPY...43/1539743.png


Stroller #3: The Vacationer

Travel calls. You need something improbably compact and impossibly lightweight to bring the baby with.

Introducing the Bugaboo Butterfly 2 in Heritage Black.

MSRP: $679

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/...AC_SL1500_.jpg

What kind of income would one need to warrant three baby strollers? Disgusting!

Revscene ballers: "don't know. ask my private banker."

For the rest of us: FB marketplace / workplace classifieds! if it's something relatively popular and high-durability, the TCO of buying it used and selling it again is pretty good. We settled on just one stroller though: I find that a carrier works way better for the trails.

Two six-figure incomes. But heaven forbid the in laws touch anything. Not even when you drop off your baby in a stroller and forget to explain how it works. That way you can scold them later when they inevitably maybe damage it while trying to collapse the thing so they can have dim sum without blocking the walkways.

My parents and I no longer touch any of my sister’s strollers. Yet they still leave one of their so called vacationer models at my parents’ house. At this point I am tempted to throw it out.

I see you have lived world experience on this! :D

radeonboy is a bad uncle. :troll:

I think donating it to a charitable cause might inflict more emotional damage.

Oh man, the ultra-compact strollers are the worst for that. If you don't do all the steps just right, stuff jams up. And then if you force it, things snap.

But for some steps, you're supposed to shove harder. Or else when you fold it, things snap.

Choose wisely!!

Oh, I forgot to mention. When going over any bumps or braking in the Kia Forte, it would make this squeaky sound as if a rat was in the car. It wouldn't stop until the car settled. :D

how dare you

pssh you people and your HU-MON strollers. pathetic....

DOG STROLLER Is where its at. $950 USD clams for this.

https://www.poshpuppyboutique.com/cd...g?v=1718490348
https://www.poshpuppyboutique.com/co...ller-dalmation

https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/c...g?format=1500w

broke ass babies, you cant flex on me you bitches. I GOT A CUSTOM RAIN SCREEN YO. air suspension (uhhh theres air in the tires, not solid rubber like the cheap shit)
also got a 270-degree air pad pet impact protection! (the orange label) and CAMO so nobody can even see me.

https://i.postimg.cc/9MsctKn1/IMG-5587.jpg

That dog looks miserable.

^ fuck you !!!!! dont you dare talk to mr jub nub ! he turned into a dog god now.

lol i didn't see the update

I was referring to the stock photo lol

^ Don't succumb to his pressure. Be like Carney: stick it to the man. The dog is miserable, you tell him!!

Unlike Trump, Badhobz is a man of his word. If he says he will murder me, I trust that he will murder me. :D

I think he would rather "destroy you" than to "murder you", and we all know what he means by "destorying". :ifyouknow:

:sweetjesus:

Look I'm no breeder either but this is PEAK First-world Western decadence. We need North Korea to nuke us now based solely on this.

Isn't that the opposite of safety? Nobody can see the pet stroller, including cars as you're crossing the street?!

I guess you could actively tilt the stroller 270° towards the incoming cars.

The camo works so well that people think I have a hu Mon baby ! Ha

This is starting to sound like an insurance scam.

Wife told me to get the bright pink one (FOR SAFETY apparently), i said thats gay as fuck, ill get the camo instead.

nothing screams im full-hetero with a tiny dog in a camo stroller being pushed by a 6'2 fat fuck in a costco suit. I think the sheer sight of such a masculine image causes women to instantly cream their pants and lesbians run to conversion therapy.